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[00:00:03] Making your way in the world today.

Speaker1: [00:00:06] Takes everything you've got. Taking a break from all your worries.

[00:00:11] Sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get? Where everybody knows your name. They're always glad you came. You want to be where you can see our troubles all wrong. You want to be where everybody knows your name. I know people on. You want to go where? Everybody knows your. Come.

Steven: [00:01:38] Well, thanks for spoiling it. Keith and Kevin. I was going to be the big reveal as to who's in third chair. Hey, man, shut up. All right, well, you guys know we're here, but look, so glad to be with you. It is a month of free mug club with credit.com. Slash mug club. Head on over there all month. It is free. You don't need to enter your credit card info. And of course, all the stuff we can't say on YouTube today, we're going to be talking about a lot. I don't know if you know this. Aoc just created a TikTok. Really? Yeah. But I have my suspicions because she's also sleeping with Eric Swalwell. We'll be talking about Donald Trump, his rally, his rally. I don't know if you know this. People are saying he has a new national anthem, a January 6th national anthem. That's what the media is claiming, a spoiler. It's not true. Kanye West loves the Jews. Again, digital blackface is a thing. And we're going to do a deep dive here today. Npr just stood before an international athletic committee saying that there is limited science proving that men, biological men have an advantage over women in sports. Now, I know it seems like a retread because we've done this quite a few times, but we've mainly in the past, gotten into sort of the biological realities, you know, bone, mineral density, wingspan, muscle mass. Today we actually have some comparisons of men in women's sports. I guess you would call that in vitro. We have results. We have results. So we'll be talking about that and more. And the question of the day is who should police all of the digital blackface out there, the gifts? I'm thinking Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is what I'm thinking. Comment below. Hit the Like button helps with all the algorithms And.

Speaker3: [00:03:11] Gerald, a CEO and how are you, sir? I am.

Gerald: [00:03:14] Doing well. How are you? I'm good. I didn't I hadn't seen the end of the Cheers intro. I love it. It's good.

Steven: [00:03:21] By the way, we need to call Mr. Guns and Gear.

Gerald: [00:03:23] Why did we need to do ten takes? It seems like we nailed it on take one.

Steven: [00:03:26] Yeah, I know. But, you know, I needed to get my palms warmed up. Thank you. Your face did it well. And you know them. You love them. They haven't been here in a while, but we're glad to have them. The Hodge twins, Keith and Kevin are in third chair today. How are you guys?

Hodge Twins: [00:03:37] How are we doing? Great. Thank you for having us. Thanks for.

Speaker3: [00:03:39] Being here. Now let the.

Steven: [00:03:40] Audience know which one's Keith. Which one's Kevin?

Hodge Twins: [00:03:42] I think I'm Keith. Okay, Kevin, you dumb fuck. Everybody gets us song. I don't know anymore.

Steven: [00:03:50] What are we.

Speaker3: [00:03:51] What are we plugging for them.

Steven: [00:03:51] Do we have a What is it? Is it your merch? Yeah.

Hodge Twins: [00:03:54] We got a contest going to. They can always support us at official hodgetwins.com. But if you buy within the next seven days you enter to win our new giveaway which is a it's a jeep. It's a jeep. It's a jeep. Oh really. Oh yeah. It's going to be like a seven feet and it's not a scam. I know y'all think they're black. That's a scam.

Steven: [00:04:12] They're not really black. But we digitize the face. Yes. Which we'll be talking.

Hodge Twins: [00:04:16] Yeah. This is black face sitting right here.

Steven: [00:04:20] So. And of course, you can hit the rumble button, comment, all that stuff. But please just remember, we're not going to be self-censoring anymore. The goal here is a mass exodus off of YouTube. We want to keep the momentum going from last week. You guys proved that YouTube is not the only game in town. So if you see this on screen, it means that what you're not seeing on YouTube is on Rumble. This is the YouTube dump button. It's all right. And with the Hodgetwins. I bet we'll be using that a lot.

Gerald: [00:04:48] Just hovering above the button.

Hodge Twins: [00:04:51] Yes. Like just the whole time.

Steven: [00:04:55] All right. I don't know if you guys saw this, but here's our first story after winning. Surprisingly, she's over the age of 40, so. Or is Don Lemon would say gross? Yeah.

Speaker3: [00:05:06] Holly Holm, it's Don Lemon.

Steven: [00:05:08] He's like women out there. All women are out of their prime for lemon.

Hodge Twins: [00:05:12] Ain't that the truth? Yeah.

Steven: [00:05:14] It's like, why do we care what Don Lemon says? He'd prefer a lemon party. So Holly Holm actually called out in her UFC win and credit to the UFC. They didn't try and sanitize this. They didn't try and get rid of it. A lot of sports organizations would, where she called out the sexualising of children.

[00:05:29] So props something that's been on my heart and I feel if I have the platform to say it, I need to say it.

Speaker6: [00:05:35] I just feel it's really sad. All the sexualization of our children right now and we.

[00:05:39] Need to protect them, whatever that. Continue to do anything we can to help.

Speaker7: [00:05:46] Congratulations on a sensational victory, ladies and gentlemen. Holly, the preacher's daughter.

Steven: [00:05:53] Now, once upon a time, that would have been met with. From everybody. Yes. Yeah, of course. But of course, some people have been outraged saying this is not true. There is no sexualization of children taking place, which, you know, is an argument.

Hodge Twins: [00:06:06] Yeah, it's a horrible.

Steven: [00:06:08] I mean, you know, sometimes we sit here you go. Oh, hold on a second. Is this is it gaslighting?

Speaker3: [00:06:12] Because what what.

Steven: [00:06:13] Could possibly give Holly Holm the idea that children are being sexualized? Mm. Now, all kidding aside, that's horrible for that young man's knees.

Gerald: [00:06:43] That's. Yeah.

Hodge Twins: [00:06:45] That was a man.

Steven: [00:06:46] That was a young boy. Yeah. He's going to need ACL reconstruction.

Hodge Twins: [00:06:49] You saw all those guys are looking at him. Yeah. Don't tell him. I see guys looking at somebody like us in a strip club. Yeah, exactly.

Gerald: [00:06:54] No, exactly. I was about to say, I've never seen so many pedophiles gathered in one place. It seems like we know how to catch them.

Speaker3: [00:06:59] Yeah, I mean, you'd.

Steven: [00:07:00] Actually probably find less pedophiles than a NAMBLA conference. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hodge Twins: [00:07:04] That kid is definitely tossing salads. Well.

Steven: [00:07:06] Okay, you too. Dumb.

Gerald: [00:07:07] But it works at Salon, correct?

Speaker3: [00:07:10] Correct.

Steven: [00:07:11] Yeah. Look, this is one of those things. It's just imagine just having a young girl who's not transgender doing that. Yeah, Yeah. I mean. I mean, you guys have daughters. What would you do if you felt. Let alone if she was an adult? Right? It used to be you were a failure as a father. If you found your daughter on the pole, you know, through college. Yeah. Now you find your son on the pole when you know he's watching Sesame Street. That's true.

Gerald: [00:07:31] Well, let me go back to one thing, Holly. You said we all used to go like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Even further. We never used to have to say that, right? You never used to have to say, Guys, I really think I need to use my platform here to say that we should stop sexualizing children. And it was assumed. Yeah.

Steven: [00:07:45] And I want you guys to everyone out there comment below again whether on YouTube, whether you're on Rumble, hit the like button. But here's the thing. People often say, okay, what is the line in the sand? Well, you have Assistant Health Secretary Rachel Levine, you know, Slimer in chief, Admiral Rear Admiral saying the wheels will turn on admiral, The wheels will turn on this. Right. The wheels will turn. Everyone will accept it. This is mainstream. This is leftist. These are the people in charge of who they're in charge of these policies. Let's be honest about it. What's your line in the sand? I think the second they start coming for your children considering it, child abuse, if you don't allow your children to transition, that is that's a line in the sand. If you are a father, if you are a mother and you do not fight for your children.

Speaker3: [00:08:26] Are you saying physical?

Steven: [00:08:27] If someone shows up at your house to say, we are taking your kids so that they can get a sex change operation? I can't think of a greater evil that the United States government could commit against its own people. But that's me. Mr. Traditional.

Hodge Twins: [00:08:39] Yeah, that's just too much common sense right there.

Steven: [00:08:42] It's well, you know, that's what we used to refer to it. Now we refer to it as hate.

Hodge Twins: [00:08:46] Yeah, but they said that's a permanent boy. I mean, that girl. That's affirmative. If you don't let them do it, he's going to kill himself.

Gerald: [00:08:52] Yeah, well, it's like the stats are the same both ways. You let them do it. The suicide rate is incredibly high. You don't let them do it. The suicide rates, incredibly, it doesn't change. Right now, The only.

Steven: [00:09:00] Thing he killed were those splits. Come on. That was impressive.

Hodge Twins: [00:09:03] It him kneecaps.

Gerald: [00:09:04] My gosh.

Steven: [00:09:05] For crying out loud, that kid's going to be like an NFL foot by the time he's 12. He's going to have knee replacements. And on YouTube we might be in more trouble for saying he, right? Oh, that's true. Think about that for a second. That's considered more offensive than what you just actually saw.

Hodge Twins: [00:09:20] Worse force and speech, too. Yeah. Yeah, of course it is. I mean, but that kid bent over in a sexual position. Yeah. It's like. The hell's wrong with these people? Yeah, well.

Steven: [00:09:31] I mean, I think we're past that, and it's. It's proactive.

Hodge Twins: [00:09:33] Lying. It's called liberalism. Yes. It's called Democrats.

Steven: [00:09:37] Yeah, She got the Rachel. No, not Rachel Levine. What's her name? Rachel Dolezal. Hair, too. Yeah. So, by.

Speaker3: [00:09:42] The way, how is that not cultural appropriation? The braids, We just cheer it when it's a child. Totally fine at that point. I don't understand the rules. Maybe you guys Nice braids, though.

Hodge Twins: [00:09:49] Yeah.

Steven: [00:09:50] It looks like you went on a shitty cruise.

Speaker3: [00:09:54] If you go on a cruise or you go to wherever.

Steven: [00:09:56] It is and you come back with those crappy little beads in your hair, you deserve to die alone. Okay. Speaking of deserving to die alone, not deserving to die, but deserving to die a lonely death. Hopefully the result of natural causes, though far more likely to be hit by a car. Let's be honest.

Speaker3: [00:10:11] I have to look both ways. Aoc just posted her first TikTok.

Steven: [00:10:16] First TikTok. Let me set this up to.

