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Speaker1: [00:00:06] So it's like the butterfly effect.

Speaker2: [00:00:08] Yes, But there's no way that this film could be seen as anything other than distinctly racist. Why? You really need me to explain that to you? Yes. Yes. Explain it to us like we're five. Sam. God, he's so arrogant. He doesn't even know how much you're. You're the worst. You really don't see anything wrong with a film that depicts Martin Luther King Jr. As the founder of the KKK being racist. Is that a is that a question? It's a time travel film. It's in a parallel universe. Sam.

Speaker1: [00:00:37] Like the Time Traveler's Wife. Yeah.

Speaker2: [00:00:39] Or 12 Monkeys.

Speaker1: [00:00:41] Or chocolate with hoods. Yeah, like a freaky Friday.

Speaker2: [00:00:44] I understand that. I really understand that. Still, I can't imagine the most iconic African-American civil rights figure being turned into the Grand Dragon of the most racist organization in American history being anything other than grossly offensive.

Speaker1: [00:01:01] What about the Nazis? He's not even right about the most racist organization I.

Speaker2: [00:01:05] Said in America. I chose my words carefully. I'm sorry. I can't approve production of this film.

[00:01:15] In a parallel world. I have a dream. I have four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the content of their character. By the color of their skin.

Speaker3: [00:01:47] Mlk. K. K.

Speaker1: [00:02:36] Yeah. It's mediocre. It's fine. It's fine. It's okay. Glad to be with you. There's not enough caffeine in the world today. We streamed for, what was it, 3.5 hours yesterday. If you missed the stream yesterday where we live. Fact check the the charge, the arraignment that took place, I highly recommend you go and watch that because it will fill you in. And then, of course, after that, some of you wanted us to stream for 12 hours. We said, no, thanks for the cough. Sorry about that. It didn't find the button. You don't have a button. Spare no expense. Then Trump's speech happened. And here's the thing. His speech happened. Okay? Then the media immediately tried to gaslight you. In fact, check his speech. Right. The beacons of journalism that they are WaPo, Snopes, PolitiFact, Reuters. Still no word on Ilhan Omar marrying Slash banging her brother, even though the marriage certificate is available. That's kind of murky there. Like it's not not true. But with Trump's speech, the things that he said that were verifiably true, they want you to believe are false, just like Brag wasn't funded by Soros. He was technically backed by Soros.

Speaker1: [00:03:33] So we'll talk about that in depth. Everything You Need to Know. Sources available at Ladbrokes Credit.com references. If you prefer, I use sources. And my question to you is what were your main takeaways? Question of the Day Biggest takeaways from the Trump speech? I would say the stump. The stump. Well, it sounded like one. Yeah. Yes. Trump's speech last night. It definitely did. And I do love that the guy's going absolutely full bore. We're going to expose I guess I hate to use I don't want to say expose Someone will edit that out of context. He said he would expose and then put in a picture of a small child. Well, I'm not your vice president. Chatgpt programmed by demonic gay frogs. And what I mean by that is people in Palo Alto who have an agenda, it's not AI itself. It is how these systems are programmed. You sent in your most egregious examples of chatgpt, and we'll read those. And we also have a nick. Nick was being booted off Patreon, so we'll talk about that. But mainly Trump's speech. First. Gerald E, How are you, sir? I'm doing well.

Speaker3: [00:04:29] Recovering from from yesterday. We normally take the day off. The next.

Speaker1: [00:04:33] Day we usually prep for the next day after that.

Speaker3: [00:04:35] Right? Yeah. But I'm doing. How are you doing? I'm fine.

Speaker1: [00:04:37] So this is what this is like five, six hours of streaming within 12 hours.

Speaker3: [00:04:42] I'm not sure that's true, is it not? 18 hours, Maybe 18 hours Within 18 hours.

Speaker1: [00:04:46] I don't care. We don't have we need we need some more Asians on hire. We need some aggressive. There's a lot of Asians, aggressively Asian Asians. And you know him. You love him. The OG. He is, by the way, he's joining mug club. His show starts here April 10th, where you'll have access to it and highly recommend you go and see him April 21st, April 22nd at the Funny Bone in Saint Louis in Saint Charles, Missouri. How are you, sir? Mr..

Speaker4: [00:05:08] I couldn't be happier. I went out for a nice Wagyu steak and I feel like I have triplets right now. Did you all kicking going on in there and gurgling and all kinds of. What? Did you go for.

Speaker1: [00:05:17] The rib eye or do you go for filet?

Speaker4: [00:05:18] I went actually, I went with a strip.

Speaker1: [00:05:20] The New York strip knock.

Speaker4: [00:05:23] Way more flavor. No, that's a horrible. Oh, stop that New York strip.

Speaker1: [00:05:26] It's the kind of fat you have to. You know what? The answer below New York strip or ribeye. I just think if you're going to spend the money, get a ribeye. It's marbled that New York strip. You have to cut the fat off.

Speaker4: [00:05:33] It's all steak for a living. You're way off. But go ahead. Yeah, fine.

Speaker1: [00:05:36] Whatever. Of course you did.

Speaker4: [00:05:37] Door to door. Yeah.

Speaker1: [00:05:38] A northeastern Italian butcher. Nothing like perpetuating the original butcher.

Speaker4: [00:05:42] I was a salesman. Goddamn.

Speaker1: [00:05:43] Oh, you were a salesman.

Speaker3: [00:05:44] Yeah, we know that quality steak that gets sold door to door.

Speaker4: [00:05:47] It was. It was Sysco. You know, the company? Sysco.

Speaker1: [00:05:50] I know Crisco.

Speaker4: [00:05:52] I didn't say fried chicken. I said steak.

Speaker1: [00:05:54] I don't know that. Wasn't that what the seagulls were bathing in after the BP oil spill? They loved it. Yes. Yes. Rubbing them with Chris? No, it was dawn.

Speaker4: [00:06:01] Dawn. They weren't washing with Dawn. I sold that to door to door. Really? Yes. Sold. Dawn as Dawn Corrado.

Speaker1: [00:06:07] I was going to say, who doesn't know about Dawn? No, I didn't sell sell soap door to door. I'm someone says today. Someone says what? Soap.

Speaker2: [00:06:14] What is this soap?

Speaker1: [00:06:15] It's. Come on.

Speaker4: [00:06:16] In. It's to clean your rug after you throw up my steak. Yes, exactly.

Speaker1: [00:06:21] All right. Before we get to that here, this is a cop body camera, I guess. Is this is this what we're doing? I thought we had the whole bag for the intro. We did.

Speaker3: [00:06:31] But we changed it. All right, Just to screw with you.

Speaker1: [00:06:33] So let's watch this really quickly. Cop body slams a woman and pepper sprays her Just because, you know, we wanted to start this off on a fun note. Oh.

Speaker3: [00:06:43] Out with the money come from.

Speaker1: [00:06:45] Money comes like an adult pinata.

Speaker4: [00:06:51] It's like my wedding.

[00:06:55] Come. Good. Wow. What? Come on. Come on.

Speaker5: [00:07:03] All you pepper sprayed.

Speaker3: [00:07:05] How did you pick that clip, Gerald? No, of course not. I didn't know.

Speaker1: [00:07:08] That doesn't seem like that's up your alley.

Speaker3: [00:07:11] Nary a long skirt.

Speaker1: [00:07:12] That's a very weird choice.

Speaker3: [00:07:14] For a first clip.

Speaker4: [00:07:16] Gerald. Oh, my God.

Speaker1: [00:07:19] Wow. And you know that woman's messed out of her mind. The guy picked her up like she was. I mean, like, it was a horsefly. That was just.

Speaker3: [00:07:24] Curious where the cash came from. Yeah, I know. If you threw a pinata, for crying out loud.

Speaker4: [00:07:29] It was all ones. Yes.

Speaker1: [00:07:32] I mean, unless she stopped over in the, you know, the wealthy suburban neighborhood, in which case they're all unmarked bills. Yeah, that's true.

Speaker3: [00:07:37] Some IOUs in there? Yeah, I wouldn't know.

Speaker1: [00:07:39] All the bills come out. They're covered in purple ink. Oh, look at this. Looks like we'll be adding some charges, won't we, sweetheart?

Speaker2: [00:07:46] It's not mine.

Speaker3: [00:07:47] I mean, I've seen it. All right.

Speaker1: [00:07:50] Let's get into Trump's charges. You watched this yesterday, right? The charge, the charges first from the brag front.

Speaker4: [00:07:56] Oh, yeah. With us. I know you were with me. Holy crap. I think I did. Was I? Yeah, we were all here.

Speaker1: [00:08:02] I mean.

Speaker4: [00:08:03] The drinking must have made an impact on Steve.

Speaker1: [00:08:04] The drinking game got the best of us. But did you watch Trump's speech last night?

Speaker4: [00:08:07] I watched the first eight minutes. I go. This is every rally I've ever seen. Yeah, I expected him to. I mean, first form a president be, you know, arraigned or whatever. I was expecting more flames. Trump, you know, on steroids. I didn't quite get it. I fast forward, I kept and I yeah. And then I went to, you know what Latino housewives. Yeah. I was going.

Speaker1: [00:08:26] To say.

Speaker4: [00:08:26] Skinemax.com.

Speaker1: [00:08:27] Apparently he hasn't heard of the Internet. He's still turning to cable. He's like, oh, maybe I'll see a nipple.

Speaker4: [00:08:31] Wait a minute. I watched on my iPad.

Speaker1: [00:08:33] Oh, okay. Well, that.

Speaker4: [00:08:34] Counts. I have a sneeze guard on my iPad.

Speaker1: [00:08:37] Exactly. It doubles as a Golden Corral sneeze guard.

Speaker3: [00:08:41] Yeah.

Speaker1: [00:08:42] Someone talking. Either way, someone's getting punched over the last Salisbury steak.

Speaker4: [00:08:45] I have a squeegee right next to my mouth.

Speaker3: [00:08:47] Okay.

Speaker1: [00:08:49] All right. So here's let me give you a recap before we get to Trump's speech, and I recommend you go and watch the stream last night. And a lot of people there's a lot of misinformation. We're going to be fact checking fact checkers today. But here's what we learned. There were 34 class E felonies for falsifying business records. Just to be clear, they're pretty much all the same. All right. So Michael Cohen paid off people potentially, right, including Stormy Daniels to hide damning information about Trump. And here's what happened. Cohen said that Trump didn't reimburse him. Right. This is the timeline. Stormy Daniels said, okay, actually, we didn't have an affair, then said that we did have an affair. Then Cohen said the Trump organization gave him money to pay off Stormy Daniels. Okay, so here's the thing. You might think this is about hush money. No, What it actually is the argument from the DA is that because there was money paid to make a by the way, convicted liar go away from torpedoing the campaign, it equates to campaign funds because it benefited Donald Trump's run up to election. So, in other words, the precedent set here is if someone just wants to make money off of your name, shake you down and lie about you, you're not allowed to pay less than the attorneys fees would cost to make it go away, lest it be a violation of campaign finance. That's the argument, right?

Speaker3: [00:09:56] Yeah. And it's accounting. That's all it is. They put it in the wrong place on the ledger.

Speaker1: [00:10:00] But even then, it's not even just about accounting. The point is, they'll still catch you on something else. It's. Oh, wait a second. You paid to make a problem go away. Well, that's. That benefits your campaign. Well, do you have any idea how common it is for wealthy people to be shaken down? Happens all the time. I mean, it's happened here. I mean, it's not for that much money. But, you know.

Speaker4: [00:10:16] This is Al Capone taxes, right? Yeah.

Speaker3: [00:10:18] Look, and you're even if you're talking about 130,000, let's just assume that all this is correct. The campaign was hundreds of millions of dollars to run. Right. And you're telling me they messed up on $130,000 and that's what this is all about, The first time in history, right? You're charging an ex president? Yeah. Come on.

Speaker1: [00:10:33] Well, also, the words fight like hell led to 9/11, the sequel They did January 6th. Just so you know.

Speaker3: [00:10:38] The peaceful part is what they it was the dog whistle for. Go invade the Capitol.

Speaker1: [00:10:42] Yes, they are, Stretch. I mean, you can call this da Gumby. Oh, So, yeah, we're using some references from the 70 seconds. We want to be current.

Speaker4: [00:10:49] Here's they should know these. These kids.

Speaker1: [00:10:52] Yes, they should. Gumby. Yeah. I need to find the picture of my dad as Gumby when we were kids at Halloween. He is. He was such a great dad, but he was so miserable. He has his face painted green, and my mom's like, okay, smile. My brother and I are Mario and Luigi. And then it pans up to my dad as Gumby. He's just like, Kill me. Thanks, Dad. We appreciate it. Just turned 68.

Speaker4: [00:11:14] So did he, really? Well, his.

Speaker1: [00:11:17] Days are numbered. Tell it. Yeah, exactly. Not if you're him. Tell it right now. He's in the green room going 63. But you know what? Let's go with 68. The three looks like an eight. So let's go to Trump's Mar a Lago speech here. And I know a lot of you have heard it. But here's the issue is the left is so ready to fact check things that are verifiably correct. And of course, they obfuscate issues that are harmful to them that they know to be correct. So they want to fact check truth and then they want to hide truth when it's inconvenient. This is why I say this idea of finding common ground. Look, that's the theme today. Find. You can't find common ground on a lie. You think you can find common ground. Listen to anyone at CNN, listen to people on MSNBC. Do you think they actually care about the rule of law of due process for. Crying out loudly of Nancy Pelosi saying he'll have the opportunity to prove his innocence. That's a Freudian slip, but it's a really, really scary one. Who's the fascist here? You're guilty until you prove yourself innocent. All right. So here's the speech classic Trump Let's kind of give you a few snippets and then we'll go through the fact checking coming from Washington Post.

Speaker4: [00:12:13] If you took the five.

Speaker6: [00:12:14] Worst presidents in the history of the United States and added them up, they would not have done near the destruction to our country, as Joe Biden and the Biden administration have done.

Speaker1: [00:12:30] Not not one for hyperbole.

Speaker4: [00:12:32] I think I fact checked that I added up the. Did you add them all up? Yeah. Did you get.

Speaker1: [00:12:37] An did you get a Jewish.

Speaker4: [00:12:37] Accountant? They were a little short. Yeah. He's Biden was a little short of if you add up the exactly.

Speaker1: [00:12:43] You know but we could just call it a rounding error. Okay. Rounding up. Sure. I was doing cosines and tangents. He always has to say any and all. And by the way, it's the first rule. This is why people like him, political consultants will say, don't always don't use absolutes. Don't say always, don't say never. Don't say absolutely. Say if you add.

Speaker4: [00:12:58] Up every single president.

Speaker1: [00:13:01] This is what, 100% correct. There's no margin for error. No margin for error. Some people say is there a little bit of a margin? None.

Speaker3: [00:13:10] If you add up.

Speaker1: [00:13:11] All the dictators, the president and Stalin and Hitler and Mao, it's still not as bad, still not as bad as Joe Biden. And he gives him that room to fact check him because they go, well, it's not always it's technically we added them all up. That's the kind of stuff that they'll do. You're joking. They'll actually do that and say, actually, if you look at the debt and if you look at the damage to Social Security, here's the point. We don't care. Screw you. It's time to burn this all down. By the way, smash the rumble button because we're not on YouTube. That's a lot of fun right now. We can say all of this. I don't think the election was legitimate. It's time right now to fact check the fact checkers.

Speaker4: [00:13:45] Tweet, check, fact Trump, Trump. Fact check, tweet, fact check, news.

Speaker7: [00:13:52] All right.

Speaker1: [00:13:55] So let's go to what Donald Trump said, what The Washington Post is claiming and then the truth. So what President Trump said, some people refer to him as former president. Some people refer to him as sitting president. I say sitting president. Okay. He said that former Vice President Joe Biden respect the office has taken tons of classified documents.

Speaker6: [00:14:14] This lunatic special prosecutor named Jack Smith. I wonder who I love this prior to a change, who others of his ilk say he is even worse than they are is only looking at Trump. Yet Joe Biden took massive amounts, more documents, even removed many boxes to Chinatown. Do you believe that just got $10 million from China. Where did that come from? I guess they're banking on Hunter's expertise.

Speaker1: [00:14:48] You know, we joked about this in 2015. He did it right there. A lot of other people say he's even worse. Yeah, I.

Speaker4: [00:14:54] Would never say that. They say he's worse.

Speaker1: [00:14:55] They said they can't be worse.

Speaker4: [00:14:56] They say he's worse. I say, okay.

Speaker1: [00:15:00] It's always someone else says it.

Speaker3: [00:15:01] There were like three jabs in that one sentence. I know.

Speaker1: [00:15:05] It's like the guys writing tags to his bits really is.

Speaker4: [00:15:09] It's like when your parents are yelling at you. You're a kid, you're blaming. Was it me? Somebody. Somebody else did it. Yeah, exactly. I like that approach. I like that he's, you know, not by the letter and he's very broad and makes people angry because he doesn't speak like the average jerkoff president. No, I think.

Speaker1: [00:15:24] You're absolutely right. He's that's he's incredibly broad. But then he's also remarkably specific on things that sometimes can't be proven. I grab a pussy. Yes. Well, Stormy Daniels, I'd have to be two hands. Oh, God.

Speaker2: [00:15:33] So here's here's what the.

Speaker1: [00:15:36] Everyone's been there, Nick. It's not a it's not necessarily a nut.

Speaker4: [00:15:39] And you said there wasn't a line. Yes.

Speaker1: [00:15:42] He must be this tall, depending on. Depending on the production house. All right. So here's what Washington Post claimed. Okay. In regarding to this, what Donald Trump said, they claimed that the files are actually safely stored at the University of Delaware. Right. So the saying that Donald Trump lied about this. Okay, here's the truth. This is important. There needs to be accountability. Keep in mind, Washington Post is also one of those determiners as far as what is considered borderline content on YouTube. Right. So glad we're not beholden to that. Truth actually is yes. Truth is that there have been many documents that were not at all safely stored at the University of Delaware.

Speaker3: [00:16:18] Shit. I don't have that clip. You don't have that clip? Oh, come on. Oh, come.

Speaker1: [00:16:21] On. That's clip B? Is this how it's going to go? All right, grab clip B and here we go.

Speaker3: [00:16:26] You have it, Darius. Oh, you don't have it. Okay, Come on.

Speaker2: [00:16:29] No, we.

Speaker1: [00:16:31] Spared no expense, guys. That's right. Okay. Anyways, we have a clip that proves it, so you'll take my word for it. The references are available@ladbrokes.com. And by the way, there were some documents that were stored in d. C. S Chinatown. They were stored there for a period of time. Here's from the Daily Mail. The space in D. C. S Chinatown neighborhood was overseen by the Penn Biden Center, while its prized location near the Capitol was being readied. And don't forget, there were documents found in the garage of one of Biden's homes next to a Corvette, which he can't drive because of his cataract.

Speaker3: [00:17:00] And that's where you safely store documents. Yes, just like put them in the garage next to the he puts.

Speaker1: [00:17:05] It right next to the exhaust that he should put in his mouth.

Speaker4: [00:17:08] In Chinatown. Was it duck sauce one of his speeches? Yes, exactly. Okay. Why do you go to China? I was protesting.

Speaker1: [00:17:14] Refrigeration.

Speaker3: [00:17:15] Honestly, I didn't even know if that part was true or if Donald Trump was just shoehorning. Yeah, that's what I'm China.

Speaker1: [00:17:21] And he just got lucky.

Speaker3: [00:17:22] Yes.

Speaker1: [00:17:23] Like Chinatown. They're like, actually, it wasn't Chinatown.

Speaker4: [00:17:25] You're bullshitting. That's unbelievable. I mean, with a Biden, you know, with his son over there in China and it's China.

Speaker1: [00:17:34] He's he'd pull like a Babe Ruth in point. And if he didn't hit the ball anywhere near there, he'd be like, you.

Speaker4: [00:17:39] Go put it over there. Nailed it. We have the clip.

Speaker1: [00:17:44] Yeah. All right. Here's the Delaware clip.

Speaker7: [00:17:46] George, Good morning. After that first batch of classified documents which classified at Biden's office at a Washington think tank last November, his aides decided they had better look at other places where Biden had worked after leaving the Obama administration to make sure nothing else was out there. We now know that sometime after that initial discovery of top secret documents, those aides found another set of classified papers at another location. While we don't yet know the exact nature of those documents, the optics are bad. And to be clear, those classified documents were not where they were supposed to be for nearly six years.

Speaker1: [00:18:21] Not a short period of time. And here's the thing. This is the dishonesty that takes place. Washington Post. They even add this little caveat at the bottom of the fact check. After classified documents were found at Biden's office and one of his homes, a special counsel also was appointed to investigate.

Speaker2: [00:18:34] Oh, so he just said.

Speaker1: [00:18:37] No, wait, this actually isn't true. They weren't? No. Then you say, well, actually, after the documents were found at his home, which we said did not happen. And yeah, some of them were stored at the University of Delaware. But you know what? Tomato, blatant lies, whatever you want to say. Exactly.

Speaker3: [00:18:47] I read through this entire thing and they're like 1800 boxes, went to the University of Delaware. And after he resigns from public life for, I guess, two years, then they'll look at the boxes and see. And I was like, you just missed the entire Corvette thing, the other house thing, and who knows where the hell else thing. Yeah, I.

Speaker1: [00:19:04] Guarantee you he doesn't drive that thing.

Speaker3: [00:19:05] Of course not. It's right next to the golf clubs he never used. Yes, exactly.

Speaker4: [00:19:08] Yeah.

Speaker3: [00:19:10] It's for pictures.

Speaker1: [00:19:11] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker4: [00:19:12] You know how those got out there? He was looking for the shitter in the middle of the night wandering around the house.

Speaker1: [00:19:17] Okay. All right. Time to take your levodopa. Yeah.

Speaker3: [00:19:19] You took a dump in the Corvette again, Joe?

Speaker4: [00:19:21] Yeah, exactly. Huh.

Speaker3: [00:19:23] What do you use it for? What?

Speaker1: [00:19:25] For driving. Joe, We use the Corvette for driving.

Speaker4: [00:19:29] Oh. On a trail of bingo chips. The drug. Oh, God. When's he going to go away? Bingo. Chips that.

Speaker1: [00:19:37] Lead to the Metamucil.

Speaker3: [00:19:38] Catheters.

Speaker4: [00:19:39] All right.

Speaker1: [00:19:40] Hey, the Self-lubricating ones are. They're incredibly old.

Speaker4: [00:19:43] It depends what end you go on a joke.

Speaker1: [00:19:44] It depends. I don't know. I like the G. Gordon Liddy ones, not the Devon ones. So here's what Donald Trump said, that the National Archives and Records Administration. Right. That they attacked the Bill of Rights. He made this claim. Then we'll get to The Washington Post fact check, which of course, is wrong.

Speaker6: [00:19:58] I come under what's known as the Presidential Records Act, which was designed and approved by Congress long ago. Just for this reason, under the Act, I'm supposed to negotiate with NARA, the National Archives and Records Administration, which as of this date is a radical left troublemaking organization that red flags the Constitution of the United States and the Bill of Rights as dangerous and triggering. Can you imagine? This is what we have to deal with.

Speaker1: [00:20:32] Okay. Can you imagine?

Speaker4: [00:20:35] Yes, I'm doing it right now. Mr. President.

Speaker1: [00:20:37] We don't need to imagine. You just said it. You just said that. I know. Imagine the assholes.

Speaker4: [00:20:43] Do I have to picture it in a thought bubble? Exactly.

Speaker1: [00:20:47] So here's the Washington Post claim. Right. And fact checking Donald Trump, because they're right there at the ready. They say that Trump is exaggerating and that NARA doesn't actually single out any founding documents. Okay. So if Trump said that and he's just lying, right, that would be a problem, right? That's how they label him a liar and that's how they trump up charges. They say, oh, he's being dishonest. Here's the truth, though, actually, when you're and by the way, NARA is we're talking about the organization. That's right. That's an acronym for people who don't know. It's the National Archives and Records Administration. But I'll say Nara. Nara, There's not a lady named Nara. Nera flagged the actual Declaration of Independence and the Constitution as having, quote, potentially harmful language as part of their new anti racism policies put in place by a task force. So I don't even so what they say is Donald Trump exaggerated. Look, all the references are available. We make them publicly available to you because I want you to inform yourself. That's exactly what they did. You can't even he is he's a little bit of a BS artist, right? Donald Trump in this case, he was spot on.

Speaker3: [00:21:47] He nailed it. And they came out and fact checked him because they said that actually that there's a label that they put on different web pages that you go to within their site saying, hey, by the way, these are historical documents. They may have some triggering language or some language that's downright offensive or, you know, violent language and stuff like that. And he's like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about this specific harmful language alert that you put on these two documents right here. Yeah, it's pretty easy to look up. Just. Just do the. Do the homework. Yeah.

Speaker1: [00:22:10] And they get mad when you say that leftists hate America.

Speaker4: [00:22:13] Yeah, well.

Speaker1: [00:22:14] What do you mean, I love America? Well, you actually say that the Constitution, the Declaration of Independence is hateful.

Speaker3: [00:22:20] Well, it's probably that 4/5 of a person thing. Yeah, in the document. But if they read on, they would understand why that was put in.

Speaker1: [00:22:27] And you said the preamble was a KKK screed. Makes me think you don't really like, you know, the founding of our nation. When you say that you hate and want to ban our founding documents, I don't know. Do you want to clarify the communication here? Maybe your messaging isn't on point. No, you have that about right. Okay. Crazy. All right. Wapo, just carry the water for them. Yes, sir. Comment below. If you guys have been following this and if you watched it with Donald Trump, if you watch the speech and you said, oh, I know exactly what they're going to do, it's so predictable. We sit here and we go, we know exactly what they're going to do before they do it and they do it. And it's just lazy at this point. They think you are all dumb. That's the issue. They think you are so stupid that you're going to believe what they say wholesale. So in other words, there are several steps here of them thinking that you're dumb, they think you're dumb, dumb enough to believe, for example, that the United States invented slavery. I did this in Berkeley, right? I went to a Berkeley class. This was in 2009 where they were talking about how people from the new World went and kidnapped people from the old world in Africa. Right. And turned them into slaves. And I said, Yeah, hey, professor, professor of the slave trade, right. This subject in Berkeley, one of our most esteemed institutions, how many of them were kidnapped and turned into slaves versus sold into slavery? She said, Well, that's a good question. I don't know the answer to it. The answer is 90 to 96% on the low end, by the way. So sold. Yes, we're sold.

Speaker4: [00:23:41] We're sold. Thanks for clearing that up. I didn't go to a good school. Right. Well, it.

Speaker1: [00:23:44] Doesn't matter if you go to a good school, they'll say the same thing in Harvard.

Speaker4: [00:23:46] They didn't cover this at DeVry.

Speaker1: [00:23:47] They don't cover it in Harvard either. Or Berkeley. It's all the same textbook. And they lie. So they think you're dumb. They think you're too dumb to understand that slavery existed throughout the entire world. Still does exist. There are more slaves right now than ever in recorded history. Over 40 million slaves today on Earth. They want you to believe that the United States is uniquely responsible for the original sin of slavery. They don't tell you that actually, these people were sold as slaves. And the United States, because of Western Christian ideals, ended slavery. So they assume that you're dumb there. Then they assume that you're dumb when they assume that you'll believe that the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence are hateful and have triggering language. And then when there's some backlash and the sitting president, some people call him former president, I call him sitting president when he says, can you believe that they labeled the Constitution hateful. They think you're so dumb that you'll believe them when they say, no, no, no. That didn't happen. Yes, it did. The references are available at Credit.com. Share the show if you're watching this, because we're not on YouTube and those assholes need to hear it. Am I missing anything? You want me to move on? I don't think you're missing it.

Speaker3: [00:24:41] Okay. All right. Next one really pissed me off. Did it?

Speaker1: [00:24:44] Very short. Look at the language from Gerald. Pissed me.

Speaker3: [00:24:46] Off, Triggering. Be careful.

Speaker1: [00:24:48] Oh, boy. So what President Trump said, he said that Biden had no right to declassify. And this is important because people compare Donald Trump and classified documents where maybe he did have classified documents in a safe that was locked. Okay. But he has the authority. A president can always classify and declassify documents. By the way, he said that the vice president does not have that authority, which is correct.

Speaker6: [00:25:11] Biden was vice president. He had absolutely no right to declassify as vice president. He doesn't come under the non-criminal Presidential Records Act. He comes under the very criminal Federal Records Act. Unfortunately for him. But it's not going to matter because they don't follow the law.

Speaker1: [00:25:33] The law of contrast, just the very criminal, Almost the most criminal. Yeah. So here's The Washington Post claim, in fact, checking Donald Trump, they flat out say this is false. Under an executive order signed by Barack Obama in 2009. The vice president has original classification authority. Right. Okay. Here's the truth. Former Vice President Biden would only have had the authority to declassify documents that he originated. Right.

Speaker3: [00:26:01] So this is why this pissed me off, because the fact check on this should have said if Biden classified a document, guys, how many Biden documents do you think he actually did? I was going to say like a bunch of colored drawings.

Speaker2: [00:26:12] Yes.

Speaker4: [00:26:13] It's a pop.

Speaker1: [00:26:14] Out book crayon. It's a pop out sketch.

Speaker4: [00:26:16] The.

Speaker3: [00:26:17] Yes. You can't give yourself an A-plus, Joe. Right. Know how it works? Right. So if he classified a document, then yes, he can unclassified it from that 2009 executive order. But that's not necessarily what Joe what Trump was saying. He was saying, look, he doesn't have the authority to just carte blanche declassify documents. He doesn't have that authority. The fact check should have been mostly true or given context, but they said false.

Speaker1: [00:26:42] Well, here's why. And you know how they have that cover. We don't know if those documents were ones that he originated. Right. We have no way of knowing why they'll get to it after the presidency. They'll get to it after the former vice presidency presidency, you can call it however you want. I call it former vice presidency. Okay. They'll get to it after that. So you don't know if there are documents that he originated, considering that, I think his largest contribution was probably put my name on there. I'm willing to bet that they weren't something that he actually drafted himself or had anything to do with. So this is what's important. Washington Post said this is false. Categorically false. This is false. Fact. Check my ass. That's my favorite one. I didn't even know we had that one.

Speaker4: [00:27:18] Was that Terrell Suggs?

Speaker1: [00:27:22] All right. Let's go through this again. If I'm missing anything, here's what Donald Trump had to say. He said that the judge in this New York case is is biased, which, well, look, I think you know where this is going. But let's go through the process.

Speaker6: [00:27:36] And this is where we are right now. I have a Trump hating judge, the Trump hating wife and family whose daughter worked for Kamala Harris.

Speaker4: [00:27:47] He's like doing an imitation of himself. I this one, it's like really laying.

Speaker1: [00:27:51] It on heavy, isn't it? It's a Christopher Walken. Later in his career, he became a parody of Christopher Walken. Yes. That's not how you sounded in dead zone.

Speaker4: [00:27:56] He's doing you. I like the way this guy makes me sound.