Speaker3: [00:10:19] You know, people say, oh, conservatives are pro free speech.

Steven: [00:10:21] Until something they don't know TikTok. We're talking about spyware. We're talking about espionage from a foreign government, the single greatest enemy in national security threat of the United States has. You understand that, right? It's not that we don't like that people are doing crazy trans stuff on TikTok, though. That, too, because they're indoctrinating your children. It's the fact that it is not safe, that this can be used against Americans as a modern form of information weapon. You see the difference, right? You understand like when they say, oh.

Speaker3: [00:10:46] Conservatives want to ban books? Well, no, no, no.

Steven: [00:10:47] You want to ban To Kill a mockingbird because or you want to ban Huck Finn because you think it's racist. We want to ban pornography for children. So I hope you I hope I've clarified that for you.

Speaker3: [00:10:58] Back to AOC.

Steven: [00:11:00] Googly as we refer to her.

Speaker3: [00:11:01] Oh, yeah, A bitch. She posted to TikTok the first debate. Thank you. Yakuza, her first TikTok Sunday.

Steven: [00:11:13] To argue against banning the Chinese spyware tool. Again, sleeping with Eric Swalwell.

Speaker8: [00:11:19] Now, this week, the CEO of TikTok came and testified before Congress as there is growing rumblings and discussion over a nationwide ban on the app. Do I believe TikTok should be banned? No.

Steven: [00:11:32] Yeah. Oh, by the way, I don't know if you know this, but she also said that she she experienced a bomb threat three seconds after. Really? Yeah. She hid under her desk. Oh. So she claimed the United States needs stricter policing of data. That's all they need. And she said that a ban. And it's kind of funny when you hear the words un-American come out of AOC's mouth because I thought she was like a mascot. I thought she was sponsored by, you know, un-American Cola, her jersey. She said a ban would be un-American.

Speaker8: [00:11:58] It just doesn't feel right to me. And additionally, this case to be made to the public, we are a government by the people and for the people.

Speaker3: [00:12:08] You know, here's the thing. Politically, you.

Steven: [00:12:10] Used to be told like, hey, you know what? Don't say if you just feel like something isn't right and you have no substantiation, just don't say it publicly. It just doesn't feel right. Typically, people want to believe that it's based on some sort of data or it's some sort of, you know, some sort of like, you know, facts, some factual basis or policy. So just don't say it doesn't. Now, I'm.

Speaker3: [00:12:26] Going to say it doesn't feel right.

Steven: [00:12:28] I go with my I go with my gut. Well, you act.

Gerald: [00:12:30] Like she's, you know, a national leader of some sort and she should have higher standards.

Steven: [00:12:34] Yeah, she should also. I don't trust her gut.

Hodge Twins: [00:12:36] Yeah. Nope. And plus, conservatives don't have a voice on TikTok. They banned us. Oh, they banned us two, three, four times.

Speaker3: [00:12:41] Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hodge Twins: [00:12:42] They banned us. As long as you're a little kid and you're affirming yourself as the opposite, sex is fine. But as soon as you say you stress one opinion, they remove.

Steven: [00:12:49] It'll be hilarious if you get the NAACP and sue them for racism. What? Seriously?

Hodge Twins: [00:12:55] Yes. Oh, they took away my black card. I was going to cry, but. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Steven: [00:12:58] I'll foot the bill. You want to hire the NAACP?

Speaker3: [00:13:01] Let's do it. You want to sue TikTok? Do you want to? Tiktok? Let's do it. You want to do it? No. No, I won't. You get you black lawyer. A black lawyer. Guys, come on, Comment below. Do you want to see them? Sue? Tick tock. Right. Tick tock with the NAACP for racism, because what they have.

Steven: [00:13:15] Done is lascivious. It's insidious.

Speaker3: [00:13:18] Yeah, outrageous. It's oppression. Yes. I have a dream today.

Hodge Twins: [00:13:23] I have a dream.

Speaker3: [00:13:24] That dream, Keith and or.

Hodge Twins: [00:13:26] Kevin Tran's videos on TikTok.

Speaker3: [00:13:29] Yes. That I will not. You will not be judged by the color of your skin, but by the efficacy of your medical dilator and your fake snatch. Yes. Hello, Preacher. Have a dream today.

Hodge Twins: [00:13:41] Man. You blacker than I am. That's all the squats, that digital blackface.

Speaker3: [00:13:50] Here's the thing, though. Maybe AOC has a point. If we ban TikTok.

Steven: [00:13:53] We'll miss out on.

Speaker3: [00:13:54] Gems like this.

Speaker9: [00:13:55] I know there are a lot of new drivers out there, and I learned the more you know, the better. So consider this a little PSA. If you could work super early in the morning like I do and it's dark outside and you can't see. I noticed today that if I take off my sunglasses, I can actually see better. And then the sunglass holder, if you put that up, it lets more light in. And then guys, get this. If you turn on the overhead light, you can read if you want to. But me reading. Who are we kidding?

Speaker10: [00:14:28] Hey, that's same. Yeah.

Steven: [00:14:33] It took me a while to realize that that wasn't just AOC with like, the exposure overly adjusted. I think it exposes the problem. Yeah. Yeah, I think so, too. I just need to get rid of it. That's the theme of this show is Exposure Trans Con with the Jews, TikTok. It's all about exposure, kids. It's all exposure.

Gerald: [00:14:47] It's a redemption story.

Steven: [00:14:48] Yeah, Look, TikTok, we are going to sue them, by the way. We are going to sue them for you, Keith and Kim, That's going to be hilarious. Thank you. Yeah, I think it's going to be fun.

Hodge Twins: [00:14:55] I mean, you know, good white people helping black man.

Speaker3: [00:14:58] Yeah, Yeah. It's like roots.

Steven: [00:15:00] Only. We're giving you money.

Speaker3: [00:15:02] Tie you up against the post, like, take my millions of dollars, boy. No Sue TikTok. I can't. All right, So did you guys see this in the media?

Steven: [00:15:14] Was going absolutely nuts about this. And this is another example of I thought that I must have missed something because this was this was trending right now on Twitter, the Waco rally Saturday, which was a huge success. Look, the people may try and say that it's not, but again, they hold Donald Trump to a different standard as far as the audience, the size of the crowd. Compare it to Joe Biden, compare it to Kamala Harris. Oh, gosh. Compared to anyone, it was a sizable crowd. And then the media said that the audience and I was reading this and then I watched the clip and I thought, I must be watching a doctored clip or there must be another clip. They've been now claiming that there's a rendition, which is a January 6th anthem, and Donald Trump took part. So Twitter leftist, that's his official credential. Brian Tyler Cohen, he tweeted out, here is Trump and his supporters yesterday in Waco with their hands over their hearts.

Speaker3: [00:16:02] While a pro January.

Steven: [00:16:03] 6th insurrection anthem, not the United States national anthem plays the screen, is playing footage of MAGA insurrectionists attacking.

Speaker3: [00:16:11] The Capitol.

Steven: [00:16:12] They are embracing violence.

Speaker3: [00:16:13] And he then said cutting out parts of the US anthem to replace it with.

Steven: [00:16:17] Trump's own words. Right. This is what they said. So this is the.

Speaker3: [00:16:20] January 6th national anthem, which I thought, well, that would be a.

Steven: [00:16:23] Problem, right? Of course, if there was a new song. Yeah, right.

Speaker3: [00:16:25] Here's the actual video. And the moment that this.

Steven: [00:16:29] Whiny little bitch is talking about what.

[00:16:31] So proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming.

Speaker11: [00:16:43] I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America.

Speaker12: [00:16:51] The moon is red stripes.

[00:16:53] And bright stars through the perilous fight.

Speaker3: [00:17:02] So I know what you're thinking.

Steven: [00:17:03] Okay.

Speaker3: [00:17:04] That's it. That's it. It's the national anthem with the verse of Pledge of Allegiance. I mean, that's not even what a hip hop.

Steven: [00:17:12] Artist would refer to as a remix.

Speaker13: [00:17:13] Right?

Speaker3: [00:17:14] This is considered.

Steven: [00:17:16] Incitement. So do you understand the fight? Like hell when they try to say Donald Trump said fight like hell, That was incitement to violence.

Speaker3: [00:17:21] It doesn't matter what he does. They'll claim it's an incitement to violence. That's the national anthem and the Pledge of Allegiance, by the way, both of which the left hates.

Gerald: [00:17:28] Yeah. Now, they are Trump's own words.

Speaker3: [00:17:30] Yes, that is true. He did speak the Pledge of Allegiance.

Steven: [00:17:34] He did?

Gerald: [00:17:34] Yes. He pledged his allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, which we all did, I think, as children in class.

Hodge Twins: [00:17:39] But that's been banned in school. Right. So I see the point. Well, we.

Speaker3: [00:17:43] Can you believe that they labeled that That's they.

Steven: [00:17:45] Say that's a January 6th anthem.

Hodge Twins: [00:17:48] I'm speechless. I would say.

Speaker3: [00:17:50] I thought if I read it and I.

Steven: [00:17:52] Had a research, I'm going, there must be something else. Like I must I.

Speaker3: [00:17:54] Must be missing something. Like what? Was there.

Steven: [00:17:55] Another one? Did they have like Lil Wayne come out and say, you asked.

Speaker3: [00:17:57] Donald Sterling the capital? Yeah, something like No, nothing.

Gerald: [00:18:00] No, no, no. You asked the team. You're like, Guys, guys, am I missing something here? Like, is there something else maybe that they played right after this?

Speaker3: [00:18:06] As a matter of fact, I like that version. I think we should do that at every push. Smash the rumble button. Right now, if you're watching and you actually like that anthem, I think it's a combination of two things, which makes it a better thing.

Speaker14: [00:18:16] People did like it actually, because on Variety, January 6th, Prison Choir, Justice for All single featuring Donald Trump reaches number one on iTunes, January 6th.

Speaker13: [00:18:25] Prison Choir Prison.

Speaker3: [00:18:27] Yes. They want you to think that.

Steven: [00:18:29] It's someone singing the national anthem being raped in a federal penitentiary.

Gerald: [00:18:34] It's Whoopi Goldberg actually leading the choir.

Speaker3: [00:18:36] I watched that. And then I thought, American history X Oh, it's just the national anthem. It's easy to mistake it. And this is where they're not there's no longer a.

Steven: [00:18:46] Claim to ignorance.

Speaker3: [00:18:47] Right? This is clearly lying. They are clearly gaslighting you. They clearly think that you are dumb. If they actually believe that you.