Speaker1: [00:28:02] It's a vocal coach. The guy is like other people. Other people? No, say other other people. Oh, that's good. That's good.

Speaker3: [00:28:10] That's a much better me.

Speaker1: [00:28:13] All right, so here's the Washington Post claim, right? All the news that's fit to print. And also, by the way, Washington Post is great. You can feel the cottony softness. There's no evidence they said no evidence. The judge in this case is biased. Now, here's the thing. Donald Trump gave specifics. He gave specifics. I mean, Trump hating wife is just funny. But talking about his daughter working for Kamala Harris, in other words, for the left who says they love to work in nuance. The last one, they didn't provide the context about the vice president and sealing documents. They always want to hide in this idea that most things are great. I don't agree with that. Some things are great. A lot of things are black and white. Not everything, but most. There certainly is a lot a lot more black and white in the world than the left wants you to believe. So they say there's no evidence in this case that the judge is biased. Okay. Let's get to this really quickly. Here's the.

Speaker2: [00:29:00] Truth.

Speaker1: [00:29:01] Judge. Merchant Merchant. I don't know how they pronounce it. I don't care. Not my judge Merkin. Merkin. I don't know. Mercenary judge, mercenary. That's what we'll call him now. That's that's what he's going to say. Judge McKinney, American justice.

Speaker3: [00:29:14] Some people say black.

Speaker1: [00:29:15] Ops and is not even.

Speaker4: [00:29:16] Black merchant co-op. Black appropriation.

Speaker1: [00:29:21] Black ops, mercenary. What? I don't know.

Speaker4: [00:29:24] The Merchant of Venice. Yes.

Speaker1: [00:29:27] The Merchant of Injustice. Some say no one calls him that.

Speaker4: [00:29:32] A lot of people call him that. Not a.

Speaker3: [00:29:35] Single one.

Speaker1: [00:29:36] So Judge Merchant said that, well, there are a few things he said, but he does have direct connections to Democrats. Okay. He was appointed by then New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg. Right. This guy who, by the way, also ran against Donald Trump at that point when he wasn't in general, he.

Speaker3: [00:29:50] Spent a lot of his own money and lost all of it. Did you ever I know.

Speaker1: [00:29:54] I know. He's that so much money.

Speaker3: [00:29:55] I loved it.

Speaker4: [00:29:56] That's a Republican in New York. Yeah, exactly.

Speaker1: [00:29:58] That's a Republican in New York. Imagine that. And when he was by the way, when he sentenced the Trump Organization CEO, it was Allen Weisselberg. That's what we talked about. Who did plead guilty. He, though, said there that he wished he could impose a tougher penalty. Here's why this matters. That is not a judge who is interested in serving the law, in serving you right in applying the law. That is a judge who wants to apply his own personal motivations. I'm actually shocked they're doing this out in the open. A judge should try to appear impartial. He said that he wished he could impose a tougher penalty. That's from that's from AP, by the way. It's not from some conservative blog.

Speaker4: [00:30:32] Maybe he's anti-Semitic.

Speaker3: [00:30:33] Well, it could be.

Speaker1: [00:30:33] Yeah. Let's go with.

Speaker3: [00:30:34] That. Look, if you're trying to make a statement, you say I'm imposing the maximum penalty allowable under the law, which is what they did. And I think in this case, it was only a $1.6 million fine. And then obviously, the prison time that he got, I can't remember exactly how long you don't have to come out unless you're trying to prove your bona fetus with your friends in the community that hate Donald Trump and say, I wish I could impose a tougher penalty. Right. You don't need to say that. You can just say as strong a statement, I'm giving you the maximum allowable under the law done.

Speaker1: [00:31:00] And when people try to say that he would be you know, he would be a strong arm, Donald Trump, that he would be a fascist, Nothing happened with Hillary Clinton. Think about that. He didn't prosecute political opponents. No, he didn't do that. They are doing this right now. And you have judges, by the way, who are saying, I wish I could do it more severely. Also when they said there's no. No truth to this, right? Washington Post. Well, let's talk about the daughter. Donald Trump said that she worked for Kamala Harris. The daughter Lauren of the judge has worked as a consultant directly for the Biden and Harris campaign. Also, by the way, Adam Schiff. Now, the reason yeah, I know. And nobody likes that guy. Also, the reason that they can claim, oh, there's no evidence of this that this judge is biased. Well, they deleted a LinkedIn page. The daughter deleted the LinkedIn page because they sunlight is the best disinfectant. Alt control delete always as the left. Yes. That should be their campaign slogan. Alt control delete. Well, I mean.

Speaker3: [00:31:48] You're looking for this and I love how they chose the words. There's no evidence that there's bias. Really? Really. You just can't do a quick Google search and say, oh, these guys leaned very heavily.

Speaker1: [00:31:57] You mean aside? It's fine. Aside from all of the evidence? Well, if you want to include that. Well, yeah.

Speaker3: [00:32:01] I mean, how do you prove bias?

Speaker1: [00:32:04] Such a stickler?

Speaker3: [00:32:05] Do you have to have like, I mean, any other additional evidence?

Speaker1: [00:32:08] You mean you consider funds and laws in our own words? I mean, I guess if you want to split hairs.

Speaker3: [00:32:13] For campaign, I.

Speaker4: [00:32:14] Don't have time to fact check the. I just assume everything that comes out of their mouth is a fucking lie.

Speaker1: [00:32:19] Yeah, I think that's a good rule of thumb. Yeah. We just put in this work so that you can say that and feel confident.

Speaker3: [00:32:24] Oh, hold on. To prove this. I just remembered this to prove this Washington Post said, in fact, this judge has ruled for Donald Trump already. Yeah. And not allowing cameras in the courtroom, which is standard practice.

Speaker1: [00:32:36] Yes, exactly.

Speaker4: [00:32:38] They didn't have that last part.

Speaker3: [00:32:39] It is standard practice. They don't allow cameras in the courtroom. And they use that as justification to say that this judge is unbiased.

Speaker1: [00:32:46] Nothing from Washington Post, their news section is true and none of it is news. It's all opinion. You may have forgotten this. People were saying Donald Trump, fake news, fake news. Do you remember? It was started by the left. It was started by the left. To say that what Donald Trump was saying in his supporters, an alternative news like this show, they coined it fake news and then Donald Trump turned it on them. That was their own word. Fake news is Washington Post. That's perfect.

Speaker4: [00:33:13] I thought it started with Walter Cronkite, to be honest.

Speaker1: [00:33:15] Yeah, Well, you know what? That's actually a good point because people say, oh, back in the days of unbiased journalism, Walter Cronkite said you could not be a journalist and not be a liberal. Yes. And people think, oh, it used to. No, it was just it was more hidden because you didn't have the ability to fact check it. Right. They've never been honest. They don't want you to have the ability to fact check it. That's why we make all the references publicly available. And yes, please do consider it's another month free with two weeks free of mug club of credit.com/mug club. All the work that goes into this five hours over the last 18 hours and we make the sources available or not funded by a foreign caliphate or taxpayer dollars sorry, as PBS refers to it, viewers like you. All right. So Donald Trump made this statement about Democrats spying on his campaign. This one's important. If we're talking about again, we're talking about a surveillance state. We're talking about abusing the law, abusing your power. Did they did the Democrats spy on his campaign? Here's his claim then The Washington Post claim from the.

Speaker6: [00:34:07] Beginning, the Democrats spied on my campaign. Remember that? Yes. They attacked me with an onslaught of fraudulent investigations.

Speaker1: [00:34:18] Those cameraman of Parkinson's.

Speaker6: [00:34:19] Russia, Russia. Michael J. Fox, Ukraine, Ukraine. Impeachment. Hoax number one. Impeachment Hoax Number two, the illegal and unconstitutional raid on Mar a Lago.

Speaker4: [00:34:32] Right here to clarify what that was.

Speaker1: [00:34:36] Yes, exactly. We weren't necessarily sure. I wasn't sure what the Larry Flynt cameraman, not.

Speaker4: [00:34:40] The other Mar a Lago in Vermont.

Speaker1: [00:34:42] Yes.

Speaker3: [00:34:42] He points to the mall sign with the. You are here? Yeah.

Speaker4: [00:34:48] Right next to the yarn barn. Yes, right next to the Cinnabon. Right next to the Cavinders.

Speaker1: [00:34:53] A great cavinders. They get all my hats. So The Washington Post claim, they say, that Trump falsely accused Obama of spying on him. Oh, that's their fact check. Yeah. Okay. Well, here's the well, here's the thing. You'd be like if, for example, if that were true, it would be damning. In other words, a lot of the reasons that people hate Donald Trump. Sure, he is bombastic. Sure. If you listen to him, you go, okay, he's egotistical, but a lot of the reasons that you may hate Donald Trump are reasons that have nothing to do with him. In other words, if he did lie and just say they were spying on me and there's no proof. By the way, remember Watergate? Yeah. Child's play, child. I'm not a homo.

Speaker4: [00:35:33] All right. There Nothing wrong. And I promise never to do it again. He didn't really.

Speaker1: [00:35:36] Do anything that he just got caught. Let's be honest. It's child's play compared to what we have. Oh, I.

Speaker4: [00:35:40] Love when you listen to what? How he talks about the race. Oh, my God. This is my favorite president. But go ahead. Yeah, well, even.

Speaker1: [00:35:44] Worse is Lyndon Johnson. But, you know. Yes. All right. So here's the truth. Obama and the FBI, Obama or the FBI directed by Obama, they did spy on President Trump's campaign. This is a report from the Hill. Yeah, there you go. There's a fact the FBI wiretapped the former head of Trump's campaign, Paul Manafort, both before and after Trump was elected. Here's an important part. If Trump officials or Trump himself communicated with Manafort Manafort during the wiretaps, they would have been recorded. To whom this never happened, Obama never spied, spied on the campaign, wiretapped the guy who Trump would have been in direct communication with. And by the way, you also wonder why nothing has happened with Epstein. Do you have any idea how much blackmail goes on? Do you have any idea how much extortion goes on in this administration? And that's why I think, well, this administration, all administrations in the swamp in DC, and that's why I think Donald Trump is saying, I know what they do. I know how they come after you. And he's not taking a step back. They do this to everybody.

Speaker3: [00:36:36] Yeah, absolutely. And they also said on the Russia claim, because he said that first. Right. Russia, Russia, Russia. They said, oh, well, they did hack the DNC servers. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And that affects Donald Trump. How so? He colluded that information and it's like.

Speaker1: [00:36:52] Oh, Lord, this is one of those things. It's just constant guilt by association and it's constantly, hey, you know what? I'm going to fact check a statement that Donald Trump didn't make, right? Look, look at what a liar he is. Yeah, exactly. I'm actually kind of surprised with his speech considering how long it was and bloviating. Almost everything he said was correct, but never usually, which is a miracle. Yeah.

Speaker3: [00:37:11] Absolutely. They just again, the ball is over here and they want you to look over here. Yes. Every single one of these fact checks that I looked at and you can read them, you can go to The Washington Post right now and read through their fact checks. They're very proud of this, right? Yeah, it's a front page. Read it and it's always here's what he said. Yeah, but these things and it's like, well, hold on. Go back to what he said.

Speaker1: [00:37:27] It's the same Washington Post that held back seven articles on the AR 15 until there was a mass shooting.

Speaker3: [00:37:31] Well, yeah, exactly. But it's saying, look, if Russia if Russia hacked that and released that information, he claimed you guys claimed that he was in collusion with those guys, that he was a patsy for the Russians in the White House. He was the Manchurian candidate ready to go off. Not they hacked something and got some emails because they would prefer to deal with Donald Trump. Right. You said he was the guy that did it. Nick.

Speaker1: [00:37:53] You're about to come in. No, I'm.

Speaker4: [00:37:54] Good. I had a You had a hangnail? Yeah, I was trying to get that off. I'm sorry. You thought that was like.

Speaker1: [00:37:59] By the way, men do it like this. I don't know.

Speaker4: [00:38:01] I did. I didn't. I've never done that. Never done. Imagine he cut over and I'm like, oh, yeah. No, I told Bill I didn't like this. I feel like it's a.

Speaker1: [00:38:14] Camera in the audience at the World Cup.

Speaker4: [00:38:16] Just stop it. I always like this. But I saw you sitting like this. No, that wasn't me. No.

Speaker1: [00:38:23] Do we have that image of you? You were. You were two Dallas Stars game. You were forced to sit between two fat guys.

Speaker4: [00:38:28] Oh, my God.

Speaker3: [00:38:28] No, Tommy's not.

Speaker1: [00:38:29] Not Tommy, But Tommy's huge. Tommy, his manager is huge. And the guy next to you is fat. If we can find that picture, someone can get this. He's like this, and he's on camera on television, and you can see his face. I'm just like, I'm just surprised that Nick is not going to go off and call someone a racial epithet.

Speaker4: [00:38:46] It was like sitting in the seat, the middle seat. That's why we left. After the first period, my collarbones were numb. I couldn't feel my ass. I'm sitting like this.

Speaker1: [00:38:56] We need to find that picture. Someone going get it through to us.

Speaker4: [00:38:58] We'll cover it later. Laugh. You're right.

Speaker1: [00:39:00] We were so miserable. I'm like, That is a slow burn. How about.

Speaker3: [00:39:03] Poor Tommy Twitter.

Speaker1: [00:39:03] Feed, I believe. Oh, is it on his Twitter feed?

Speaker3: [00:39:05] Yeah.

Speaker1: [00:39:05] Yeah. All right, here we can move. And by the way, what was that you were talking about? Because I had a point that I wanted to make. We were talking about.

Speaker4: [00:39:12] How much you love.

Speaker3: [00:39:13] Talking about Russia.

Speaker1: [00:39:13] And the ball. Here's the thing. I also never made sense to me. You guys can comment below. Hit the rumble button. I can't find it. You know, Donald Trump colluding with Russia. What happened with Obama and Russia didn't Was it Crimea?

Speaker3: [00:39:23] No, no, no.

Speaker1: [00:39:25] No, no, no. And then Donald Trump, nothing, you know, of note. And then after Ukraine would. So again.

Speaker4: [00:39:31] At this moment, Steven, I'll have more flexibility. Yeah.

Speaker1: [00:39:35] As a matter of policy. Think about it. Think about it. Someone being a little bit nutty. Donald Trump keeps them on their toes. Someone who's a strong leader kept them on their toes. If he colluded with Russia, well, they certainly didn't benefit. Hey, hold on a second. Do they benefit when the Donald Trump administration wants us to be less reliant on foreign energy or do they benefit? When you have someone like Joe Biden who stops the federal drilling completely, who stops us accessing our own oil reserves, it forces us to be internationally dependent. Again, if you look at a matter of policy, that's why they have to grasp at straws and say the Russia hacked the DNC. And we think that Donald Trump texted them through telegram.

Speaker4: [00:40:09] All right.

Speaker1: [00:40:10] Next claim that we have here Donald Trump. This is the most important one, by the way. So glad we're on Rumble. This was a sham election. And I'm not saying that the ghost of Hugo Chavez came back and rigged the Dominion voting machines, you know? Am Yeah, yeah. Well, you and Mike Lindell. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. You sit be.

Speaker3: [00:40:27] In a cell next to each other. Yeah.

Speaker4: [00:40:29] No, I know you, you know. No, but.

Speaker1: [00:40:31] There's a there's already enough before we even get to that. Right before you even get to something, you can't. The bigger.

Speaker4: [00:40:35] Point.

Speaker1: [00:40:36] And the biggest thing before we even get to the mail in voting, before we even get to changing the laws that unconstitutionally according to the state constitutions, by the way, which also NARA claims is hate speech. Yeah. Donald Trump claimed that the FBI and this is 100% correct. You know it. I know it's remedial, but it's important because the Washington Post like a Chinese water torture, they want to drip, drip, drip, drip, drip and get you to think that maybe you dreamt it. Like, wait, did I dream that the FBI censored the Hunter Biden story? I feel like because it's so obvious, maybe I dreamt it. Here's how Donald Trump put it.

Speaker6: [00:41:06] And just recently, the FBI and DOJ in collusion with Twitter and Facebook in order not to say anything bad about the Hunter Biden laptop from hell, which exposes the Biden family as criminals, in which, according to the pollsters, would have made a 17 point difference in the election result. And we needed a lot less than that. Like about 16.9.

Speaker4: [00:41:34] Yes. What? Less. But he just said less. Yeah, he should have added less.

Speaker1: [00:41:40] He had six and nine on the brain. Stormy horse.

Speaker4: [00:41:42] Face. Six.

Speaker1: [00:41:42] Nine. What? What? No. Say that.

Speaker4: [00:41:45] Yes. Mushrooms? No.

Speaker1: [00:41:47] So Washington Post claimed and this one to me is the most I guess it's the most angering because it changes the outcome of history. They said that the story, the Hunter Biden laptop was briefly censored and it wouldn't have made a difference anyway. Okay, here's the truth. And this one is important because we've talked about this, just this one story. If they didn't collude with the science to try and lock down the country to try and harm Donald Trump's presidency for the last year of his presidency, if they didn't, by the way, change voting laws in these states that violate their state constitutions if they didn't change it. So that signature check signature verification didn't result in a rejection rate that was one tenth of all previous elections. If they didn't send out unrequested ballots like I got in Michigan, still no idea as to whether I voted or not, even though I've had a change of address for five years before any of that. Donald Trump is without a doubt, number one, with the bullet. Not even close. He's president of the United States. If that story wasn't censored, not just again, it wasn't just Facebook, it wasn't just Twitter. It was coming from the top down. The FBI, the FBI did coordinate with Twitter to censor the laptop story. Here's a quote. The FBI, they warned Twitter that the story could be part of, quote, what, a Russian hack and leak operation. Yes. Yes. Putin was making Hunter Biden smoke crack and sleep with his niece. Yeah, they.

Speaker3: [00:43:08] Dropped the laptop off at the repair shop for him. They broke into his apartment. This is the story broke into his apartment. This is not one laptop. This is several and then took it to get serviced for him and hoped a repair guy was like, hmm, this is interesting. And they did it, by the way, months and months and months and months and months ahead of time, right?

Speaker1: [00:43:26] Yes, Months and months, months and months ahead of time.

Speaker3: [00:43:27] They're playing the long game.

Speaker1: [00:43:28] For crying out loud. Rudy Giuliani showed for the first time on air, showed it on our show just nonchalantly. We were sitting there. We were saying, well, now some people are saying that maybe this is fabricated. He's like, well, you know, I wouldn't be saying that if I didn't have the laptop right here, right in front of me, like, Jesus Christ, what is that, the laptop? He's like, there's so much cock on it. Stephen. I just can't even I don't want to make me sick, but it's just cocks everywhere on the left or the right. Open tabs cock.

Speaker8: [00:43:51] Fuck.

Speaker4: [00:43:52] Who does? Giuliani I don't know. You should be on SNL.

Speaker1: [00:43:55] Oh, yeah. Good luck. Yeah, it's a great show. I'm sure. I'm sure they'll love me on SNL.

Speaker4: [00:44:00] I'm sending a demo tape today. Oh, we did, actually, a long time ago.

Speaker1: [00:44:03] And you really it's not a rally new. They need another. They need another fat broad. So no, he showed it on the show. I remember how shocked we were. He was like, Yeah, he left it at a computer repair shop and the FBI came. They raided my apartment. They took everything but Hunter's laptop. They're like, No, we've we're not interested in that. We're just going to say it's a Russia thing. Okay. So the FBI leaned on social media giants right, to stop the story from proliferating. Then you had prominent Republicans, by the way, people like Kelly McElwee, they were locked out of sharing the New York Post story. This really matters because this when people say go and create your own Twitter, oh, it's a private platform, they can do whatever they want. Not if they're colluding with the FBI, not if they're colluding with the FBI, and if they are removing voices of political opposition. Here's another truth that's really important. So you know that it happened. You know that the FBI did censor the story. Polling did show that suppressing the story had a huge impact on the election. 17% of Biden voters would have changed their vote or would not have voted had they known about the laptop. And here's the thing. Washington Post tries to say this poll isn't accurate because it's a conservative pollster, by the way. They still use CNN polls. They still use polls from CNN. You see. But again, 9.4% of swing state voters would have changed their votes if they had known about the scandal. You do not need anywhere near that much. Six states would have flipped the results if a small fraction of the 9.4 didn't vote for Biden. Let me give you an idea. Pennsylvania. Michigan. Georgia. Wisconsin. North Carolina. Nevada. Oh, wait a second. It's starting to look like 2016 electoral maps, isn't it?

Speaker3: [00:45:32] Yeah, that 2020 was a landslide with that, right?

Speaker1: [00:45:35] Your election was stolen from you. Your country was stolen from you.

Speaker3: [00:45:39] But don't worry. It was only. It was only censored for a brief period of time. The only. The most important possible time. And by the way, when they came back and said, oops, our bad, they still didn't even let them repost the story. They had to do it again. Yes, That's.

Speaker1: [00:45:50] Also what's really important. Yes, Nick.

Speaker4: [00:45:52] No, that was great. Yeah, No.

Speaker1: [00:45:53] But that's also something really important because we know this with social media, right? The original post. So even when the FBI said, all right, you can let him up because, you know, the story is mostly passed. The media ignored it. They they were they were good seals. We trained them with a few fish. Good for you guys. Thank you. We'll let you in with press passes. So then what happened after that was I said, well, allow the story on our platforms. But they still banned the original post. Comment below. Any of you out there on Twitter, any of you out there on Facebook, do you know how much more reach you get with the original post and a breaking story than one post at three, four, five days later? It could be the difference between 100,000 retweets or five. So again, that's the sleight of hand is we allowed the story to get back on. Oh great. So the original post and article. No, no, no. That's still banned. What? Well, it's out of our hands. I can't do anything. You're the CEO. Yeah, but there's an FBI agent with a gun behind that curtain aimed at my family.

Speaker3: [00:46:40] So we just made a mistake.

Speaker1: [00:46:41] Something Russia?

Speaker3: [00:46:42] Yeah, exactly. No, that one's the one that pisses me off the most. Because you're right. That is the one where the election. It's the only one you need. You need not point at any other irregularity at all. Yeah. You point at that and say the election was stolen right there. Yeah. It was stolen right there because the FBI was dripping on them saying, Hey, hack and leak. It's coming. It's coming. It's coming, It's coming. Oh, there it is. Yeah. And there was no evidence.

Speaker1: [00:47:03] And by the way, how did the FBI know? In other words, someone and you know, it wasn't Hunter. Someone else found out. Hunter. What? You left your crack computer with your Rolodex and pictures of your sex with your niece and the receipts of Burisma and the ties to the Communist. You left that at Geeksquad and you didn't pick it up before their very generous 90 day policy. Yeah, exactly. Fbi, can you handle this? Say no more, sir.

Speaker3: [00:47:28] They're on the job. By the way, if it's a hack and leak job to affect a presidential candidate, the story from I believe it was The Washington Post or The New York Times. I can't remember which one within a week of that. About his hacked tax returns, right? Yeah. It was allowed.

Speaker1: [00:47:43] To stay up. And that's illegal. That's illegal. That's actually illegal because it was illegally procured. Good thing they raided James O'Keefe for a diary that was left on a on a lawn chair.

Speaker3: [00:47:50] That's the most apples to apples comparison that we have ever had for an organization like that, to say, look, this was a hack and leak thing. We were just being careful. And you can look and I want to say it was like three days was the only separation between those two things, right? And they left that up and never took it down, never did anything about it. When it was obvious that Donald Trump said, I will never release my tax returns over and over and over again, Yeah, I.

Speaker4: [00:48:12] Didn't need the laptop, so I didn't need the laptop evidence.

Speaker1: [00:48:15] Don't be sorry. Just interrupt him.

Speaker4: [00:48:16] He's here all the time. The cardboard around the windows in Detroit, the van pulling up at 6 a.m., him getting a spike in votes in the middle of the night. That was enough for me, of course.

Speaker1: [00:48:24] Well, you don't think they usually carry votes in a real red dragon?

Speaker4: [00:48:27] Yeah, exactly.

Speaker1: [00:48:28] No, no, those weren't votes. That's camera equipment. So let me. So you put $19,000 lenses in a in a non-padded aluminum child toy?

Speaker4: [00:48:37] Yeah. Yes.

Speaker1: [00:48:39] Are you buying this? It doesn't matter. Wapo, just fact check them. That's what happened. There's a water leak. Yeah, there's a water leak. Remember when they fact checked that.

Speaker4: [00:48:46] When they had the truck drivers that were transferring the votes, all sudden they pulled up and got different instructions that night. That type of shit. That was enough for me.

Speaker1: [00:48:52] Remember the leak in Georgia? Right? The pipe. They said the first story was there was a pipe leak, so they stopped voting. Right. And then the security camera footage came out where there was no leak. They were still there. And they pulled these boxes right out from under a table and continue voting. Yes, that was on camera. But you know what the fact check was? Because some conservatives said they're pulling out suitcases of votes. They said fact check. It is common for votes to be included in these types of boxes. And in fact, they are not suitcases. Okay. You said it was a.

Speaker4: [00:49:15] Water leak and the place was evacuated.

Speaker1: [00:49:18] It was live.

Speaker3: [00:49:18] On television and water leak has shut this down. There was actually no water leak. We covered it.

Speaker1: [00:49:22] Live, by the way. You can see CNN right now. Nothing up our sleeves. That's the reason we do this live so that you can see it happen in real time when we do these election streams so that, you know, there's no way to cheat it. We were covering we believed there was a water leak because that's what was being covered live.

Speaker4: [00:49:35] But the problem is people even after all the evidence comes out and we believe this is all bullshit, they'll still vote Democrat. Yeah.

Speaker1: [00:49:41] Well, there's a there's a significant portion of those people. There are people whose minds can be changed because are.

Speaker4: [00:49:45] There I, I'm.

Speaker1: [00:49:46] Not convinced. No, there's a difference between. No, no, no, seriously. This is what the change my mind thing is. There's a difference between people. For example, okay, let's say right now in the United States, you're being raised in anywhere America. Okay, So you watch television, you listen to radio, you listen to your bands, you go on Spotify, you listen to some podcasts, okay? And then you go to school, right? And then you go to then you go to higher education. Every single thing that you watch and hear tells you to. Be liberal by default. All of television. Right. All of radio that you'll be listening to or podcasts, certainly in university. And a lot of those people say, Yeah, yeah, I guess I'm a liberal. That's very different from the professors trying to indoctrinate them. Yes. So there is an entire class of people who kind of take the default liberal position. Their minds can be changed. That's where you need to use the Socratic method. Then there are the manipulators, the Indoctrinators, who are deliberately trying to through propaganda, create drones, those people and you probably are the best at this. You make an example of them. One you change their mind, the other you make a mockery.

Speaker4: [00:50:39] So when the kids come home, you're saying you can still save them after all that education, after regular beatings? Yes, that's what I'm saying. Yes.

Speaker1: [00:50:47] I mean, it's you know, it's the yin yang. It's I'm all about balance. Yeah. Zen Buddhism, something. I don't know.

Speaker4: [00:50:52] Your daughter comes home with 90 nose rings. Yeah. All shaved head. And it's not fun.

Speaker1: [00:50:56] No, no, it's not Yakuza.

Speaker4: [00:50:58] Sarah. Oh, somebody did. I hit it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me talk to that bitch. All right.

Speaker9: [00:51:04] She's actually coming around. It's actually been pretty awesome. Yeah, she started watching some change. My minds, and she's actually.

Speaker4: [00:51:08] So the shock. Things are working.

Speaker1: [00:51:10] Yes, exactly. The shock when she comes around. That was back before they sold out Green Day. Okay, so let's recap this. Biden did take classified documents, even though Washington Post said that they absolutely didn't. The FBI was spying on Donald Trump's campaign, even though Washington Post said that they didn't. Nara did say that the Bill of Rights was a bill of rights and Constitution was considered hate speech, even though it's not. They said it was problematic language, sir. I'll be fact checked on that. Biden did not have the right to declassify documents. Even the Washington Post said that he did. The judge and this is biased and you can track the money, even though The Washington Post says that that's not the case. And, of course, we also have the fact that, yes, from the beginning, from the beginning, they spied on Donald Trump. I guess I already said that. I'm trying to go by rote here. The last one, of course, is that, yes, the media punted the Hunter Biden story, which isn't just about Hunter Biden, despite Sam Harris telling you that it also implicates the former vice president of the United States. And Washington Post said that, no, it was just a story that was censored for a little bit and it didn't really have that much. In effect, Every single thing that The Washington Post told you was a lie. But because Donald Trump is bombastic and because these people have Ivy League degrees, you're supposed to trust the experts. Hey, how'd that work out for you? Trusting the science? See what they appeal to. Authority is such a see. We're not authoritative at all.

Speaker3: [00:52:19] I like that a lot. That one's really nice.

Speaker1: [00:52:23] But I don't claim to be. All right. Mug club credit.com/mug club because, you know, we're not on YouTube. God knows how long we'll be there. We'd love to see some of your chats. Do you want us to stop streaming on YouTube altogether? I mean, we have the YouTube dump button, right? Eventually we'll just be streaming on Rumble and we will we will do clips on YouTube. But do consider joining up because we have Nick DiPaolo. We're adding we have specials from Bryan Callen, Jim Brewer, Mr. Gunslinger, maybe Ricardo Law trying to apply some leverage here on air so that people demand he comes over. Did you say Adam Kinzinger? Did I, yes. Adam Kinzinger. That's what I thought I heard. Well, he's a contributor inadvertently. And by that I mean he contributes to cleaning the bathrooms.

Speaker4: [00:52:57] Crying like a bitch.

Speaker8: [00:52:58] Yes. He cries. Oh, my.

Speaker1: [00:53:00] Gosh, that guy. He's the only person worse than the whole. I used to be a Republican shtick is Ana Navarro.

Speaker4: [00:53:05] Oh, my. I used to be a Republican, but I.

Speaker1: [00:53:07] Am not on anything. What were you Republican on? Um, I am not speaking English. What were you.

Speaker4: [00:53:14] Republican? Taxes.

Speaker1: [00:53:15] Do you want to lower them higher? Oh, that's not Republican. How are you a Republican?

Speaker4: [00:53:19] I like the abortion. See what? I used to be a Republican. God, I hope she's using Roundup in her garden for last ten years. Exactly.

Speaker1: [00:53:27] I hope she's using Weight Watchers. How many points are you up to? The pinball high.

Speaker2: [00:53:31] Score, bitch.

Speaker4: [00:53:32] So she is. Oh, she is. Portland. Oh, Mike, no, fuck that. I just. That's the least of her problems. Yes, exactly. I like to slap the accent out of her. Well, I.

Speaker1: [00:53:41] Bet you her husband feels the same way.

Speaker4: [00:53:42] Her Trump hating husband.

Speaker1: [00:53:46] But he probably hates everything.

Speaker8: [00:53:48] He hates his own life. Can you imagine waking up next to that? She rolls over to you. That's huge, bitch. All right.