Steven: [00:18:55] Will buy that. That is.

Speaker3: [00:18:57] January.

Hodge Twins: [00:18:58] Correction. They don't think we're stupid. They think their constituents are stupid. Yes, that's.

Gerald: [00:19:02] True. A lot of times they're spot on. Yes. With their constituents, not ours.

Hodge Twins: [00:19:08] Fucking idiots. But you know.

Gerald: [00:19:12] I bet you the video they were showing to they were saying that it was January 6th. It was probably the the rally and maybe the protest and not the actual you.

Speaker3: [00:19:21] Know, I'm sure they never even showed the feds. No, no, no.

Gerald: [00:19:23] They wouldn't show the feds or the cops actually tear gassing themselves or the guy shooting Ashli Babbitt. I doubt that was on the screen, right? I don't think so. At least.

Steven: [00:19:30] Yeah, I have no.

Gerald: [00:19:31] Or the tour guide. They wouldn't show that.

Steven: [00:19:33] I very much doubt it was.

Speaker3: [00:19:34] I pledge allegiance to the QAnon shaman. Looks great.

Speaker13: [00:19:38] Guys.

Speaker3: [00:19:40] It's great. It's like Norse paganism, but cooler. So this is what the left finds wildly offensive, the national anthem and the Pledge of Allegiance.

Steven: [00:19:48] But of course, we can compare that to the well known you saw at the NFL.

Speaker3: [00:19:51] The black national anthem played at the Super Bowl.

[00:19:55] Why are you coming home? Five in. Something's going on. Can I smell you? Play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool. So what you need to do is let me smell you.

Speaker13: [00:20:11] Play ball.

Hodge Twins: [00:20:13] He's black people out of control.

Speaker13: [00:20:17] I remember when.

Speaker3: [00:20:17] I first saw it, I was like.

Steven: [00:20:18] I've heard of white people being out of touch with black American culture. But. But this is ridiculous.

Hodge Twins: [00:20:22] Yeah. Black people are a touch of culture at all.

Speaker3: [00:20:28] That is a real song, by the way. And it took a while to find because it's sung by risque, but it's not spelled correctly. No, it's not. You don't know.

Gerald: [00:20:34] How. Of course.

Hodge Twins: [00:20:37] She spelled it.

Speaker3: [00:20:39] The wrong way. I feel like I give them cover. Like now I must spell like that because it's cool. Sure. Tell me what a vowel.

Speaker13: [00:20:46] Is, Right? This motherfucker. Okay.

Steven: [00:20:50] Schoolhouse Rock bitch. Now.

Speaker3: [00:20:52] All of this is clearly. Look, this is a distraction they want you to focus on. Hold on.

Steven: [00:20:56] January.

Speaker3: [00:20:56] 6th, insurrection. Donald Trump is inciting people to violence.

Steven: [00:20:58] It's the prison anthem, says Variety, a beacon of journalism, is what this is.

Speaker3: [00:21:02] It's distraction from the crowd size, which they want to downplay. They were trying.

Steven: [00:21:06] To take pictures. I don't know if you saw.

Speaker3: [00:21:07] This as the crowd started.

Steven: [00:21:08] Shuffling in as opposed to when the crowd was at its full capacity. And, of course, the real message that Donald Trump delivered there.

Speaker13: [00:21:15] Thank you. You know.

Speaker11: [00:21:16] They have the best seat in the House. A lot of people don't know. A lot of people have been hired from sitting back there. You know that those cameras are on them. They can't see what I'm doing. They can only see me from the back. I try and turn it around. They can see my powerful shoulders. I have big things happen for that person. So congratulations. See, they may have a better seat, but I'd rather have your seat.

Speaker13: [00:21:45] Can I try.

Speaker15: [00:21:46] And turn around? Yeah. I got.

Hodge Twins: [00:21:47] Powerful shoulders.

Speaker13: [00:21:49] I got powerful.

Speaker3: [00:21:49] Shoulders and a fantastic.

Speaker13: [00:21:52] Ass.

Speaker3: [00:21:55] That's what other people would never say that. That's what people tell me. They say you're. You have the best ass.

Speaker13: [00:22:00] Frankly, I say, Shabba. They say, Oh, everyone talks about how great your ass is. I say, Stop.

Speaker3: [00:22:06] They see whatever I say.

Speaker13: [00:22:07] Okay.

Speaker3: [00:22:10] Now it was a good speech.

Steven: [00:22:11] I recommend going to to watch it. Do we know.

Gerald: [00:22:14] What the crowd size was? Do we do we have an estimate from them? I'd love to hear that. Yeah.

Steven: [00:22:17] I mean, I don't know how many it was thousands. But if it's not 50,000, if it's not, you know, a.

Gerald: [00:22:21] Giant Super Bowl, it's more than a WNBA championship game.

Speaker13: [00:22:24] Yeah.

Hodge Twins: [00:22:27] That's. That's a low blow. Yeah.

Speaker3: [00:22:30] It's a low bar.

Gerald: [00:22:32] It's both.

Speaker3: [00:22:32] Yeah. I don't. Who doesn't want to watch a.

Steven: [00:22:34] Court littered with weaves now?

Speaker13: [00:22:40] Gosh.

Hodge Twins: [00:22:42] I'm just waiting for that weave to fall out one game.

Speaker3: [00:22:44] Yeah, it does.

Steven: [00:22:45] Every game. Yeah. Someone. Someone. But it doesn't fall out. It's pulled out.

Speaker3: [00:22:49] It's always a bad sign when you're Howard Cosell.

Steven: [00:22:52] Of the NBA. Instead of providing commentary, just yelling WorldStar, WorldStar.

Speaker3: [00:22:59] All right, let's move on to Kanye, huh? Did you guys see this Kanye his Instagram post on Saturday?

Hodge Twins: [00:23:05] Yeah, I saw that. He's down with the Jews again. He likes.

Speaker3: [00:23:07] The Jews.

Steven: [00:23:08] Yeah, he likes the Jews now. Strange, but for reasons that. Look, I.

Speaker3: [00:23:11] Think the why matters and the.

Steven: [00:23:13] Why here is not great. So in an Instagram post on it was Saturday, Kanye said he no longer hates Jews because of Jonah Hill.

Speaker3: [00:23:24] See, the funny thing is, when I see Jonah.

Steven: [00:23:26] Hill, I have to fight any type of urge for anti-Semitism because I know it's wrong. It's true. But he just and I realize it's not all Jews, it's just Jonah Hill.

Speaker3: [00:23:37] But he said.

Steven: [00:23:40] He Instagrammed this out.

Speaker3: [00:23:42] He said watching Jonah Hill in 21 Jump Street made me like Jewish people again. Ha! No one should take anger against 1 or 2 individuals and transform that into hatred towards millions of innocent people. That's what we were saying this whole time. No, you didn't. I found out myself. Praise be the most high me. No Christian can be labeled a anti-Semite. No. When Jesus was a Jew. Thank you, Jonah Hill. I love you. Uh.

Hodge Twins: [00:24:12] So Kanye is just one bad Jewish move away from hating Jewish people. Hey, I got to move it for you. Passing of the Christ. It's got a whole lot of Jews in it.

Speaker3: [00:24:22] Well, it's funny, because unfortunately.

Steven: [00:24:24] After this, which we thought, hey, there's some great progress made, this was followed by him watching 22 Jump Street and he immediately put Mel Gibson on.

Speaker3: [00:24:30] Retainer. Whoa. What? What? What is this? Why do we. Let's stop? Mel, I don't even know why we have.

Steven: [00:24:37] Him in the studio.

Speaker3: [00:24:38] Just smile and blow me. No, no, that's not it. You don't.

Speaker13: [00:24:46] Wow.

Hodge Twins: [00:24:48] You should have put the packer ends now.

Steven: [00:24:50] Oh, it's. The show's not yet done.

Speaker3: [00:24:53] By the way. You get a month of free mug club.com/mug club. You can.

Steven: [00:24:57] Comment below. We're going to be getting into the.

Gerald: [00:25:01] It's appropriate.

Speaker3: [00:25:02] And you don't have to enter your credit card.

Steven: [00:25:03] Info at the end of this month. Then, of course, it's the only thing that keeps this going. Other shows you have Nick DiPaolo. We have Jim Breuer special coming up. We have Brian Cowan starting his show. We have the Friday show. We are continually growing it. And thank you so much for everything that you've done here this last couple of weeks. Let's try and build some let's try and build some real momentum with that.

Speaker3: [00:25:17] Okay. Now let's move on to.

Speaker13: [00:25:19] Let's talk about I.

Speaker3: [00:25:19] Don't want to talk about it, but it's okay. But it's not okay. But it's okay. Digital blackface is a thing. It is. Did you guys been seeing this? Do you guys do you guys get. Here's a genuine question.

Hodge Twins: [00:25:28] I've been noticing you white people doing that. Yes.

Gerald: [00:25:31] Before us. How you feel.

Steven: [00:25:33] Before you guys came out of the closet as more conservative. Right. If you were to see, for example, someone voicing a white person, voicing a black character in a cartoon, was that something that you would be offended by?

Hodge Twins: [00:25:44] I thought it was funny.

Speaker3: [00:25:46] Yeah. I just I think this is one of the most we really are fabric. I don't know if I just read an article on.

Steven: [00:25:50] Medium crosswalks are now racist how.

Speaker3: [00:25:53] They said I had it was a black author writer whatever.

Steven: [00:25:56] And he said I had to tell my young I had to tell my son to wait for the white man to give him permission to walk.

Speaker3: [00:26:02] He's green. No, he's white. You're colorblind. Yes. I thought it was green and red. White, red. Well, this backfired quickly. No, they're like, we have to ask for a white man permission. It's a light up. You can't light up what's going to be a black light. Everyone's teeth are going to be glowing like Ross Geller.

Speaker13: [00:26:19] Yeah.

Hodge Twins: [00:26:19] I just think black people are just too sensitive.

Speaker3: [00:26:22] I don't think it's black people. I think it's.

Steven: [00:26:23] White bitches who tell black people to be.

Speaker3: [00:26:25] Sensitive.

Hodge Twins: [00:26:26] But, you know, black people fall for it. Like we did a video about this one girl on TikTok. She was crying. She thought they was bringing back blackface. They was bringing back Jim Crow. What was it, Mississippi? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, black people are gullible. Really. She was crying and everything.

Speaker3: [00:26:40] She thought they were bringing back Jim Crow.