Speaker1: [00:53:56] So this is something I wanted to. Please just go with me here. This isn't there isn't necessarily a whole lot going out on national news. Hey, speaking of someone who's like an Anna Navarro stand in, what is that? Who is it on CNN? Oh, we're back to this guy. Never mind. There was someone else. So Nick Dipaolo's show is going to be coming to Mug Club April 10th. Right. And it's actually pretty important that couldn't have come at a better time because before this and I want you to know, Nick DiPaolo has always been this guy. And by the way, it doesn't offend you if I say that you definitely suffered some career setbacks for absolutely.

Speaker4: [00:54:24] No, no, no. I wear it like a, you know, a badge of honor.

Speaker1: [00:54:26] Yeah. Because you were always just so blatant. Like, I bet you you must have had agents and managers saying.

Speaker4: [00:54:32] Tone it down a little bit. The best story about that was that and I had a pilot, the old Dennis larry's company. We went out to L.A. To meet with the four networks and stuff, and every pitch meeting was like five women and one gay guy. Every wasn't anybody, you know? Yeah. And I was going every, every meeting. The first question was, what's the we're talking about a sitcom. What's your wife's role in every fucking meeting? That was the first question till the last one at NBC. And I go, She says this. And so the lady goes, How do you see the, you know, your wife? And this. I go in the pilot, she's pregnant, and I push her down the stairs. I'm hoping Dennis, Larry and his partner are going to laugh. And everybody that's silent, even they're looking at me like I'm crazy. I became.

Speaker1: [00:55:15] Surprised the executive didn't say that sounds like a lifetime vehicle.

Speaker4: [00:55:19] Or a lifetime. So. So I talked to Jimmy Serpico, Dennis partner. He goes, Yeah, we had to send her a dozen roses the next day. That's my that's my.

Speaker1: [00:55:28] And I'm assuming that the pilot went off with a hitch in your.

Speaker4: [00:55:30] Oh, my God. Yes. They wanted me, you know, Iran in Russia.

Speaker1: [00:55:35] Well, here's the thing that used to happen, right? It used to be the networks. Right. And so but you kind of accepted it. You're going, okay, It's the suits. It's the networks. Yeah, but here's the irony. There's no FCC now and people are censoring themselves more that well, online. I mean, right. As far as where the viewership is. Right. But people are censoring themselves more because of the culture of self-censorship. Yes. With YouTube, with Facebook, with Twitter. And this happened with you with Patreon, which is why we're so glad that you're coming to mug club, because they were going to boot you. They threatened to remove Nick for and I guess now it's okay for a now deleted tweet. I guess it was about a gay. What was your tweet?

Speaker4: [00:56:04] The story was a gay couple. These two guys who they were arrested for molesting their kids and doing horrible, horrible shit. And I think all I said was, I can't wait to when the truth comes out on, you know, Good Morning America. Yes. You said can't wait to.

Speaker1: [00:56:17] Hear the Real story on Good Morning.

Speaker4: [00:56:18] America. Yes. Yes.

Speaker1: [00:56:19] That's not even bad.

Speaker4: [00:56:20] That's I thought that was Christ. You could say that on The Tonight Show. Exactly.

Speaker1: [00:56:24] So then Patreon wrote to you. And keep in mind, Patreon was supposed to be independent, where you can reach your audience. Do you see the problem now when these people are all part of the ESG score? Woke leftist brigade Patreon, wrote a letter saying I'm writing to inform you that your page has been removed. Your Patreon page People who are paying to support you for violating our community guidelines regarding Hate Speech. While we welcome impassioned debate and diverse viewpoints, we don't allow creators to propagate negative stereotypes or segregational content toward a protected community. Oh, boy. Again, the tweet was Can't wait.

Speaker8: [00:56:56] To hear the Real.

Speaker1: [00:56:57] Story on Good Morning America.

Speaker4: [00:56:59] It's almost a plug for the left. Yes, exactly. Jesus, you didn't.

Speaker8: [00:57:02] Even say anything.

Speaker4: [00:57:03] It was brilliant. Stephen, it's.

Speaker1: [00:57:04] I don't know how it could be any better. It's a short. It's hilarious to the point. It's positively brilliant.

Speaker4: [00:57:10] It's fantastic. I enjoyed it thoroughly. And they said.

Speaker1: [00:57:12] Because you are sharing this type of content. On your Twitter. We need you to remove the link to Twitter from your creator page and vice versa. I'd also like to clarify that because you are funding your content through Patreon, our guidelines extend to content that might be elsewhere online. This is the issue, right? They used to have policies for their own platforms. Now like us with YouTube and the socialism is for fake shirt, which of course you can find nowhere not at live shows and not in the merch store. In the mystery box. It's no longer available.

Speaker4: [00:57:35] Yeah. Explain this to me. I don't even know why I'm getting in trouble. They.

Speaker1: [00:57:38] They now create the rules, which is, some could argue, illegal, let's say Patreon. But the problem is they all create the rules together where they say, okay, now we actually can remove you, we can ban you for something off of the platform so Patreon can remove you for something on Twitter. Youtube can remove you for something on Facebook. Facebook can remove you for something on Patreon. And then of course, all of them can remove you for something that you say at a live show. If someone has that written.

Speaker4: [00:57:59] Steven, is that a law? Is that a no?

Speaker1: [00:58:01] They make it up as they go. Yeah, Yeah. They make it up as they go. And here's the problem. They don't this is the problem with social media guys. They don't follow the law. They create their own laws and then they hide behind the law. So let me give you an example. When we do change my minds, we do change my minds. We know we're doing it. We're well within our rights. We'll do it in a single party consent state. And even so, you don't need permission. But even then we ask for permission. We have them sign a release, they spell their name on camera. Right? And then what happened is someone didn't like the way that they came off. And I changed my mind. So they went to YouTube and said, I actually now I, you know, like rape. It's like actually I reversed my consent. We go, we have a sign. They say, well, you know what? We don't follow the single party consent laws on YouTube. If someone wants it removed, we have it removed. So I say, so you have your own. Yeah. We don't follow a law. We create our own laws. But then on the flip side, they go, We have to remove your content because it's a violation of German hate speech law.

Speaker1: [00:58:44] Hold on a second. What happened to not following laws? They hide behind the law when it's convenient and they make up new ones when the real law doesn't suffice. And by the way, this is something that's important to note. Rule of law matters by the laws that aren't written that don't exist because that's how you apply freedom. If there isn't a law expressly forbidding it, you're allowed to do it. And if a law says it's okay to film someone in a single party consent state, there's no addendum to that. That's what's important. So they can now remove you. And it seems like they are. But I guess maybe now that you removed the tweet, they might reinstate you. Good thing is with Mug Club and you'll have your promo code up this week. You don't have to rely on Patreon. Yeah, thank you. They just keep changing it as they go. It's like someone walking back, putting down mines and now there's no more. There's no more land left in the minefield. It's just mines.

Speaker4: [00:59:28] But the people that run Patreon, even when I first got on it, a real hard left lefties. Yeah. And their biggest show was Chophouse. What was it called? The guy was making like a cooking show. No, it was this Marxist far left radical guy. And he was making a couple of million a year, like on Patreon.

Speaker1: [00:59:46] Nothing like a like nothing like a communist raking in millions.

Speaker4: [00:59:48] I know. Like Bernie Sanders. Yeah, that's true. But you don't have a house.

Speaker1: [00:59:53] You don't have a third lake house.

Speaker4: [00:59:54] I built a goddamn garage. God damn it. I had a hot tub.

Speaker8: [00:59:59] Yes, exactly. So good.

Speaker1: [01:00:01] It was. It was like that when I found it. What? You just said you built it. I don't know. I don't.

Speaker4: [01:00:06] Know. It's a good thing we should pay teachers like ballplayers. Yes, I can do an impression. An old joke.

Speaker8: [01:00:14] So here's and by the way, share.

Speaker1: [01:00:16] This show on Rumble. I wanted to go through. For people who don't know, you've always been this guy. There are a lot of people now who I don't want to say grifters, but look, you know what I've been about for a long time. I have been. You've seen me on YouTube since 2008, conservative. If you go back and find old clips on stage, you'll probably go back to 2006. Nick DiPaolo goes back to the 90 seconds, okay, to the 90s saying the kinds of things that of course not only would get you banned today, but of course have those network executives not be huge fans. And so I wanted to just sort of bring you up to speed. Do go see his shows this weekend or sorry, April 21st, 22nd. But here's one of actually you I don't know the year of this, but many, many years ago roasting Artie Lange in a more than Cancelable offense.

Speaker4: [01:00:55] These were these were these were the best, meanest jokes I have ever written. Yes. And even I when I found out later they were online, I went, oh, there goes that, correct? Yes. I'm going to get a paper out. Well, here, I think. But again, all jokes. Yeah, of.

Speaker1: [01:01:08] Course they're all jokes.

Speaker4: [01:01:09] Howard Stern, are you going to turn it up a notch? Yeah.

Speaker1: [01:01:11] Well, now Howard Stern is the guy who wants to cancel people, right? That's the.

Speaker4: [01:01:14] Irony.

Speaker1: [01:01:16] That's hateful. That's hateful. I think Joe Rogan is hateful. So here's a montage of Nick DiPaolo back then roasting Artie Lange.

Speaker4: [01:01:22] Oh, but an for Bob Levy. More proof Hitler killed all the funny Jews. I can say it like that too, Howard, because he comes from a long line of Jews with thick skin. If you don't believe me, visit the lampshade factory in Franklin. She's got a lot of money. Robin just bought a new boat, and nobody's happy about it. Then Daniel Carver, because now he says, Go back to Africa. She can't. What's the name of the boat? The cackling whore boat? Robin, If I want to see black people float, I'll watch footage of Katrina.

Speaker8: [01:01:52] Oh, my gosh.

Speaker4: [01:01:54] I mean, there's some talent, folks. Yes.

Speaker1: [01:01:57] There absolutely is. You know what? We'll do the Chatgpt segment. This is the point, of course, you can still continue watching. It's a free month of mug club, but this would be a segment where if we were on YouTube and I know what's coming from the Nick DiPaolo montages, I would say thank you for watching. And if you were a paying member to support Nick, we'd say YouTube. Piss off and we're going to keep doing it. But just right now, just so you guys understand the Leyland figurative for you to piss off.

Speaker8: [01:02:21] All right.

Speaker3: [01:02:22] It's a little longer break so.

Speaker8: [01:02:24] We don't do a bath.

Speaker1: [01:02:25] I'll need a bathroom break later. This was in 2005, the roast of Pamela Anderson. And correct this one. I don't. Oh, I remember this one. That's right. I didn't get to watch all of these clips this morning, but I do see that it's labeled Eddie Griffin. So I'm assuming it's a little bit racial.

Speaker4: [01:02:40] No. What are you pigeonholing Me? I don't want to.

Speaker1: [01:02:43] You're multifaceted.

Speaker4: [01:02:45] Yeah, it's racial. And and again and I'm going to say this and I've said it a thousand times, I'm doing this 36 years I've had I've had maybe four black people.

Speaker1: [01:02:57] Come at your shows ever.

Speaker8: [01:02:59] Well.

Speaker4: [01:03:00] That's a little high. No, I lived in LA. My point is, I. The people that walk out are always white, young, young people. Usually ladies. Yes. And I've never more black people come up to me after the show and go, man, I love it. Yeah, they you know what I'm saying? It's the fucking white left. When they say white people, the devil. I go, Yeah, you're talking about the Democrats. Yes. The people you've been voting for, they are fucking devils, right? Yeah. And when I say.

Speaker1: [01:03:24] Black devils, I'm talking about, you know, WorldStar and the Spirit Airlines check in.

Speaker4: [01:03:29] Exactly my point.

Speaker1: [01:03:30] Yeah. Not all black people, just the gang fights at Spirit. Yeah, I'm having a sidestep weaves. So here's Nick DiPaolo roast on Pam Anderson again. He's always been this guy. Unapologetic.

Speaker4: [01:03:43] Yeah. This is 40.

Speaker8: [01:03:44] Years ago and you'll.

Speaker1: [01:03:45] Get the show starting April 10th, every Monday through Friday at five. Here's him. Just watch.

Speaker4: [01:03:50] How about a hand for Eddie Griffin? Come on, folks. Looks like.

Speaker1: [01:03:53] Elvis.

Speaker4: [01:03:54] That's not Eddie Griffin. There he is. Eddie's fun. He's crazy. I've seen every one of your movies in a dumpster. I don't want to say a film. Set black people back 50 years. But when the Loews Theater showed Undercover Brother, they made the audience members use separate bathrooms. See that? That's how you release racial tension. He's laughing. Exactly. We're laughing.

Speaker8: [01:04:18] And some people release.

Speaker1: [01:04:18] Their racial tension by beating your ass after the show.

Speaker8: [01:04:21] That's how Well, that's I call it therapy. It's contact therapy. Punch you tonight. That's how it.

Speaker1: [01:04:29] Works. It's supposed to be like contact there. It's like, touch a spider. Well, this is how I do it. I don't know. Take it up with the pace.

Speaker4: [01:04:35] All right. Good. They liked it. Even the young black kids. Yeah. Can I cough? Is there a button? I don't know. I woke up way. Okay.

Speaker8: [01:04:41] Yes.

Speaker9: [01:04:43] All right. I even muted him. Jesus.

Speaker8: [01:04:45] I'm sorry.

Speaker4: [01:04:46] I just came from Shanghai. I was bringing some roosters back to Brooklyn.

Speaker3: [01:04:49] Holiday stop at a wet market. Did you?

Speaker8: [01:04:51] Yes, I did.

Speaker1: [01:04:52] And these were tough to find because tough crowd with Colin Quinn was ahead of its time. Oh, my God. And I don't know the thought process. I think what probably happened with tough crowd with Colin Quinn is they said okay, Bill Maher has Politically Incorrect right on ABC at that point. And it's the most politically correct show that we can imagine, Right? So let's have something similar that is actually politically incorrect and unfiltered. That seems to be the basic premise for tough crowd.

Speaker4: [01:05:14] Sure. Absolutely.

Speaker1: [01:05:15] It seems about did you ever because I said this on air and I said, I don't know if anyone wants to fact check me. Bill Maher. Right. Politically incorrect. The show would always have comedians on the panels. And the whole idea was, Oh, this is edgy. And I was saying it's politically incorrect. Could there ever be a more appropriate guest than Nick DiPaolo? He's political. He's politically incorrect. He's as sharp as it gets. He's great on a panel. Were you ever on his show?

Speaker4: [01:05:35] Oh, God, no.

Speaker1: [01:05:36] No. He never invited you. And that was on ABC.

Speaker8: [01:05:38] That was on ABC.

Speaker4: [01:05:38] At the time. Yeah. Imagine that.

Speaker1: [01:05:40] That guy was ducking you. That's what.

Speaker8: [01:05:41] It was.

Speaker4: [01:05:42] Everybody told me that. Yes, absolutely was my response, because I just said, well, I'm not really anybody. Right. You know, I go, I don't know if I was famous as him and whatever. And I you know, I appreciate you saying I'm sharp and everything. I'm just like, yeah, but he's talking to senators and shit like you do know.

Speaker1: [01:06:00] He had nobodies on his show all the time. He would have like, some open mic comic from Poughkeepsie. What are.

Speaker8: [01:06:04] You really? Yeah. You're sure about that?

Speaker4: [01:06:06] Yes, I got it all on VHS.

Speaker8: [01:06:07] Do you really? I have the Criterion Edition.

Speaker4: [01:06:10] But people are. My friends would say that. And I honestly, I would go, I don't know if I don't have I'm not famous enough.

Speaker1: [01:06:16] I don't think Bill Burr was ever on Politically Incorrect. I don't think he was ever. Patrice O'Neal wasn't on Politically Incorrect.

Speaker4: [01:06:21] I Bill Burr is a lib.