Hodge Twins: [00:26:42] We did a bit on. She was crying. Said I was like, Huh? Tell me your stupid without telling me you're stupid. She was flat out crying. They're bringing back Jim Crow. Well, I thought it was funny, but I was like, You stupid.

Speaker3: [00:26:56] Oh, so it's not real.

Steven: [00:26:58] I just. No, I just. Getting my hopes up. No. God, it's nuts.

Hodge Twins: [00:27:02] Yeah.

Steven: [00:27:02] So digital blackface is a new thing. So over the weekend, CNN alerted the American public. Thank God.

Gerald: [00:27:06] Oh, CNN. Yeah. Intrepid reporter.

Steven: [00:27:09] That's what you hear now on a regular basis versus.

Gerald: [00:27:12] Oh.

Speaker3: [00:27:12] Cnn. Thank the Lord you're here. They alerted the American public.

Steven: [00:27:18] To digital blackface, which, by the way, is when to hear CNN. I think we have them, CNN, a clip of them explaining it before I read the.

Hodge Twins: [00:27:28] There you go.

Speaker13: [00:27:29] Oh, wow.

Speaker3: [00:27:30] Oh, that's the Canadian.

Steven: [00:27:31] News Network.

Gerald: [00:27:31] Right? Different.

Hodge Twins: [00:27:32] Not the Canadian news.

Speaker3: [00:27:35] So CNN, they also don't tip. Cnn said white people co-opt online.

Steven: [00:27:40] Expressions of black imagery, slang catchphrases or culture to convey comic relief or express emotions. And then someone wrote in Teen Vogue, why this matters.

Speaker3: [00:27:49] And again, this is what your kids are being bombarded with.

Steven: [00:27:51] Bombarded with, bombarded, with, bombarded with. This is why racial division is at an all time high in our I shouldn't say all time at a two generational high in our country right now. It is definitively a more racist country than it was when we were being raised. This is why. Because you're being bombarded with racism all the time and being told that everyone is racist. Look to black people watching. Okay. The nine of you know, we actually get a surprising amount of black people who watch like in New York and Los Angeles, like black people. Black people are inherently far more conservative than white suburban women. And then they often vote Democrat. And that's changing. But if you are being told constantly that this is racist, black people never would have thought of this as racist as a general rule.

Speaker3: [00:28:30] Why? Because it.

Steven: [00:28:31] Required white authors and.

Speaker3: [00:28:32] Commentators to tell.

Steven: [00:28:33] Them that it's racist. Yeah. Unbelievable. I really I do worry for, you know, I worry for my children that they're going to be raised in a white son is going to be blamed for something that he never did. Right. Yeah. And you're going to have a black daughter being praised for something that she was just born with. Well, and.

Gerald: [00:28:47] It's not only that you're basically telling your white children that everything that they do is wrong and racist and that they're to blame for all of society's ills. And then you're going to point out every day little things like this using a gif of somebody who's very expressive and very funny. And that's an example of your racism. It's like, Yeah, well, you're just you're just done at that point.

Speaker3: [00:29:06] Yes. Here's the thing.

Steven: [00:29:07] Black, like, overly zealous black people are funny. They're funny.

Speaker3: [00:29:10] Funny. You see? Like a black reaction. Yeah, they're hilarious. Yeah. I mean.

Steven: [00:29:13] There's a reason that, like, I mean, going to black church is funnier than often going to white comedy showcases.

Hodge Twins: [00:29:20] It's kind of scary, too.

Speaker3: [00:29:21] It is scary too. Yeah, but it is. They're very this is the thing. It's and by the way, this.

Steven: [00:29:25] Does stem from being a very verbal culture. Strong families for a very long time. Right. Passing down stories. It was storytelling and some of that. Yeah. You can say, hey, maybe I had to do with literacy back in the day where a lot of them couldn't write, so they really had to develop a verbal acuity. And look, comedy is a perfect example. If you look at stand up comedy, you look at the top five, you're going to have at least close to half of them, or top ten are going to be black. You're going have Richard Pryor number one on almost every single list. And in that list, you are definitely going to have Dave Chappelle. You going to have Chris Rock. You're going to have Dave Chappelle, Chris Rock. I'm trying to. I just I get the.

Speaker13: [00:29:56] Horse wins the twins.

Speaker3: [00:29:59] Eddie Murphy. Right. You're going to have this everywhere because it's a meritocracy and black people are funny. Is that racist? Not all black people. I have a black guy who lives next to me.

Steven: [00:30:09] He's not funny at all. He goes golfing and his wife is into ceramics.

Speaker3: [00:30:12] She has a kiln. Actually, he is pretty funny. One time he said, I walked by, I said, Hey, what is what?

Steven: [00:30:16] He loves Joe Louis. He's like, Man, that's.

Speaker3: [00:30:18] A good dog. He's just a big Marmaduke. And then he talks like.

Speaker13: [00:30:22] That, too.

Speaker3: [00:30:23] He does, but he's just the golf shirt. And he goes, I go, What's that there? And it's like.

Steven: [00:30:28] She goes, he goes, That's.

Speaker3: [00:30:29] A kiln. I go, he goes, Yeah, my wife, my, my wife's into ceramics. And he goes, that thing gets up to I don't know what it is. Someone can fact check me here. I think said that gets up to over 1000 degrees. He says I shouldn't I don't want to give a no ideas but I tell her, you know she ever want to make me disappear, toss my body in. I was like, But, you know, then she started looking at me. I don't you know, I don't come home. I don't take out the trash talk.

Speaker13: [00:30:50] Look at me. I'm like, Hey.

Speaker3: [00:30:53] I've never once had an interaction with a white stranger that was that entertaining.

Speaker13: [00:30:59] Yeah.

Gerald: [00:31:00] This is a compliment. You are funnier. You're more.

Speaker3: [00:31:02] He's my favorite neighbor, so that's perfect. He always says.

Steven: [00:31:04] Hi. He always.

Speaker3: [00:31:05] Says hi.

Steven: [00:31:06] You know, sometimes. And if he's having a bad day, he still takes the time.

Speaker3: [00:31:08] Like if it's a white woman having a bad day, you say, hi. She's like, What? You want to rape me? Now? You're like, Oh my God, it's a black person. I said, like, Hey, man, how you. And he goes, You know, it is. It is what it is how it is, You know, I don't. But hopefully I don't see your I.

Steven: [00:31:24] Don't see your foot just.

Speaker3: [00:31:26] In a kiln. So Teen.

Steven: [00:31:30] Vogue writer Lauren Michele said.

Speaker3: [00:31:34] The weight of reaction giving period rests on our shoulders intertwined. This proliferation of our images with the other ones were as likely to see death looped over and over, and the Internet becomes an exhausting experience. So, okay, we've equated.

Steven: [00:31:49] The gif of a funny black.

Speaker3: [00:31:50] Lady or that funny kid from.

Steven: [00:31:52] Africa. You know what? I was doing this like bitch.

Speaker3: [00:31:55] We've equated that with Black Death looped over and over. I've seen many black gifs. I've never seen one.

Steven: [00:32:01] Of black people being killed over and over.

Gerald: [00:32:02] I haven't either, neither.

Speaker3: [00:32:03] And I don't think anyone would be a fan of that.

Steven: [00:32:05] Yeah, and here's the thing. I guess whites could agree to not use digital blackface if, by the way, this goes both ways. Black Americans agree to stop making digital white face posts.

Speaker3: [00:32:15] So. No, no.

Steven: [00:32:16] No, no. Well, maybe. But no.

Speaker3: [00:32:20] You guys can come. And if you're listening on audio, that.

Steven: [00:32:22] Makes no sense at all. And I don't know if we need to hit Rumble, but I do not care. Head on over. Rumble. Youtube's not.

Speaker3: [00:32:29] Fun anymore. We may even just stop streaming.

Steven: [00:32:30] To YouTube altogether. Eventually, I.

Gerald: [00:32:32] Think at some point we're going to have to. Eventually.

Steven: [00:32:33] We probably will. Yeah. What do you guys think about the digital blackface thing? And I'm asking you because you're black.

Hodge Twins: [00:32:39] It's just I mean, I've never been offended by anything like that. I mean, black people. I mean, I see funny white reactions. I see funny black, I see funny Chinese reactions. It's just just a fake outrage. Real digital blackface would be taking those old minstrel shows and putting them up like that. Yeah, that would be actually digital blackface. Remember when.

Speaker3: [00:32:57] We got in trouble for Was.

Steven: [00:32:59] It? Wait, which. Which one of you dressed up like Michael Clarke Duncan and Green Mile? Yeah, it.

Hodge Twins: [00:33:03] Was. Yeah. I still get emails of it.

Speaker3: [00:33:06] Can someone, someone find that clip or an image? So we did a parody of.

Hodge Twins: [00:33:09] Know you going to show it again.

Speaker3: [00:33:11] But here's the thing you.

Hodge Twins: [00:33:13] Asked so I'm about doing that. He was putting trying to put lipstick on me. I was like, wait a minute, my lips are pink enough.

Speaker3: [00:33:20] No, not for Michael Clarke. Duncan Yeah. So we had you dress up as Michael Clarke.

Steven: [00:33:24] Duncan doing a Green Mile parody and.

Speaker3: [00:33:25] We got talking too much. I can't believe that you would do blackface. Like he's black, he's black.

Speaker13: [00:33:30] It's blackface.

Speaker3: [00:33:31] It's blackface.

Hodge Twins: [00:33:32] I forget to ask. Y'all had him in a Klan outfit and he said, I feel uncomfortable. I said, You asshole, nobody can see your face.

Speaker13: [00:33:41] Probably. Brendan. Yeah, I.

Speaker3: [00:33:43] Know. Uncomfortable in a Klan outfit around, we're like, Wait, this is what let's think about this for a second. The left decides to be outraged for blacks. When a black man plays Michael Clarke Duncan, it is the exact equivalent to one of us getting a fake tan to play Donald Trump. Black people come in different shades. So now if we're at the level where black people cannot play other black people if they are darker, you are now saying there is a hierarchy among blacks depending on level of melanin.

Steven: [00:34:07] And that is.

Speaker3: [00:34:08] Racist. Do we have the image?

Steven: [00:34:11] Go ahead.

Gerald: [00:34:11] Jared, while they're doing that. So I actually I asked them, so you said it a minute ago, like when we were growing up. It's definitively worse than we were growing up. Like I had three black best friends over the course of my life. And as a kid did not. Gerald No, no, no. That's not like street cred. I'm just saying, like, it wasn't abnormal at all. 100%. But yet now did prison.

Speaker3: [00:34:31] Yeah, they were there.

Speaker13: [00:34:33] Prison.

Hodge Twins: [00:34:35] Not black friends.

Gerald: [00:34:36] Never came home. No.

Hodge Twins: [00:34:39] That's messed up.

Gerald: [00:34:40] I'm sorry. So this wasn't like ignorance. I didn't grow up in a white gated community. That led to this question. I actually had to ask the Hodgetwins back when we were doing the show from your house. I was like, Hey, what's the deal with blackface? Like, I don't even understand what's going on. Like, this was never a thing. Like we never even thought about this stuff. Obviously they told me about the minstrel shows. That was, well, yeah, you knew it was bad.

Steven: [00:34:58] You meant like people dressing.

Gerald: [00:34:59] Well. Yeah. I didn't know what was going on and why they were referencing it. I'm like, those are two very different things, right? This isn't like Breakfast at Tiffany's with a Chinese guy is absolutely a caricature. We're talking about somebody doing like, Tropic Thunder.

Speaker3: [00:35:09] Yeah. Where could you have possibly gotten that? I just watched Big Trouble.

Steven: [00:35:12] In Little China this weekend. And I was sitting.

Speaker3: [00:35:14] There going, oh, I wonder where they got the negative Chinese stereotypes.

Speaker13: [00:35:18] I was like, Oh.

Speaker3: [00:35:20] I need to find a woman with.

Speaker13: [00:35:21] Emerald eyes. Okay.

Speaker16: [00:35:24] The guy that blew up.

Speaker3: [00:35:27] A Chinese actor. And you know what? Not a single Chinese man was offended watching it. He didn't start a march. Yeah.

Speaker13: [00:35:36] Oh, dark.

Speaker3: [00:35:37] Magic from ancient China.

Speaker13: [00:35:39] Look at me.

Speaker3: [00:35:41] I hate this talk.

Speaker16: [00:35:42] I we got the Green Mile.

Speaker3: [00:35:45] Is it the clip or the.

Speaker16: [00:35:46] Well, I got the whole open, but I could pause it on a free. All right, let's.

Speaker3: [00:35:50] Just pause on a free.

Steven: [00:35:50] Frame. This is one of the. Yeah. Holy shit.

Hodge Twins: [00:35:53] She's you. Sorry, bastard.

Speaker3: [00:35:57] But how often are we going to get a black man who is buff enough to play Michael Clarke? Duncan, Think about it.

Speaker13: [00:36:02] But. But you're black. Yes.

Steven: [00:36:05] And that was racist. You can beat his ass after the show.

Speaker3: [00:36:07] No, You know what? You get a lot of black friends.

Steven: [00:36:11] You didn't get enough black beatings. That's your problem.

Gerald: [00:36:13] It's the Mel Gibson Easter egg there. Yes, it is.

Speaker13: [00:36:15] A crazy no, But.

Speaker3: [00:36:18] The thing is, we were sitting there like, this is hilarious. We just we were.

Steven: [00:36:20] Doing a parody of Michael Clarke Duncan. And you know what?

Speaker3: [00:36:22] That was us of the Green Mile. And that was us trying to be, you know, trying to you have a sitting prime minister of Canada. He has done blackface like 19 times. And Megyn Kelly gets fired from NBC because she said, well, this was her great sin.

Steven: [00:36:36] Megyn Kelly Right. She said, I don't think it's the same thing as blackface.

Speaker3: [00:36:39] When we were little girls, we wanted to dress up like Diana Ross because that.

Steven: [00:36:43] Was, you know, we.

Speaker3: [00:36:44] Were fans of them. It wasn't to mock her. And they said.

Steven: [00:36:46] Okay, that's insensitive and she had to leave.

Speaker3: [00:36:48] Nbc. You have It's.

Steven: [00:36:49] Not about hypocrisy. It's not about these. It's deliberately setting up a system of guidelines and rules.

Speaker3: [00:36:57] That will.

Steven: [00:36:58] Not be applied equally. Justin Trudeau I think that's a I think that's a step further. I think this is a step further than using a black emoji.

Speaker13: [00:37:06] Del Hey, did.

Hodge Twins: [00:37:10] He get reelected?

Steven: [00:37:12] Well, he just promised a bunch of free weed.

Speaker13: [00:37:13] Yeah, yeah.

Steven: [00:37:15] It always works every time. All right, so let's move on. Now. We're talking about as we talk about biological differences. And this is a thing. You don't want to be colorblind and you don't want to be color obsessed. We acknowledge that people are different. This is a way that people bond. You ever watched Don Rickles? People bond over over busting balls. People bond over joking about our differences. That's okay. No one's colorblind. I get that. But you shouldn't define someone's character by it. These should be simple rules.

Speaker3: [00:37:40] These shouldn't be difficult to navigate. It's. Oh, that guy's black. I'm. Oh, do we. Do we have a banter? Do we have a back and forth? Great. Hey, I don't hate you. And you don't hate me. Just like I don't hate my white buddy who I make fun of. Yeah, okay. There you go. Now, if someone says, hold on a second, you know, I think that Hitler was right. You will pause. I think we might have an issue.

Gerald: [00:37:58] You won't with Kanye. Well, actually, no. He's still on Jump Street. No. Yeah.

Speaker3: [00:38:02] No, he likes Jews.

Steven: [00:38:03] Again because he saw war dogs. Yeah.

Speaker3: [00:38:07] I hated the Jews then. I liked them then. I hate them now. I like them again. Huh?

Hodge Twins: [00:38:12] No, I just think he wants his contracts back.

Speaker13: [00:38:14] Exactly. I literally when I.

Gerald: [00:38:15] Read that headline, I was like, Oh, he had a conversation with Jonah Hill. Fantastic. I had no idea that it was the movie before we did this.

Steven: [00:38:22] Jonah Hill, by the way, he looked better fat. Do you notice?

Speaker3: [00:38:24] Here's something else, too, really quickly before we move on to NPR.

Steven: [00:38:27] Okay, you guys started in bodybuilding and fitness, and this is important for women out there because I had a woman complain recently. I get these messages, you know, that people send me. And occasionally one will make its way through saying, you don't know what it's like, You know, the unrealistic body standard for women. You know, you can be fat and be successful in the United States. Mentioned like Chris Farley mentioned, like John Belushi, Jonah Hill. And okay.

Speaker3: [00:38:47] You think these people.

Steven: [00:38:48] Weren't on the cover of Playgirl? They weren't.

Speaker3: [00:38:50] Sex symbols. You're making the point.

Steven: [00:38:52] For us, fat.

Speaker3: [00:38:52] Guys have to be.

Steven: [00:38:53] Talented. Fat women can be Lizzo or Tess Holliday. You have to offer nothing other than your fatness and demand that we claim your beautiful.

Speaker3: [00:39:01] There is a huge difference there.

Steven: [00:39:04] And this is just something that we kind of go along with. Oh, fat male body image. Oh, fat female body image.

Speaker3: [00:39:08] No, no. Do you also notice this in Hollywood, all the fat guys now are slimming down.

Steven: [00:39:12] And the non fat women are getting fatter, like Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen. Right. All these people, they're all losing weight for health purposes. But then Adele.

Speaker3: [00:39:20] Gets crap for losing weight for health purposes.

Steven: [00:39:22] Because most women are ballooning up like they're a Chinese spy operation.

Speaker13: [00:39:27] I can't stop.

Speaker17: [00:39:28] Eating.

Speaker13: [00:39:32] It's a vicious cycle.

Speaker3: [00:39:36] So speaking of men and women, now let's go to sports.

Steven: [00:39:38] And this is important, by the way. I think there is no more important issue of our lifetime than the idea that there is no such thing as men and women that gender doesn't exist. Why? Because mom and dads matter. Because husbands and wives matter. And being able to raise your children as you see fit, which now, of course, would be considered a hate group, a traditional nuclear, Christian American family, I think is for me, that's the most it's more important than taxes. And by the way, I also don't like paying taxes. So this ties into that. But you pay all of them. Yes, I do. Oh, I overpay them. The government owes me six figures right now. They do. They owe me. It's been a year and a half.

Gerald: [00:40:09] I thought it was seven.

Steven: [00:40:09] Actually, it was one year. It was one year, Yeah. You know, when you pay taxes, right? Quarterly. We always overpay a little bit just to be safe, you know, because they're conservative. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And then they never give it back to us.

Speaker3: [00:40:21] The refund, like, Oh, we owe it. That's an IOU, sir.

Steven: [00:40:24] That's as good as I want.

Gerald: [00:40:24] To hang on to that. Hold on to that one.

Speaker3: [00:40:25] So NPR.

Steven: [00:40:27] National Public Radio. Just so you know, last week, the World Athletics Council, they announced that there was going to be a ban on transgender. And when I say that, I mean men competing in women's sports at elite sporting events.

Speaker11: [00:40:41] The council has agreed to exclude male to female transgender athletes who have been through male puberty from female world ranking competitions from March the 31st this year. However, in order to do further research into our transgender eligibility guidelines, we will be establishing a working group whose remit will be to consult specifically with transgender athletes to seek views on competing in athletics, to review and maybe commission additional research where there is currently limited research and to put forward recommendations to council.

Steven: [00:41:20] And that clip ends with Gryffindor.

Gerald: [00:41:24] Imagine having to give that statement with a straight face like we will see if men are indeed stronger, faster and better at sports than women, Who knows? Yes.

Speaker3: [00:41:36] It remains to be.

Speaker13: [00:41:38] Seen, but we.

Speaker3: [00:41:39] Have our sneaking suspicions that those with cocks wait. Wait for it. Now go with me. Have an advantage over those with gashes.

Speaker13: [00:41:51] Stay tuned.

Hodge Twins: [00:41:53] How many women are transitioning to men in like whooping man's ass in sports?

Speaker3: [00:41:57] Maybe in wrestling because they have some extra submissions.

Steven: [00:41:59] Mother's milk.

Speaker13: [00:42:01] Oh.

Speaker3: [00:42:02] That actually happened one time.

Steven: [00:42:03] I watched a female. Anyway.

Speaker3: [00:42:06] So keep going, this.

Speaker13: [00:42:07] Guy.

Speaker3: [00:42:08] Sebastian Coe added. But we must continue to take the view that we must maintain fairness for female athletes above all other considerations. All right. So NPR was particularly mad about this, and this.