Speaker1: [01:06:23] But the point is he still would have pushed back on. You know, Bill Maher being politically correct. He never brought anyone who could push back. I went through the screening process at his new show at HBO, and they're like, sorry, you're not as sharp as as as Robert Reich or like No, sorry, Rick, what's his name? Rick Wilson or, you know, whoever it is. Yes. And then they asked they asked me to do his podcast. I was like, no, you get why? Well, because you have like four listeners or 400 or 4 million depending on the guest.

Speaker8: [01:06:49] No, I'll do the HBO. He was like, Well, we.

Speaker1: [01:06:50] Can't do that. We expect a different caliber. I was like, Great, okay, go back a different caliber. Yeah. Diamond and or silk.

Speaker4: [01:06:56] Yeah, exactly. They always bring on what's the guy's name? Steve Moore. He's like a financial guy that they bring on these wishy washy rhinos and push them around. Yeah. And Ben Affleck sitting there between him and Noam Chomsky. Yeah. And that was my other reason. I go, why am I going to go on there? It's like playing a game on his turf. Yeah, well.

Speaker8: [01:07:14] And he also edits the show. Yeah, him and Chelsea Handler.

Speaker1: [01:07:17] Both do that. And look, I know this is a little bit of inside baseball. Chelsea Handler, you know, this Chelsea Handler would not only and I don't know if you're friends, but she would edit the show pretape it. That's why we do this live, just so you understand. And someone like Nick DiPaolo, they've tried to keep it arm's length because it's okay. This guy's good. Invariably, he's better than me. Whether you're whether you're Bill Maher, whether you're Chelsea Handler, whoever you are. I know he's sharper than me. And if it's live, I'm going to be lost in tall weeds. And so people like Chelsea Handler, they would not only edit the show, they'd tape, let's say, two hours and they'd run one hour. She would have people send in her jokes before they taped it, and then she would use their joke and then toss to them and say, What do you have to say about the topic? And what they should have said is you just use my joke that I submitted. Yeah. So this kind of stuff happens all. All the time. And I'm glad to see that people are finally discovering you and know what you're all about. This is tough crowd with Colin Quinn. Sorry for the low fi. They're hard to find, but oh my God. If you want to sit and see what's actually watch Nick DiPaolo and Patrice O'Neal when they were on the panel on tough crowd. But here's to give you a little bit of a taste.

Speaker6: [01:08:15] Well, if celebrities have a right to carry a gun, shouldn't everybody? I don't.

Speaker3: [01:08:19] Like the question because.

Speaker10: [01:08:20] It implies I'm not a celebrity. Well, well, this man since apparent on this show. I can't even go to the store for a gallon of milk without being mobbed by crazed fans, most of them black and angry. But yeah, I need a gun. Yeah, Black people have longer limbs in us, so the heat dissipates. This isn't my theory, so don't laugh.

Speaker8: [01:08:37] He's just repeating it.

Speaker10: [01:08:38] Go ahead, stupid. What are you waiting for? Liver snap.

Speaker4: [01:08:44] This is what he'd do.

Speaker10: [01:08:46] Has to do it. Surface area. They have longer limbs. They have more surface area. And if this theory is true, if this theory is true, you could stand on the listening.

Speaker8: [01:08:59] You could stand on longer limbs finished.

Speaker10: [01:09:01] You could stand on the sun for a week and not break a sweat, you fat bastard.

Speaker8: [01:09:07] Just think about everything.

Speaker1: [01:09:09] There right now. Fat pride can't be fat phobic.

Speaker8: [01:09:11] Homophobic. How many times? I mean.

Speaker1: [01:09:12] I don't know. I'm sure there's something in there. Oh, it's racist. All of it is a joke. And you guys.

Speaker8: [01:09:17] Were close friends.

Speaker4: [01:09:18] Yes. I mean, that's really not to get corny here, but it really is the best way to release racial tension in this country. No. And it's white people who are preventing it. Yeah, they're the ones who get upset. And you know how many times you've been on stage? Well, again, you don't have many black people at your show either. But like at the Comedy Cellar, there'd be a black table in. Yeah, Yeah. And you do a black joke and the white people are so, you know, it's like it'll be they'll decide whether it's offensive or not.

Speaker8: [01:09:48] Yeah, it's like a joke. Civil war.

Speaker1: [01:09:49] The Barons are the Redcoats. Yes. Yeah. No, actually, surprisingly, when I go out, I get recognized more by black people and Latinos. Like I would say it's stay.

Speaker4: [01:09:57] Out of Red Lobster. Yes. Do you really?

Speaker8: [01:10:04] Is that true? No, It's you know.

Speaker1: [01:10:06] Popeye's has been taken from me. Yeah, It's just one of life's simple pleasures. No, but I really do. And I think it's because sure, if you look at the audience when we do the shows, it's a lot younger than most conservative audiences, but it's pretty mixed. But certainly not 50% black. But I think it's because if you're black and you're conservative and you're watching this show, there's a lot of buy in. So they're really enthused to come up and say, hey, And often they make the same joke. They go, I'm not I know I'm not supposed to be watching your show, but I really like what you do. So, yeah, it really does bridge a lot of racial divides and you don't need to be colorblind. Humor is a is a way to allow you to acknowledge the differences without it being mean spirited.

Speaker4: [01:10:37] Can I say the N-word? Not in a it's a story with somebody said, Yeah.

Speaker1: [01:10:42] Yeah, someone said it to you, a black person.

Speaker8: [01:10:44] I'm assuming a young black. Like, don't say it. When I was signing up for the Klan, the.

Speaker1: [01:10:46] Guy said, Hey.

Speaker4: [01:10:47] I never signed. I don't have to sign up. No, no legacy, Frequent flash. Folks, relax.

Speaker8: [01:10:53] You have a platinum card and Klan dental.

Speaker4: [01:10:55] This young black, this young black kid comes up to me in New York at some comedy club. He looked like he was 20. He was a comic from Philly. Just trying to get started. Sure. And he goes he goes, I met Patrice. I know. I was hanging out with him the whole night. And he said he introduced him. He said, when it comes to you as far as stand up comedy, you straight up gangster, you even make niggers nervous.

Speaker8: [01:11:19] I don't even know what that means. But you know what? That's a compliment. Yeah. You don't need to be nervous about it.

Speaker1: [01:11:23] I don't. Look, words shouldn't be, but that was.

Speaker8: [01:11:25] The best compliment.

Speaker4: [01:11:26] Yes, of course. It's not my goal doing stand up, but it was like, Yeah, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker1: [01:11:31] And then you try to repeat it. You're like, Oh, so I'm like the OG. I even make me careful.

Speaker8: [01:11:34] No, don't stick the ah.

Speaker1: [01:11:37] Don't stick the ah. It's like handing a hair trigger loaded gun to my head and asking me not to move. What do I do here? I don't know. Can I repeat you? Can I just. Do I have to paraphrase what you said? I want to tell other people this story. But like, yeah, that's why I put you in that pickle bitch.

Speaker8: [01:11:53] You know exactly what they're doing.

Speaker1: [01:11:54] I used to end my entire standup set on the N-word. I've talked about this and my first we know Tony Camacho was a lot.

Speaker4: [01:12:00] Of people have ended their careers on the end. Yes, exactly.

Speaker1: [01:12:03] And what it was I was talking about French Canadians using rap videos, which I can't tell here, but them speaking French. And you would hear in French Canadian rap, you would hear them use the N-word. You would hear them use all kinds of American cuss words. There was like this band group like Le Marché du Marché.

Speaker8: [01:12:17] Motherfucker.

Speaker1: [01:12:18] Savoir Si No. And they would.

Speaker8: [01:12:21] Just say and you're like, Oh my God. Yeah.

Speaker1: [01:12:23] So I had a whole bit about French Canadians using it, and it was a bilingual bit, so it only worked in Montreal and Ottawa. But I remember it was a black manager who was a liberal or classical liberal, he said. He said, Yeah, you know, I just really respect the balls that it takes it. And it was a funny bit. It wasn't at all being denigrated. It was making fun of white, suburban French Canadians using the word that context does not make it a racist word.

Speaker4: [01:12:42] That's too much for the left to think about. Yeah, I just had the buzzword and jump. They can't. They're not going to go through the logic, the context of how you used it. Right.

Speaker1: [01:12:49] Although I do want to get to, you know, the tweet that got you fired from Sirius, which gives Gilbert Godfrey a run for his money. Jesus.

Speaker8: [01:12:56] The one where you said, dear, wait a minute.

Speaker4: [01:12:58] Do we. Should I set up why we.

Speaker8: [01:13:01] Set it up?

Speaker4: [01:13:01] Yeah. Excuse me too. God damn it. I got tuberculosis.

Speaker8: [01:13:04] Yeah, you probably do. You're going to die soon. Fuck.

Speaker4: [01:13:06] I had a pack and a half this morning. Listen, it was when Barbara Bush died. Yeah, and some. Some Latina professor at San Jose State or some shit school said I'm glad she died. She raised a bunch of racists. Went on and on and on. Yes. And and then you tweeted out, tweeted this. You said.

Speaker1: [01:13:26] Dear future school shooter, please confine yourself to college campuses, specifically faculty lounges at Berkeley, Fresno State, etcetera.

Speaker4: [01:13:35] That was about that was about four days after the last mass shooting. Yes. Yes. That's why it was very funny.

Speaker8: [01:13:39] People who take it seriously.

Speaker1: [01:13:41] One of the funniest hey, and this is the thing, when people talk about cancel culture, like, look, people say it's accountability, culture. This is not accountability. Culture. When people when when the person doing the canceling is not the person for whom the joke was intended is not affected by it, that's when you know it's mob rule. Gilbert Godfrey I can't remember. He was on some podcast talking about there was Norm MacDonald. It was Norm MacDonald. Remember, he got fired from Aflac and it was a Fukushima that happened. Yeah. And I remember Norm talking to him and he says, he says, Yeah, but.

Speaker8: [01:14:12] Then, you know, you get fired doing the Aflac there. Did you make a lot of money? And he goes, Well, it wasn't much time. I would go in and I would batch them, I batch them. But then, then the way they fixed it, yeah, they fixed it because you have a distinct voice and they got a sound alike.

Speaker1: [01:14:30] You know, Norm setting.

Speaker8: [01:14:31] What's that? He goes, they found somebody who sounded like me, and all the souls of Fukushima could now rest peacefully over my star.

Speaker4: [01:14:47] Oh, my God.

Speaker1: [01:14:48] But think of what that points out. Do you think.

Speaker8: [01:14:50] You think you're righting a.

Speaker1: [01:14:51] Wrong? If there is actual injustice from a joke, you think that you're somehow fixing injustice by simply removing a joke. It's so.

Speaker8: [01:14:59] Silly and no one.

Speaker1: [01:15:01] Believes it. It's by design. It's not that you told that joke, it's that you say other things that drift in behind that joke. Opinions that change your mind.

Speaker4: [01:15:07] It might even be a little deeper than that. My show wasn't on the air for about four months. I had already piggybacked two shows. Really? Yeah. This was my. My radio series. Radio gig. Yeah, I, you know, and I didn't really but Sirius XM, the people who run that are kind of lip. Yeah. So yeah, my show is getting a little too popular too fast by me. And I, I couldn't say racist stuff like that. Tweet, you know, I mean it wasn't even my show wasn't even that edgy. No, it wasn't that. But I'm always, as Colin Quinn said, to sum me up, I go, I'm not a conservative. Why do you keep He goes, look. He goes, You could be telling a joke about McDonald's and people can tell how you voted, right?

Speaker8: [01:15:43] Yes.

Speaker4: [01:15:44] So, you know, I mean, it just runs through me. And and so ostensibly, I was fired for the tweet, right? Yeah. So, you know, I don't know.

Speaker1: [01:15:53] You decide you had a bit. And by the way, it's a live show. I didn't I forgot to say this. It's a live show Monday through Friday at 10 a.m. Eastern and Friday, it's only on Mug Club. And Nick's show is going to be on mug club starting April, April 11th, April 10th, 10th Monday, April 10th, April 10th, starting Monday. So all the patreons, we're going to send you guys a link so you can get you can head on over there because they're not going to allow him to stay there anyway. Go see a live show. I'm telling you, if you it is a kind of show. If you see live again, be prepared for what you know. You saw the ride. You bought a ticket anyway. Your stomach will hurt. It's so funny. I'm better.

Speaker4: [01:16:25] Live. I'm like, no, you're.

Speaker8: [01:16:26] Fantastic. You're a stop selling yourself short.

Speaker4: [01:16:28] Oh, well, this.

Speaker8: [01:16:29] Is live well, you herniated.

Speaker1: [01:16:30] Disk as you get older, you're probably shorter. Let me ask you, do you.

Speaker8: [01:16:33] Do you remember your bits?

Speaker1: [01:16:34] I don't know if you remember this. It was one of my favorites about after Michael Vick when, you know, he had the dog fighting and there was a newscaster who said, it's important to remember, Bob, it isn't racial.

Speaker8: [01:16:44] You remember that bit.

Speaker4: [01:16:45] Can you do it for me? Because I can't.

Speaker8: [01:16:47] I don't I'm going to butcher it. But I just remember I was butchering. I was laughing.

Speaker1: [01:16:50] He said something like, you know, Michael Vick was dogfighting said.

Speaker8: [01:16:53] In the he said.

Speaker1: [01:16:55] Something like a the anchor said, it's important.

Speaker8: [01:16:58] To remember, Bob.

Speaker1: [01:16:59] It's not racial. He said, come again, stupid.

Speaker8: [01:17:02] Yeah. It's just like, you know, dog.

Speaker1: [01:17:04] It's just like deer hunting.

Speaker8: [01:17:05] He goes, yeah, because all these white hunters in rural Michigan.

Speaker1: [01:17:09] They make deer take ten, ten paces apart back to back with.

Speaker8: [01:17:12] Nine millimeters in their.

Speaker1: [01:17:13] Hand. And he's just going, I see.

Speaker8: [01:17:15] When I drive down the freeway, I see pit bulls.

Speaker1: [01:17:17] Strapped to everyone's SUV. And he just goes through the absurdity of dogfighting and deer hunting.

Speaker8: [01:17:23] I don't. And it ends with.

Speaker4: [01:17:24] Like Bill Gates or somebody in IZOD shirt.

Speaker8: [01:17:26] Oh, yeah, you said it. Right now the wealthy elite like Bill Gates and Mark.

Speaker1: [01:17:30] Zuckerberg have a bunch of Yorkshire territory.

Speaker8: [01:17:32] Yeah. Hey, just one loss. What do I do with it? Drown in a cappuccino machine. They hell like.

Speaker4: [01:17:36] Something like that. Jesus.

Speaker8: [01:17:38] Something like that. I know I'm butchering it, but I don't.

Speaker4: [01:17:41] Close enough. Mike, you did way better.

Speaker8: [01:17:43] Than I did. I don't think it's on an album. I think I heard.

Speaker1: [01:17:45] That from a live.

Speaker8: [01:17:46] Show. I.

Speaker4: [01:17:47] I think it was something for Comedy Central.

Speaker1: [01:17:50] I wasn't able to find it anywhere. It's not on any of your albums. I can't.

Speaker4: [01:17:53] Remember. It was on Oh, Jack Paar show.

Speaker8: [01:17:55] Oh, yes. On the. Jeff, Are you sure it wasn't Mike Douglas?

Speaker1: [01:17:58] Found it. You might have found it.

Speaker2: [01:17:59] You might have found it. Yeah.

Speaker8: [01:18:00] All right, let's see if we. Darius is checking now. Okay.

Speaker1: [01:18:03] That'd be great. And I think that was not long, because I remember it was not long after Barack Obama had been elected. And you called someone in the audience. You're like, no, What are you offended, you liberal faggot? What do I care? And you just went on, You have that somewhere?