Steven: [00:42:22] Is what they claimed. And this is I want to get into a logical fallacy. And by the way, all the references are available at Laterwith Credit.com, just so you know. We've done many segments on this, but we focused before on sort of like the biological realities, like the hormone differentials, right. That you would see between the two things like bone mineral density, things like muscle mass wingspan, grip, strength, all of that. So we're not going to get into that today because that wouldn't refute what NPR, National Public Radio, funded by your tax dollars, a propaganda network and by the way, is going under what they tried to claim. And this is very important because I want you to comment below, as I do, to see if you see the sleight of hand here as it happens before we get there. Npr cited a lack of research to prove that males have an advantage. This is Juliana Kim, writing for NPR, who I'm sure is a blast at parties.

Speaker3: [00:43:06] At the center of the issue was whether transgender women athletes have a physical.

Steven: [00:43:09] Advantage over other female competitors, even after lowering their testosterone. Testosterone levels. But there is limited scientific research involving transgender athletes.

Speaker3: [00:43:20] A logical fallacy Alert.

Steven: [00:43:24] Okay. This is something they do, right? And this is something that sometimes people refer to as the reverse Nirvana fallacy alert, which is.

Speaker3: [00:43:29] Well, wait a second.

Steven: [00:43:31] It hasn't happened yet. Men dominating women's sports, every time they enter, they do significantly better. So there isn't enough proof that it would be catastrophic. So let's just try it.

Speaker3: [00:43:40] Let's do it. That would be like me saying, well, it hasn't you know.

Steven: [00:43:42] We haven't seen an increase in gun crime or accidents yet by shipping a firearm to every man, woman and child despite regardless of their age in this country. So let's try it. Let's see what happens.

Speaker3: [00:43:52] If we FedEx everybody a Walther. We don't have any results yet because.

Steven: [00:43:56] Common sense, right at that point you'd have to make an inference. Hold on. If someone has no experience with a gun, someone has no reason to purchase it and doesn't want a firearm, it's probably not a good idea to send it, especially UPS because it'll show up broken. It's a bad idea. So we've done, again, plenty of segments. You know, the advantage, muscle mass, bone density, wingspan grip. You can go and check the references. Yeah, but what's happening here is and I don't know if you guys wanted to kind of put the I think I wrote something and I don't think I have it on the map. But look, this is what happens is what they're trying to say is we don't have studies right? We don't have a meta analysis right on this right now that there's an advantage of men and women's sports. Well, that's true, because typically speaking, you don't tend to gather a ton of scientific data or conduct research on something that is obvious universally, unilaterally agreed upon. For example, we don't have any scientific studies that I know of, or certainly not a lot that leaving an oven on with the door open, for example, would would be more likely to cause injury to a child than closing it and locking it because no one actually has a problem with that. Right. No one would try and rebut it. It's what we used to refer to as common sense. Now, another example, this is true, by the way, they're saying we don't have specific case studies and a control group of men.

Speaker3: [00:45:10] Competing with women that we've conducted.

Steven: [00:45:12] Where over the course of years. No, no, that's true. But we can look at all of the other issues that we've discussed, bone density and muscle mass. Right. Lung capacity, all of this. We can look at those numbers, compare them to women and say, okay, hold on a second. Right now, we have to make an inference. Just like when I look at a glowing hot stove, I look at it, I go, Oh, it's glowing red.

Speaker3: [00:45:27] I'm making an inference.

Steven: [00:45:28] That it's very likely hot. And no one would assume that that is an illogical or an incorrect inference.

Speaker3: [00:45:34] It's science. You need to verify it afterwards. But here's the beauty of it.

Steven: [00:45:36] We have all of the biological data that we need, and now we also have sort of a meta analysis and some case studies. So let's go to we'll go to this in descending order number three. Okay. So this is I don't know if you've been to this website. It's boys versus women. I hadn't seen this until recently and it's like.

Gerald: [00:45:53] That on purpose. It's not men versus women, right?

Steven: [00:45:56] It's boys versus women. So again.

Speaker3: [00:45:58] We have all these other data versus women today. We're just going to focus on.

Steven: [00:46:01] Actual results in competition. Yeah. So they compared the Times from 2016 High School Boys, The New Balance outdoor meet. This is from a meet specifically to the 2016 Women's Olympic Times.

Speaker3: [00:46:14] Again, this is scientific, right? So you can look at the times.

Steven: [00:46:18] Exactly. And say, okay, how do they order? Not a single female Olympian would have made the final in the 100 meter.

Speaker3: [00:46:26] The 200 meter, the 400 meter, the 800 meter, the 400 meter hurdle, the 4x4 hundred relay. Not one female Olympian versus high school.

Speaker13: [00:46:36] Boy, that's terrible.

Gerald: [00:46:39] And we're not even saying that they wouldn't have won. They wouldn't have made the final. They wouldn't have placed nine people make the final, I think I off by one or plus or minus one nine people wouldn't have been the top.

Speaker3: [00:46:49] Nine or, as NPR says, not.

Steven: [00:46:51] Sufficient science scientific data.

Speaker3: [00:46:52] So and again, head on over to.

Steven: [00:46:54] Rumble because there's a lot here. I don't know. As we hit the YouTube dump button, as we talk about the gender bending, you know, it's going to be. Yeah, one month of free mug club lutterworth codcomm slash mug club.

Speaker3: [00:47:03] Hit like comment, all that stuff. So we can keep this momentum going.

Steven: [00:47:05] Because people do need to see this. Now let's go to swimming. I know what you're thinking. Well, if they did horrible in track and field swimming, obviously, you know, women would do better. I don't know why. Fatter, more buoyancy in swimming. Comparing the Speedo Junior men's championship to the 2016 Women's Women's Olympics.

Speaker13: [00:47:24] Red tide.

Speaker3: [00:47:25] No female Olympian.

Steven: [00:47:26] Would have made. A final in the 50 metre freestyle, the 200 metre freestyle, the 100 metre backstroke, the 200 metre backstroke, the 100 metre breaststroke. And talk about that for irony.

Speaker3: [00:47:34] You wouldn't make the breaststroke.

Speaker13: [00:47:37] It's your.

Speaker3: [00:47:37] Event. The 200 metre butterfly, the four by 100 metre freestyle.

Steven: [00:47:41] Relay, the four by 200 metre freestyle relay of.

Speaker3: [00:47:43] 48 possible medals. Female Olympians would win only one and it would have been a crappy bronze.

Hodge Twins: [00:47:53] Women suck.

Gerald: [00:47:56] At competing against men.

Speaker3: [00:47:58] Competing against men. But here's the thing.

Steven: [00:48:01] We've stripped women of what it is that they have.

Speaker3: [00:48:03] That is incredible, that.

Steven: [00:48:03] Men can't, for example, not only birthing children because now we have to say birthing people. Well, that's true.

Speaker3: [00:48:08] So we've given them the opportunity to.

Steven: [00:48:09] Compete against men.

Speaker3: [00:48:10] In sports where.

Steven: [00:48:11] They get smoked. And then we say, by the way, the stuff that kind of trump cards that you had.

Speaker3: [00:48:14] Like, you know, a womb.

Steven: [00:48:16] We're going to give that to men, too.

Speaker3: [00:48:17] Why? For women's rights, I guess.

Gerald: [00:48:21] I love this because it's like we're going to do some in-depth research and get to the very bottom of this situation. And a Google.

Speaker3: [00:48:27] Search, I think will do. And this is why.

Steven: [00:48:29] Also, when people say just sit down and talk and do and just. No, no. I believe in preparation. Right? Almost. I'm almost paranoid about preparation. How great would it have been if someone if there was some kind of a live debate And the NPR person says, just let me read the quote again. The quote was, Well, there is limited scientific research involving elite transgender athletes. And someone just raised their hand and said, Yeah, yeah, I heard what you said, and I understand, but I would I would refute that.

Speaker3: [00:48:54] Why I disabuse you of that notion. Yes. Npr bitch. And how do you disabuse me or going like parliamentary.

Steven: [00:49:01] Right? It has to be. Yes.

Speaker3: [00:49:03] Well, I present to you not a single female Olympian versus high school boys would have made the final in. Wait, wait, hold on. Let me take this down. All right. Do you have your paper and pen handy? Yes, 100 meter. Okay. 200 meter. Okay. 400 meter. Okay. 800 meter. Okay. 400 meter hurdle. Okay. 4x4 hundred relay. Okay. And it's even worse for swimming. How much data do you need?

Speaker13: [00:49:32] I disabuse you, dumb bitch.

Gerald: [00:49:37] It seems like those are all of the.

Speaker3: [00:49:38] Fast events, but you can't do it. Yes. Well, wait, which races did you. Oh, hold on a second. Let me shorten this for. For brevity is the soul of wit. All of them. Yeah. And I believe I'm noting what we might refer to as a trend.

Speaker13: [00:49:58] Yes. Dumbest thing.

Gerald: [00:50:01] I love that they pulled these examples. But wait, it does get worse.

Speaker3: [00:50:04] Yes, it does worse. The numbers are absolutely number three. I know. They're absolutely insane.

Steven: [00:50:10] Almost as insane as, you know, Kanye's advisor. Oh, What? What? I didn't say anything.

Speaker3: [00:50:17] I didn't say anything. Why is he even here? I don't. I didn't say anything about you or your fault. Oh, come on, now.

Speaker16: [00:50:26] Come on. Oh, that's out of line a little bit.

Speaker13: [00:50:29] Don't say PAC.

Hodge Twins: [00:50:30] Jeez, we don't travel in packs.

Speaker13: [00:50:31] No symbols do.

Speaker3: [00:50:34] Although we certainly don't see you in schools.

Speaker13: [00:50:37] Perfect. Here's another.

Speaker3: [00:50:38] Case study. Oh, women's soccer.

Speaker13: [00:50:43] Oh, boy. Oh, God.

Speaker3: [00:50:44] Who cares? Which is even more concrete because I assume that all the men involved are.

Steven: [00:50:50] Gay.

Speaker3: [00:50:51] So.

Speaker13: [00:50:52] Wow. Yeah.

Speaker3: [00:50:53] 2017 the US.

Steven: [00:50:56] You know this the US women's soccer team lost 5 to 2 to the Dallas FC Dallas.

Speaker3: [00:51:01] I guess you boys team.

Steven: [00:51:03] At first I thought that was that submarine movie. Do you know what.

Gerald: [00:51:05] That means under the U is for under under 15.

Speaker3: [00:51:09] Yeah I thought it was 15 so they could some of them were 14 year olds.

Gerald: [00:51:13] I don't think it allows 15. It might be 15 but I think it's mostly under is what that means.

Speaker13: [00:51:19] We could be fact checked.

Gerald: [00:51:20] But either way, 15, 14.

Speaker3: [00:51:21] Whatever. I know what you're saying. People say, hold on, you're taking this out. You know.

Steven: [00:51:24] You could match up any teams, right?

Speaker3: [00:51:26] Well, the same female team that lost to.

Steven: [00:51:28] Under 15, they.

Speaker3: [00:51:28] Went on to win the World Cup in 2019 and bitch about how they're not paid as much as the men. It's like, hold on, hold on a second. I would argue that you are paid actually the entirely appropriate amount because.

Steven: [00:51:39] It should be.

Speaker3: [00:51:40] Comparable to the FC Dallas under 15 boys team.

Speaker13: [00:51:44] How much are they making, by the way? Did you lose to having having.

Gerald: [00:51:47] Listen, soccer in the United States is not nearly what it is around the rest of the world. It would have been like the under ten year olds in Brazil and Spain and Italy and England. Like it's incredible that they lost 14 year old boys, beat the best women's team in the world by a mile. 5 to 2 is like, you're running up the score, you lose.

Steven: [00:52:09] Yeah, they did have to implement the mercy rule because Megan Rapinoe started she started showing her enlarge anyway. Oh, it's a good point, Gerald. But there's limited scientific evidence, limited scientific evidence, just according to NPR. Gerald Limited scientific.

Gerald: [00:52:24] Okay, fine evidence. Fine. We'll do studies, get it correct.

Steven: [00:52:27] Limited scientific evidence. The team that won the World Cup lost two under 15 year old boys.

Speaker13: [00:52:33] That's just anecdotal.

Speaker3: [00:52:34] It's anecdotal.

Steven: [00:52:36] We went through track and field. We went through swimming. Of course, we have numbers on cycling, which I don't even feel like getting into today because it's embarrassing. And then of course, it was funny though, swimming. So keep in mind though, this is still slightly better than the Australian women's team did in 2016.

Gerald: [00:52:48] The Australian women's National team, who were ranked number five in the world at the time, lost seven nil to a team of 15 year old boys.

Speaker3: [00:53:00] It happens everywhere. It's a pandemic. It's a pandemic.

Hodge Twins: [00:53:07] Oh, man.

Gerald: [00:53:08] How could you possibly make the argument? It's just it's unbelievable. These are the best people in the world. This and by the way, that was the same women's team that was fighting for equal pay with the men's team. Listen, tell you what. I'll pay you what the under 15 boys get paid from Texas. Nothing that you lost, too.

Speaker13: [00:53:22] How about that?

Speaker16: [00:53:23] Paid in sandwiches? Yes.

Speaker3: [00:53:26] No, They should pay us in sandwiches.

Gerald: [00:53:27] That's fair. Yeah.

Steven: [00:53:28] Juice boxes. Yeah. Well, then you.

Speaker3: [00:53:29] Get your pay.

Steven: [00:53:30] You're on retainer, you pay sandwiches. The soccer's incidental.

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Speaker3: [00:53:54] So here's let's go to.

Steven: [00:53:55] The number one case study because I know you're saying, well, that's soccer.

Speaker3: [00:53:59] Well, that's swimming. Well, that's those aren't famous athletes. I want to take the best of the best of the best. I want to take the people who would eat things that would make a billy goat puke. All right, Danny.

Steven: [00:54:10] So Venus and Serena Williams and they look really mannish.

Speaker13: [00:54:13] They do? Yeah. It's okay.

Gerald: [00:54:15] They just look that way.

Steven: [00:54:16] And this is something that's famous, but there's some subtext that you may not know. At the 1998 Australian Open, this German Karsten Brock, which sounds like a female name, but it's not Brock Karsten. Brock defeated Venus and Serena Williams beat them back to back, beat Serena 6 to 1, beat Venus 6 to 2.

Speaker3: [00:54:35] At the time, Karsten was.

Steven: [00:54:37] I know what you're saying. Well, the best man is going to beat the best woman. He was ranked 203rd.

Gerald: [00:54:42] By the way, is not good.

Speaker3: [00:54:43] No, no. And he gave them he gave himself a handicap of.

Steven: [00:54:46] Only using one.

Speaker3: [00:54:47] Serve. And he was drunk.

Speaker13: [00:54:51] And and.

Speaker3: [00:54:52] And he lit a cigarette.

Speaker13: [00:54:55] At.

Speaker3: [00:54:55] The change of sign.

Gerald: [00:54:57] Now, I know that sounds odd, but he does play most of his matches. Drunk and smoking really helps him recharge, right? Yes.

Steven: [00:55:04] It's like, what is it? Drunken boxing. The Jackie Chan thing makes you better.

Speaker3: [00:55:07] Okay. To be fair.

Steven: [00:55:09] He wasn't. He was drinking beers and smoking cigars on the golf course was like, Oh.

Speaker3: [00:55:13] Sorry, I forgot to. I have to go beat two bitches.

Speaker13: [00:55:17] I'll be.

Speaker10: [00:55:18] Back.

Hodge Twins: [00:55:18] I can't believe they agreed to do that.

Speaker3: [00:55:20] Well, you know, and to be fair. To be fair, here's the thing. You notice, it's not usually.

Steven: [00:55:24] Like elite female athletes saying, sure, you have like Megan Rapinoe. Right. But that's why I say it's not elite female athletes because Serena addressed this, by the way. She she acknowledged it. And I say this because this is can you think of any any more, you know, any.

Speaker3: [00:55:39] I mean, any like a woman who.

Steven: [00:55:41] Come on.

Speaker3: [00:55:41] Serena. Like they've got I mean, the point is.

Hodge Twins: [00:55:45] Got all kinds of games.

Speaker13: [00:55:46] Got all kinds. Yeah.

Speaker3: [00:55:49] Serena did address it and said basically, of course, the best female athlete arguably of all time.

Speaker8: [00:55:54] Well, actually, it's funny because Andy Murray, he he was been joking about myself and him playing a match than I do. I'm like, Andy, seriously? Like, are you kidding me? Because for me, tennis in men's tennis and women's tennis are completely almost two separate sports. So I'm like, if I were to play Andy Murray, I would lose 6060 and 5 to 6 minutes, maybe ten minutes, because No, it's true. It's true. It's a completely it's a completely different sport. The men are a lot faster. And and they they get they serve harder. They hit harder. It's just a different game.

Speaker3: [00:56:29] She means better.

Speaker13: [00:56:31] Yeah. She just named.

Hodge Twins: [00:56:33] Harder. She's fine to hit harder.

Speaker3: [00:56:35] She just named everything that makes an athletic endeavor.

Steven: [00:56:38] Athletic.

Speaker3: [00:56:39] Yeah. She's like. They're faster, they're stronger. They have better coordination.

Speaker13: [00:56:43] Yeah.

Speaker3: [00:56:44] Yeah, exactly. But we should be paid the same. Look, here's the thing. Let's remove sex from it.

Steven: [00:56:48] Let's remove gender from it. Which, by the way, are the same. I don't care what you say. Let's remove that from the equation.

Speaker3: [00:56:54] Lebron is paid a lot more than I don't know anything about basketball.

Steven: [00:56:57] Someone else. Why? Because he's faster, he's stronger, he's more powerful. He scores more. He's so people.

Speaker3: [00:57:03] Pay the best.

Steven: [00:57:05] Better than they pay the.

Speaker3: [00:57:06] Mediocre. So in men's sports.

Steven: [00:57:07] You have the best, right? They're paid the most. You have the Michael Jordan's. You have the Wayne Gretzky's. You have the LeBron James, right? You have the Tom Brady's. You have the Muhammad. Ali's right. You have the George Foreman, you have the Mike Tyson's. They're paid a.

Speaker3: [00:57:16] Lot. And then the people who aren't as good, right?

Steven: [00:57:18] So you have those male athletes, then you have the mediocre now.

Speaker3: [00:57:24] And it's going to go for a while.

Steven: [00:57:25] You still you have the best.

Speaker3: [00:57:27] Woman. So the best female WNBA player should be paid significantly less.

Steven: [00:57:32] Than, of course, than John Stockton, let alone Scottie Pippen, let alone Michael Jordan, because Scottie Pippen.

Speaker3: [00:57:37] Was paid less than Michael Jordan.

Gerald: [00:57:39] Well, and this is one of those sports where people do watch women's tennis. And so therefore, they get paid a lot more than you would think, like proportionally. Right. And then in other sports. But then they they don't have headlines like ESPN keeps like foisting WNBA on me. And it's like, watch this lady as she gets through and makes the layup. Yeah.

Speaker3: [00:57:58] But what she does is she makes it but she goes.

Gerald: [00:58:00] That's not an appealing headline.

Steven: [00:58:02] Well, it's like, you know, I watch UFC, it's the one where they mix them in like UFC events and there are some great, great female fighters. Yeah, but there are like a handful. Yeah. And they're like and of course.

Speaker3: [00:58:09] We have, we have Amanda Nunez.

Steven: [00:58:12] Fighting who's been.

Speaker3: [00:58:12] Fighting for 15 years, you know, is a nine time world champion, two division world champion who is fighting. Well, some bitch who was working at the Yankee Doodle Candle Company last week. But she's going to try her hand at it. And it's not competitive, right?

Steven: [00:58:26] Yeah. So it's not fun to.

Speaker3: [00:58:27] Watch if it's competitive. Right. People will watch.

Steven: [00:58:30] Women's sports, but generally they're not.

Speaker3: [00:58:32] And it's also on entertaining.

Steven: [00:58:35] They're not entertaining.

Hodge Twins: [00:58:36] Because it's bad for not entertaining.

Speaker3: [00:58:38] You know who doesn't watch women's sports? Who? Women. Well, you guys have been in the gym, right? I'm sure you've seen some strong.

Steven: [00:58:49] Women or you're surprised like, oh, she's pretty strong. But when you say that, if you were to compare it to a man.

Hodge Twins: [00:58:53] Yeah. Not as strong. Yeah. Not in the same league.

Steven: [00:58:56] No. I mean, if you look at like the world, that's okay.

Gerald: [00:58:58] That's why we have women's sports so that you can compete against. That's why we separate sports by age group when you're growing up because it's an unfair advantage if somebody is more developed and better coordinated than you because they've had more time on earth. That's why five year olds don't play with 15 year olds. Right? It makes perfect sense everywhere, that's why. But here.

Speaker3: [00:59:15] No, you're absolutely that's why Larry Flynt wasn't in the NBA All-Star Game.

Gerald: [00:59:18] That's the reason. Yeah.