Speaker8: [01:18:14] No, we.

Speaker4: [01:18:14] Have it today. Oh, do you show the Warren Sapp? The Warren Sapp? I said that after a roast. I made a couple of jokes. I don't have it. You don't? We got this.

Speaker9: [01:18:23] Dogfight, though.

Speaker1: [01:18:24] Okay, let's hear the dogfight one.

Speaker8: [01:18:25] I remember hearing this.

Speaker1: [01:18:26] I don't remember where I heard it, but I've been looking for it for a while. Okay, let's hear this bit again. Remember, Michael Vick had a dog fighting ring and this was one of those situations where everyone hated him, but they wanted to say, let's not get carried away with the racial overtones here because, you know, let's be honest. We know who's dogfighting in the states. It's not all, but it's a cultural thing.

Speaker8: [01:18:43] I should have colored my hair.

Speaker10: [01:18:45] I love the Michael Vick thing happened. I live for this shit because it's such a double standard when it comes to race, especially in the media. Look how quiet it's getting. I'm proving my point right there. Can you hear the white people's asses? This is 2008. Holy shit. Where's he going with this? This is going to get ugly. But it's such bullshit. White people have to act so politically correct. Today after the Michael Vick story broke, I'm watching two sportscasters on ESPN. One goes the other two white guys. I don't think this story is about race, Jim. No, you're right. There's a lot of white people making $60 Million a year having dog fights behind the garage on the weekends. Yeah, Right now, Bill Gates and a bunch of guys from Microsoft have 50 Yorkshire terriers in sweaters.

[01:19:29] Go get them. Bianca Guarant. Fluffy. Go get em. I was like ducks.

Speaker10: [01:19:41] Bill, this one's hurt real bad. What do I do with it? I don't know. Drown it in the cappuccino machine. I don't give a shit. I got blood on my dockers. We can throw it.

Speaker8: [01:19:54] The Deer Park and.

Speaker10: [01:19:54] Of course, all the usual suspects come out and defend Michael Vick. Fucking Whoopi Goldberg, Jamie Foxx, Stephon Marbury from the New York Knicks. He and I quote, This is what he said. Yo, man, pit bull fighting ain't no different than deer hunting. Come again, stupid. That's right, sir. It's the same thing. Hunting deer, pit bull fighting. Same thing. Right. Because when you're a hunter, what do you do? You give two deer rifles, have a march off ten paces. That's a lot of similarities. I see black people blowing by me in their Hummers with dead pit bulls tied to their roof in November. Yeah, sure.

Speaker8: [01:20:35] Okay. I was close. You were you? Dude, I messed up the order.

Speaker4: [01:20:39] No, dude.

Speaker1: [01:20:40] You know what? You know what's funny is, God, I is. I can't remember. It's one of those things. That's why I'm. I remember your own stuff.

Speaker8: [01:20:46] I can't. No, I can't remember names.

Speaker1: [01:20:47] There are certain things that I can't remember. And this is why I had, you know, learning disability growing up. If something interests me, I'll never forget it. If something is boring, it's as though it didn't happen. If there isn't that that violation of expectation. So that's why church was so hard.

Speaker8: [01:21:01] For me as a kid. I would.

Speaker2: [01:21:02] Have to kind.

Speaker8: [01:21:03] Of craft it in.

Speaker1: [01:21:04] A way where I would learn history.

Speaker8: [01:21:05] Biblically. How was.

Speaker4: [01:21:06] That? How was that qualified as a disability.

Speaker8: [01:21:09] Like severe.

Speaker1: [01:21:10] Adhd, which I didn't believe.

Speaker8: [01:21:11] No, that's just called.

Speaker4: [01:21:12] Being very going. That's life. Now. I have no fucking.

Speaker8: [01:21:15] But I wouldn't be able to.

Speaker1: [01:21:16] Study for tests. It was so boring. I would sit there for four hours and remember anything. I heard that once. I heard that bit maybe once in my life and I remember it.

Speaker4: [01:21:23] That's what Asian kids are for.

Speaker8: [01:21:24] Yes, exactly. I to go to that, you have to sit near them. That's right. Yeah. The problem is I failed. I failed. I failed geometry.

Speaker1: [01:21:31] So I sat at the wrong seat.

Speaker8: [01:21:32] I'm like, oh, my God. I got to look back and to the left.

Speaker3: [01:21:37] So, Nick, just really quickly, you guys touched on something. You say basically it's white people that are ruining comedy because it's some white people who actually are like, I need to be offended for them. And then other white people are basically being cowed into submission, right? Yes. Are you so because you're on the road and you're you're, you know, going out to these places, do people come around? Can you tell like an audience kind of starts out a little stiff and there's a bunch of white people who don't know if they should be offended or not. And then by the end of it, are they coming around or do they still stay kind of stiff? And you're like just.

Speaker4: [01:22:07] It's that's a great question, because the last I'd say the last 15 years or maybe a little less than that, people pay to see me. They know what's coming now. Right, Right, right. Yeah. And it's a whirlwind of difference. Yes. You feel like you're going to talk your friends literally. Right, where the you know, more than half of my career, people wander in, don't know who I am. And that's when it was really tough. Yeah, right. I'm the one, by the way, who coined the phrase. And everybody's using it now. At least I'm taking credit for it. But when somebody walks out, I would go do your fucking research on the website. Yeah, I mean, as you can see from my material, in 2008, I would come up with that.

Speaker8: [01:22:47] I remember you had a.

Speaker1: [01:22:47] Bit on a roast where you said, you said, I think it was Vanessa, said Vanessa Hollingshead performed at the Foxwoods Theatre. She walked the reservation.

Speaker8: [01:22:59] Native American. I don't think that was me. I think Yes, it was you, was it? Yeah. That's when you joked about the guy with lupus. That one you.

Speaker1: [01:23:04] Joked about the guy who had lupus and he died three weeks later. Yes.

Speaker8: [01:23:08] I did.

Speaker4: [01:23:09] He was in the room. The guy that ran the comic strip and his fingers fell off. Yes. From Lopez. And I made a joke about finding three fingers in her pussy. She was dating. And I go in the green room, he's there. I go, oh, no, I actually wrote a letter apologizing.

Speaker8: [01:23:24] Yes. That's the thing is, Nick is I remember you said you ended it. You said, nah, you said, I'm kidding.

Speaker1: [01:23:28] He's a great guy. All 3/5.

Speaker8: [01:23:30] Of him.

Speaker4: [01:23:30] Yes, something like that.

Speaker8: [01:23:32] And Patrice is going, Oh, my God. Yeah. No, exactly. Because he and he was mean and he was.

Speaker1: [01:23:40] I don't want to say scared, but he had a respectful fear of.

Speaker8: [01:23:42] You. But back.

Speaker4: [01:23:43] To. Yeah, back to Gerald's point. Even now, now that 99% of the audience are coming to see me. Yeah. There'll be nights because I work a lot off the top of my head now. Yeah. Gerald, you're right. The first five minutes I have to sort of break them in. Yeah, I go, If this shit doesn't work in front of you people. Yeah. Fucked, you know? Yes. It's the comments in between my jokes that that's how I break down the audience. Yeah. The comments between, not the bits. Yeah. If you call them on being stiff, I go look you all whine about political correctness and you come out here and I can hear your ass cheeks, you know, squeaking after the second joke, grow the fuck up. And they do.

Speaker1: [01:24:21] Well, a lot of conservatives, you know, here's the thing is they just want to be able to go and be entertained. And you guys can come. We'll take your chat. They want to go and be entertained. And you don't have to be conservative. They just don't want to feel like they're about to be sucker punched. Right. Right. Because every time imagine me at 17 years old in a bar, in an open mic, you.

Speaker8: [01:24:36] Talk about tight bathing.

Speaker4: [01:24:37] Suit. Yeah.

Speaker8: [01:24:39] You and Joe Biden. You want to sniff me?

Speaker4: [01:24:43] What's that? Herbal essence. He's the only one who hasn't.

Speaker8: [01:24:44] His green room, a.

Speaker1: [01:24:45] Page of scratch and sniffs. So he. I was. I was. I would imagine me sitting there an open mic, you know, like ten comics going up in every single one during the Bush administration in Canada. Right. And it's a socialist province. We don't even have conservatives. We have liberals and liberals. Leftists. Right. And it was just about, oh, isn't Bush stupid, dumb cowboy? And then I go up and I'm making fun of Muhammad. You know, it wasn't necessarily political, but sort of, you know, touching. I was always clean. I always worked clean just because I wanted my parents would sometimes come. Your family. And but I.

Speaker8: [01:25:14] Would get banned. I'm like, how am I the one getting banned?

Speaker1: [01:25:15] This guy just talked about an orgy at a truck stop. I'm like, Well, because he made the joke about Muhammad, I'm like, Oh, this is I learned it when I was 17, 18 years old. Like, Oh, there are things you can't say in these clubs. And there's nothing new about being dirty. Like, Oh, I remember Norm saying.

Speaker8: [01:25:27] Hey, let's see one of those female comics who uses naughty words. I like it when they talk like they're men, you know, but less funny. It's like, Oh, wow, you're breaking some new ground there, Copernicus.

Speaker1: [01:25:38] But if you go up But that's the thing. There's a difference between edgy, politically incorrect cancellable and just being vulgar. And they're great, by the way. They're great. This is a guy who hosted the nasty show at the Just for Laughs, but they're two different things. And who you are not allowed to tease or make fun of that often gives you a good idea as to who who is in control. Those people are the bullies. And I'm telling you, it really is. And I know we're not talking about the news here, but I cannot tell you enough. Go and watch Nick's show when he's here on Mudd Club. I was nervous to call you. I was very nervous to call Nick. Remember? I told you? I'm like, Yeah, man. The person I would really like to have, like, I.

Speaker2: [01:26:09] Would really like Nick. But I was like.

Speaker1: [01:26:11] He's going to be thinking, like, who the hell is this kid? You know?

Speaker8: [01:26:14] And who the hell.

Speaker4: [01:26:15] Is this kid? He Well, that's 6 million subscribers, but.

Speaker8: [01:26:19] It doesn't matter. I said.

Speaker4: [01:26:19] How can I blow this.

Speaker8: [01:26:20] Kid? Well, I said, Remember?

Speaker1: [01:26:22] I offered. I was like, I would we could do a tour together, but I would open and you were like, But then.

Speaker8: [01:26:26] People would be there to see you. It'd be awkward to be walking. I'm like, Yeah, they would. But it's true. I will never ever go.

Speaker1: [01:26:31] On after this is they don't tell you Who is the guy you watched growing up? Who were the comedians who you loved?

Speaker4: [01:26:35] Phyllis Diller. She knocked the shit out of me. Phyllis Still, you know the good ones. Bob Hope edgy. Yeah. Yes. No. Milton Berle. People are going to laugh. But when I say Jay Leno, all the young kids go, What? They know him from just The Tonight Show. His stand up was he was a killer stand up. When he would do those Letterman appearances, David Letterman would have him on like three times a month. Yeah. And he would sit down. But he's really doing stand up right. And I would laugh till I shit my pants. I go, This guy sounds like me. He's from ten minutes from where I grew up. Yeah, stuff like that. But I had George Carlin's album. I had Richard. I went with my dad to see Richard Pryor, you know, the live and. And you know who my favorite. Nobody understands this. I love Robert Klein. Oh, yeah, of course.

Speaker8: [01:27:18] Even now.

Speaker4: [01:27:19] Robert Klein. And when I'm cooking on stage, I find myself slipping into his cadence. Oh, yeah? Yeah.

Speaker8: [01:27:24] I find myself sometimes slipping into your cadence.

Speaker1: [01:27:26] And I don't mean lifting, but sometimes I'll be sitting there like if there's a heckler. When I would start when I was doing standup, I would say it was like WWE and I'd be like, What would Nick DiPaolo do? And ever one time I actually did take one of your bits where this woman was yelling and.

Speaker2: [01:27:37] I said, Yeah. I said, Maybe if you so sorry.

Speaker1: [01:27:39] I said, Yeah, maybe if you sew up that snatch and grow yourself a dog, you'll get something funny out of you. And I was like, Oh, that's Nick de Paolo's God.

Speaker8: [01:27:44] But it was like when I was like, I stole that from a surgeon. I did, I, I stole it from one of your roasts at some point.

Speaker1: [01:27:49] But I because in my head I'd be like, What would Nick DiPaolo do? And here's a story that I have actually. I have no idea if it's true or not. It's thirdhand. But you you were roommates with Louis C.K., right?

Speaker4: [01:27:56] Who was. I was. This is a great real quick. He in my opinion, yeah. People ask me, who's the greatest comic ever, Louis. And I'm not just saying that because I know him. I just I watched him from age 18. Okay? And his IQ was like you through the fucking roof. He's so prolific.

Speaker8: [01:28:16] And there were so many comedians.

Speaker1: [01:28:17] When I was in Montreal, I'd go to an open mic. I'd say, Oh, that guy's doing Louis C.K.. I could see the Louis C.K. babies hands down.

Speaker4: [01:28:22] Yeah, I don't care. Carlin Fucking, I don't care. This guy, he's.

Speaker1: [01:28:26] He's he's up.

Speaker4: [01:28:27] There and he's never had a notebook in his life.

Speaker1: [01:28:29] Right? Yeah. Well, I mean, unless he was servicing it now. What? Did you sleep okay with him? You were safe. Well, I.

Speaker4: [01:28:34] I do that joke. We lived a year and a half. I saw his dick ten times. Maybe four times consecutively. Yes.

Speaker8: [01:28:39] But he would. Here's the reason I say this.

Speaker1: [01:28:41] Is I heard from someone else who told this story. So it's third hand. Louis C.K. was doing a joke or he was trying to write a joke. And when he needed help, he would often go to you. And I always say, it's kind of like if you want to watch, if you want to learn how to box properly, you watch Joe Louis. Is it the flashiest? No, but it's fundamentally sound. It's perfect. Nick DiPaolo The reason I was losing it yesterday and you guys can send in your quip of the week, the Popeye's joke is that was four words. It was intensely racist, but in the funniest way and there was no fat on it. And in my head I'm just going because I've followed and watched you for so long, I'm like, I just got to experience live the Quintessenz bill Nick DiPaolo joke. And for me that's a real experience. But a lot of people in this business will say, If you want to learn how to write a joke joke crafting. Nick DiPaolo the the joke writing, he's not a story teller. He's not a pianist and an alt comedian. And Louis C.K. was stuck with a bit. Tell me if this is true. He was stuck with a bit about going to China or something and meeting people, and they were doing like, eating the monkey brains. Yes. And what I heard was that he was saying like, I'm playing with it and I didn't want to eat it. And I didn't know, like how to write the joke. And you just said you said, screw it, Mine tastes retarded.

Speaker8: [01:29:43] And that's what he ended up using. Do you remember that? Yes.

Speaker4: [01:29:46] Yes.

Speaker8: [01:29:46] And and Louis C.K..

Speaker1: [01:29:48] Scratched out everything. He's like.

Speaker8: [01:29:50] Okay, mine tastes. Thank you, Nick. And that's what he used. And we were.

Speaker4: [01:29:53] Shooting this movie recently called the 4th of July, upstate New York about a year and a half ago. And me and Louis, like in between takes. He's the director, but we've known each other forever. So he just comes up and he goes, Uh, Covid started in your mother's country.

Speaker8: [01:30:08] Oh, geez.

Speaker4: [01:30:10] And without missing a. Yeah, that's why they call it the wet market. And he goes, That's why I said that to you. He goes, I knew you would knock it out of the park.

Speaker8: [01:30:17] I knew you would have something very rare. He goes.

Speaker4: [01:30:19] On. He goes, We're talking on the phone. He calls me his brother. And, you know, when we're together, he tell other people, oh, he's like my big brother. But, you know, I'll send him a text. He'll answer back four months later, right? Yeah, exactly. You know, he's doing 11 things. Yeah. He to me, he's the best. And Dave Attell is as funny as anybody on this earth. And Billy Burr is a killer. Yeah, he. We sort of bang heads.

Speaker1: [01:30:46] He leans left now, and I think he has to change it a little bit. He's still.

Speaker8: [01:30:50] Very funny, but.

Speaker4: [01:30:50] He's as good as that. He's like, If I didn't get political or didn't get that's where sort of I see myself with Billy Burr's act. Yeah. I mean, I know he's politically incorrect now, but I'm just saying that level of funny, he's, he's every Irishman I grew up with in high school and he's every kid that I remember.

Speaker1: [01:31:08] You making him uncomfortable sometimes. On Opie and Anthony, like you would say. Oh, yeah, like.

Speaker8: [01:31:13] Dude, you can't just drop that, like, hot potato right in my lap. What, are you out of your mind? Come on. Come on. That's right. Get on. Right. Nick comes in. We're having a we're trying to plug in and he comes in and starts dropping in bombs. Right.

Speaker4: [01:31:26] Come on, dude. Can I just tell you what he's probably heard? Because I've brought this up on my show a million times. But about six months ago, we're going back with texts and we're talking about race and stuff. And I said and one of the texts, I said, We have to fix the black family structure. Yeah. I said, because of single moms. And that I said that would cure a lot of social ills in this country. I come home an hour later, he leaves me a message. I went from a text and he goes, Dude, it's you're astoundingly ignorant on what that last message you left, right and that first I let it slip by me. And I've been thinking about it ever since. It makes me fucking crazy. Yeah. First, like I said, Moynihan, the senator wrote a thing about it in 1963, and that's really what I was saying. And I said, Guys, a lot smarter than me have said that. I'm not even trying to say it's my thought. Yeah, and it's not even is that how is that astoundingly ignorant?

Speaker8: [01:32:19] Well, he's.

Speaker1: [01:32:20] Ignorant because he doesn't understand that the destruction of the African-American family was by design. So we've talked about this. Right. And I don't think.

Speaker4: [01:32:25] He believed that.

Speaker8: [01:32:26] If you try to tell him, he.

Speaker1: [01:32:26] Doesn't understand it. It was to create a new voter base and to make sure that people were dependent and.

Speaker8: [01:32:30] They nailed it.

Speaker1: [01:32:31] Yep, they nailed it. They did it very well. And it has it's had an irreparable ripple effect on black generations for everyone to come, but a long way around to say it's funny. My dad used to let me listen to Robert Klein when I was a kid, like when I was really little, because, you know, most of it was pretty, pretty clean. So I would go and do bits in the yard and get called to the office. But you this is what you have to say. And the reason I was nervous is because imagine you calling up Robert Klein being like, Hey, I got this gig that I'd like to work with you on. You'd be like, This guy is going to say, Who? Nick What? Click. So it's an honor for everyone here who has followed you for a long time. And really, I hope that everyone else out there who isn't familiar becomes familiar because, man, you've paved the way for a lot of folks.

Speaker4: [01:33:06] I appreciate that very much, Steve, and I appreciate putting this segment together. If nothing ever happens after this between you and I. Really?

Speaker8: [01:33:13] Oh, no.

Speaker1: [01:33:14] Believe me, I have the green room cleared.

Speaker8: [01:33:16] The green room cleared.

Speaker1: [01:33:17] And some candles lit. Check the rider. All right, let's grab some chat and you can subscribe at credit.com/mug club. More to come. I mean, think about that for a second. Think about under the same umbrella you Callan, Brewer We're still finding something out because, you know, Brewer is Brewer Brewer is like he is that free spirit guy where he's like, I want to do a special. Then he has like five different ideas. We're like, okay, okay, we just got to figure out which ones we want to do. Yeah, but under one roof, that is a murderer's row. This is not something we expected. There are so many other comedians out there who are saying we are not conservative. Right. We wouldn't fit in at Fox Nation or whatever the, you know, big conservative companies, but they want to have a home. And we would love for you to be here. It's not about just doing Instagram videos and parroting red meat lines. I really would like to build a roster and familiarize you be able to introduce all of you out there to these people who have been fighting behind the scenes that many of you may not know. So let's grab some chat and then we'll see you tomorrow. Is here tomorrow. You have to go back on the road to you live right next to where the nuke is. Right in Georgia. Isn't there like the atom bomb? Like, isn't there?

Speaker4: [01:34:19] There's an atom bomb. Yeah. Tybee Beach, which is a destination. Tourist destination. It's a beautiful. Yeah. Back in the whatever the 40 seconds or whatever, there's an airbase down there, two planes at night. They were doing tests. One of them's carrying the goddamn. Really? You're rehearsing with a bomb? Yes.

Speaker8: [01:34:36] You ever heard of a dry run?

Speaker4: [01:34:37] Exactly. Yeah. Fucking put some whatever. They were going to hit each other. Really? And so the guy and I've met this guy, he since married a lady that my mother knows. But anyways, he said, Yeah. Made him drop the payload. Right. And it's out there. It landed in the water and it's still there. And you're just. I've been trying to get my wife down there with a snorkel. Yes. No, first of all, you don't go underwater with a snorkel, but fuck it.

Speaker8: [01:35:03] Well, she does when you give it to her and it's made of asbestos, so. Oh, my God. How you feel? How was your. How was your diving, sweetie? I think I have. Emma? I don't know. That was quick. They just don't follow the regulations. This is way easier. How far?

Speaker1: [01:35:15] That's pretty close to you.

Speaker4: [01:35:17] Yeah, that's 20 minutes. Yeah.

Speaker1: [01:35:18] I just wanted to make sure that people know where you live after you told everyone about us yesterday. So you can find him there. First of.

Speaker8: [01:35:23] All. First of all, that's.

Speaker4: [01:35:24] That's already.

Speaker8: [01:35:26] That's okay. You know what? It's just, you know, it's already public. People can make their.

Speaker1: [01:35:30] Their own choice.

Speaker8: [01:35:31] Yes, that's.

Speaker4: [01:35:31] I was kidding. This is Arkansas Lowell, Arkansas.

Speaker8: [01:35:34] Yes, exactly. He lives in a mobile home. All right.

Speaker1: [01:35:36] Let's grab some chats and then we'll see you tomorrow.

Speaker10: [01:35:40] Question from Jimmy Bags 86.

Speaker11: [01:35:42] What are your plans for Easter celebrations?

Speaker8: [01:35:44] That's first off.

Speaker1: [01:35:45] You put the apostrophe in.

Speaker8: [01:35:46] Can you put it in the right place?

Speaker1: [01:35:48] I have no.

Speaker8: [01:35:48] Idea. I mean, Easter, you know, we go to we go to church on Friday and I go to.

Speaker1: [01:35:52] Church on on Sunday. We have a we have a brunch. Pretty much what everybody else is, else does.

Speaker3: [01:35:56] You got an Easter egg hunt and you're done.

Speaker1: [01:35:57] Oh, yeah. I'll do an Easter egg hunt with the little ones. That'll be fun. We play poker because Price played poker. Yes, exactly. He was a big fan of gambling. Yes, he was. Yeah. I don't know. Is that about what you guys are going to do? Exactly? I mean, if you go to church, you might spontaneously combust, but it's okay. We love you. I did.

Speaker4: [01:36:11] I touched the holy water and smoke him.

Speaker8: [01:36:13] Yes. Don't.

Speaker1: [01:36:15] Don't get us started. What happens with him in pea soup? Next chat.

Speaker11: [01:36:18] All right. From stick 3011 question. My wife just quit her job to stay home with our one year old. What's your advice on creating wealth to support us but balancing time with the family?

Speaker1: [01:36:28] Oh, that's a tough one to work. Yeah.

Speaker8: [01:36:30] Yes, you go bang, bang.

Speaker1: [01:36:33] Nope. You know what? Here's the thing. I would say this. It is it's one of those things where there has to be the balance, right? We used to have a primary earner in the household, but then it was accepted that he wasn't Mr. Mom when he came home. In other words, your wife doesn't just get to say, okay, I stay home and then when you come home, she goes, I'm so tired from handling the kids. And then you have to work. You have to do all the housework. You go and you earn. Right? You're the breadwinner and she takes care of you both now have a job. And if you understand that and she supports you, then it makes it easier for you to advance in your career, for you to be, you know, create more wealth generating opportunities. And of course, you should be saving. You should be investing. You should be responsible with your money. Crown Financial, I think, is one of those courses that you can take. But your wife and you need to be on the same page. I mean, you do this, if I'm not mistaken, your wife handles a lot of the finance.

Speaker4: [01:37:17] My business manager. Yeah, she's brilliant with that stuff. Yeah, but this situation here, you pimp her out. Yeah. No, I. Yeah, no.

Speaker8: [01:37:27] He didn't tell us how she looks.

Speaker1: [01:37:29] Oh, well, his wife. So we have a wife. Yeah, but you can find.

Speaker8: [01:37:31] Somebody, you can tell.

Speaker4: [01:37:32] What am I going to date a fucking six?

Speaker8: [01:37:34] No, I mean.

Speaker1: [01:37:34] I mean, the guy texting. I mean the guy chatting all about me.

Speaker8: [01:37:37] Fuck him. Yes. Yes, exactly. No.

Speaker4: [01:37:41] I don't have any kids. Steven. I don't know how you guys do it, man. I just.

Speaker8: [01:37:46] It's.

Speaker1: [01:37:46] It's tough, but you have to. In other words, either you both work or you both work. You are now. You are now in charge of the home. That is your job. You don't expect you can't come home and, you know, explore these wealth creating opportunities. If you have to get up in the middle of the night, you have to work in the morning. You can't put the toddlers down and take a nap for two hours if you have to make dinner, if you now have to take care of the house and the and this is a problem, too. This is why young men don't want to get married. And this is one thing I said last week and I got a lot of feedback saying this is absolutely true. If you get into an argument with your wife and your wife says you're not fulfilling, insert whatever obligation here. In other words, if she says you're not making enough money, you know you're not you haven't asked for that promotion. You can never retort with what she will always use. If you say, well, you know what, I come home and you're not cooking or the house is a mess. And she goes, So am I. What am I your maid? Am I your chef? Right. A woman never has to worry about being accused of sexism if she has requests of her husband. And she should. If a man has requests of her wife, according to the unwritten agreement, they are always gun shy of being accused of being misogynist and chauvinist. So you need to have that conversation with your wife and understand that you either both work at an office or you both work. You go to an office or a business and your wife works at home. That's the only way it works.

Speaker4: [01:38:57] That's called equality.

Speaker1: [01:38:58] Yes, exactly. That is equality. So.

Speaker3: [01:39:01] You know, post that conversation, some of the things you mentioned, Crown Point or Crown Financial, I think is what it was. Yeah. Crown Financial. So Dave Ramsey's book's actually really helped me out as well, right. Just some basic fundamentals about getting out of debt and how to save a little bit better. You can pay stupid stuff. You can save like 50 or $60,000 on your mortgage over the life of the mortgage just by paying the same amount monthly and splitting up the payment first and 15th instead of once just on how they, you know, account for the interest. So there are a lot of little tricks like that that can help you save a lot of money and make sure that you're putting enough money aside to generate some of that wealth. Right? You don't have to just go out and go. You have to make more money now to be able to generate wealth. You can do a little bit more with what you have if you just kind of. But that still requires energy.

Speaker8: [01:39:43] The tricks. Yeah.

Speaker4: [01:39:44] And this in this tech world, I can't be sitting on the phone with fucking Verizon literally for two hours, right? Yeah. Or whatever you're trying to, you know, to sitting with George to get back a $1.58 or whatever. Yeah. You know a buck 50. She goes, it's my dollar 58. That's the point. Yeah. And you know she's, she's got a great business mind. Yeah. And she doesn't just handle the money, she can design a house. She can, she can do like I said, if I knew she was this smart, I wouldn't have fucking married her.

Speaker1: [01:40:08] No, exactly. That's a problem. You can't hide anything.

Speaker4: [01:40:10] I just want. Wanted an aerobics instructor. Kind of retarded. Just smart enough to find a way home for.

Speaker1: [01:40:15] It's like finding someone who used to be a fat chick, so they still have the low self esteem, but they don't know it. Oh, that's a unicorn.

Speaker8: [01:40:21] Unicorn. Let's be honest. Once a fat chick. Always a fat chick.

Speaker2: [01:40:25] Wow. All right, final chat.

Speaker1: [01:40:27] Thank God.

Speaker11: [01:40:28] All right. Final chat from Girl Anachronism. That's a nice.

Speaker8: [01:40:33] Name. I had that anachronism.

Speaker11: [01:40:35] Anachronism? I can't read. Anachronism.

Speaker3: [01:40:37] Anachronism? Yes.

Speaker8: [01:40:40] Jackie Chowdhry.

Speaker11: [01:40:41] At this point, how are we supposed to hold the media accountable for lying when we are ghosted on platforms and our friends across the aisle refuse to hear us out in basic discussions, even when we offer up hard facts? Well, I liked it.

Speaker1: [01:40:51] Instead of Spelling Isle with an A, you spelled it like where they make scotch.

Speaker3: [01:40:55] Also, you're canceled on platforms. Not ghosted.

Speaker1: [01:40:57] Yeah, you're not ghosted on platforms, but yeah, ghosting is what happens on your dating app.

Speaker8: [01:41:01] Yeah.

Speaker4: [01:41:02] Dirty bitches.

Speaker8: [01:41:03] Here's the thing. And we were.

Speaker1: [01:41:05] We've talked about this. We were gearing up for a lawsuit with YouTube for a very long time. Right. And then we were going, okay, this is going to have to go through the courts. And of course, the way you look at how the justice system works, we saw an opportunity with Rumble to help create an alternative, to partner with a place that can be an alternative. This is why we've been suspended on YouTube. They do not like someone siphoning viewers off somewhere else. There are alternatives now and you need to vote not just with your dollar when you're talking about a boycott. It's not just voting with your dollar. It's voting with your viewership. Right. The capital for a lot of these companies are eyeballs and ears. That's you. And if enough of you go somewhere else, then so will the advertisers. So what you can do is support these other platforms. That's why we want everyone to watch on Rumble, because I understand there's a balance. If you want to reach the unreached, like on YouTube, but at a certain point, they don't allow you to reach people. They do not allow you to speak the truth. So it's just like an investment, just like hedging your investment. It's just like hedging a bet where you make sure that you support platforms, who share your values while using the platforms provided that they are useful. And once they aren't, discard them just like they will discard you.

Speaker1: [01:42:05] But this is what I can't do it for all of you. But that's why we do what we do today. Every single point from the Washington Post and we make the references available. So it starts in your daily life. You have conversations with people on all these issues, and then it starts in your online life. A lot of people say, Oh, online is not real life. Well, just look at what happened with that with that DA. They brought up Donald Trump's tweets and truth social. It is real life and picture someone on the on the other side of that screen is someone who you would be talking to in real life and think how would I convince that person if they were here at my dinner table with the platforms, Vote with your eyes and ears. And then it starts with conversations and the Socratic method. And it is something that you have to decide to do every day, every conversation, every post on every platform. It is full steam ahead, always charge. That's the only way I know how to do it. If there's a shortcut or a life hack, I don't know it. So we'll keep doing it and hopefully enough of you join up with us. Louder with crowder.com/mug club. You are an army and we're glad to have another general here. We will see you tomorrow, 10 a.m. Eastern.