Speaker3: [00:59:20] I'm just saying he just wheels in when he's 70.

Speaker13: [00:59:23] What?

Speaker3: [00:59:24] I don't want to be with Malone. I don't know what that means. All right, so we've gone through three different case studies.

Steven: [00:59:32] All the references are available at lateral credit.com, But of course, being the scientific minds that we are here, we wanted to test our own hypothesis ourselves. So we've set up the office gym now and let's let's check in to to see what results we get. I don't know that we had the proper control group.

Gerald: [01:00:19] Yeah, that's the lightest weight I could find. Yeah.

Speaker13: [01:00:23] Sorry, Kim.

Steven: [01:00:26] Pretty sure Aetna doesn't cover that. Yeah, it doesn't cover sketch.

Speaker16: [01:00:30] She signed a waiver.

Speaker13: [01:00:31] She did.

Gerald: [01:00:36] A story on Rumble about health.

Steven: [01:00:38] Care in this company, which is fine, by the way. Employees here get health care, and it's just. It's a whole thing. All right.

Speaker3: [01:00:43] So here's the deal. Let me leave you with this.

Steven: [01:00:45] We have all of those examples, right? You have we have track. Okay. Not even close. High school boys. All right. You got swimming? Not even close. You've got cycling. Not even close. Then you have examples.

Speaker3: [01:00:51] Of, you know, the best tennis players ever.

Steven: [01:00:52] It's not even close. Then you have soccer. It's not even close. And then you combine that with what we know about biology, regarding muscle mass, regarding even protein synthesis, recovering ability, bone mineral density, lung capacity, right. All of this size of your heart ability to pump blood and you make an inference and say, yeah, we probably shouldn't have men beating up women. I think that's enough scientific evidence. But this is what the left does. They say, follow the science. They mean their science. Hold on a second. There's not enough scientific evidence to say that men are larger, stronger, faster than women. But we do. We might need to hit the YouTube button for an experimental mRNA vaccine that they knew at the time. Had the pharmaceutical companies would induce myocarditis in young, healthy men.

Speaker3: [01:01:29] So what? One, we don't have enough data. The next one. Put it in your body, please.

Hodge Twins: [01:01:35] Oh, valid point.

Speaker3: [01:01:37] Yeah, we can't say that on YouTube. Even though it was at the head of Moderna.

Steven: [01:01:40] Or Pfizer who they found out anyway. Rand Paul questioned the person and I believe. Yeah. All right. Yeah. Well. Well, I won't talk about it for too long because the dump button will be on forever.

Gerald: [01:01:49] Yeah. We just want you to go on over to Rumble. Yes, We want you to head.

Speaker13: [01:01:51] Over to rumble.

Speaker3: [01:01:53] All right? Please. And by the way, here's something else just to note while we're talking NPR, by the way, they're.

Steven: [01:01:58] About to fire a huge part of their company, 10% of the workforce, because they cited a lack of advertising. They'd be short $30 million. Keep in mind that this is an organization that is funded by taxpayers. No, not entirely. But I think 10 to 11%, which, by the way, does allow them to compete with other networks. Here's the funny thing about NPR, right? Every time I listen to NPR, every morning, every morning I listen to their news briefing, I listen to NPR, I listen to Reuters. I listen to CNN because I always want to listen. I always want to listen to what the left is saying. And almost every single NPR story has to fit in the like wedge in the white privilege issue like and under the construction of the systems that be systematic racism. But here's the thing. So they're alienating and right. And they're trying to, of course, vilify white people. Who do you think is going to be donating to NPR?

Hodge Twins: [01:02:43] Today niggas stop.

Speaker3: [01:02:45] Button. No, that's fine. On YouTube, they're black. They can say it. I don't think so. You okay?

Hodge Twins: [01:02:52] No. Trust me, we black. We can say it.

Steven: [01:02:54] You know. You know anybody your entire life who donated to NPR? Black people.

Hodge Twins: [01:02:59] Black people don't even donate to Black Lives Matter. Bunch of rich white people doing this shit.

Speaker3: [01:03:04] It's a bunch of That is true.

Steven: [01:03:05] It was a grift. Yeah, it was good. It was a very, very good grift. It was a very effective grift. They got a lot of houses.

Speaker3: [01:03:11] All right. We're going to continue talking about this and doing.

Steven: [01:03:12] By the way, our we're going to do our joke review. Joke review, who missed it. So everything that we can't.

Speaker3: [01:03:17] Say here about vaccines, about elections.

Steven: [01:03:19] I think we might have Kari Lake later on the show, the Hodge twins, you can go what's the website where they can find you?

Hodge Twins: [01:03:23] Youtube, conservative twins, YouTube conservative twins.

Speaker3: [01:03:26] And you can go.

Steven: [01:03:27] Support them through their merch. It's a live show Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m. Eastern. Tune in tomorrow at 10 a.m. and just just tune in, then move on with your day. Right now, if you are, you don't have to pay anything. We're going over to rumble because I am tired of the YouTube dump. We have had to use it a lot today on YouTube.

Speaker3: [01:03:41] Everyone head over to rumble or lighter with twitter.com slash mug club right now YouTube Piss off.

Speaker10: [01:04:07] Are.

Gerald: [01:04:08] We can speak freely on Rome. It was a little tense for me. I'm just like, Oh God, I hope they're hitting the actual dump button. Before we do, though, we actually have some stats, I think, on the WNBA versus the NBA viewership numbers. I'm not sure what the comparison is, but I think it will be stark.

Speaker14: [01:04:23] So it's actually the just the NBA's viewership of male versus female, 59.8% percent male, while 40.13% female.

Gerald: [01:04:32] They don't even watch their own. Nope. Oh, okay. So it wasn't like the total viewers. It was like, who makes up the audience? You could do a better job explaining that to me.

Speaker16: [01:04:40] Of the five people watching, Yeah, five. I'm not sure how they.

Gerald: [01:04:44] Got the breaks down. Yeah, the decimal point there for the five people. So are there any women sports guys that you guys like to watch? Is there anything.

Hodge Twins: [01:04:54] I used to like the roller derby going around? Yeah, that's true. I'd like to look at women flag football with the little bikini zone.

Gerald: [01:05:02] Oh, I see. But I think it was the bikinis that did it. Not necessarily the footballing ability.

Hodge Twins: [01:05:07] Oh, no. Those girls were fast. They were athletic.

Gerald: [01:05:09] Oh, yeah. That's of course.

Hodge Twins: [01:05:11] That had nothing to do with it.

Gerald: [01:05:12] I used to like, honestly, Steven's going to think I'm even gayer now, but I'm not gay at all. The women's soccer team was. They were very impressive. They were winning and winning and winning. And so everybody for a little while kind of got behind them and thought like, okay, this is actually fun and entertaining. Yeah. And then they just went all woke and decided to demand the same kind of pay that the men got, even though they negotiated a contract that specifically gave up a potential higher pay to make sure that they got paid year round and got other benefits. I don't know if you guys are ever, you know, fans of women's soccer, but I just said that I liked women's soccer. Steven came back in the room.

Hodge Twins: [01:05:46] You actually watch women's soccer? Used to.

Gerald: [01:05:48] Used to. I was. I'm a recovering fan of women's soccer. Yeah. Look, you know, you're chanting, you're cheering USA, right? They're winning World Cups or they're winning the Olympics. You're like, obviously, you're going to cheer for the home team. Yeah, but then the home team starts to betray you a little bit.

Hodge Twins: [01:06:02] But they're kind of wacky. You know what, woman sport I like to look at? What's that? Is volleyball? Yeah, beach volleyball. It's actually. I love it. I like to watch them spike the ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker3: [01:06:12] Hit that ball. I also like. I also like.

Steven: [01:06:14] I'm a big fan of professional women's pillow fighting. Yes.

Speaker13: [01:06:17] I asked him for sports. They were like.

Gerald: [01:06:18] Yeah, that women's football when had the bikinis on. And I'm like, I think you're missing the point.

Steven: [01:06:23] There was women's football with bikinis on. Well, for a.

Gerald: [01:06:25] Flag, yeah, they were playing flag football with bikinis because that's the only way guys will watch women's sports. The Super Bowl.

Hodge Twins: [01:06:31] Funny when they bumped into them like, Oh, oh God.

Speaker13: [01:06:35] Oh.

Hodge Twins: [01:06:36] I was like, Yeah.

Speaker13: [01:06:37] This is great.

Speaker3: [01:06:37] I don't think that happened. I think he dreamt that.

Speaker13: [01:06:39] No, it did happen.

Gerald: [01:06:40] It did. Yes.

Speaker14: [01:06:41] So we have the viewership comparison as well. Highest viewership for WNBA was the Las Vegas Aces. 534,000. Wait, is Ace.

Steven: [01:06:49] Is the name of the team?

Speaker14: [01:06:50] That is the name of the team. Oh, wait a minute.

Hodge Twins: [01:06:52] Only 534,000 people at that.

Speaker14: [01:06:54] Nba is NBA Golden State Warriors victory. Game six generated nearly 14 million viewers.

Gerald: [01:07:02] That's only 28 times the viewership.

Speaker3: [01:07:05] Look at that. Wow. Look at that. The racist white guy.

Steven: [01:07:08] With a mask.

Speaker13: [01:07:09] Huh?

Gerald: [01:07:10] Why am I. I'm not racist?

Steven: [01:07:11] Probably because you have to do all that calculating, watching women's soccer because you can't have to go through the anguish of adding zero versus zero.

Gerald: [01:07:17] About ten years ago, I was just like, oh, you know, I hope we win. And I was cheering for them and then I stopped.

Steven: [01:07:23] Yeah, no one wins.

Gerald: [01:07:24] No, that's true.

Steven: [01:07:26] Absolutely no one wins if you're watching women's soccer.

Gerald: [01:07:28] I love the cycling thing, though. We didn't cover this story, but you mentioned cycling. There was a recent one where a guy won like a major cycling competition. He'd taken the sport up five years ago. Yeah, he won as a woman. What was it? Zooby. Remember, set the women's.

Speaker3: [01:07:42] Deadlift record.

Steven: [01:07:42] Yes, he did that just in his own time. Like when he's at the gym and you're like.

Speaker3: [01:07:45] Whoa, Yeah, but. But you were wearing knee reps.

Speaker13: [01:07:49] Okay.

Gerald: [01:07:50] Those are on IPF legal.

Steven: [01:07:53] I don't know what their excuse was. All right, let's take we're going to do the joke review, but first let's take a chat or two and then let's go to the joke. Actually, you know what? No, let's just go straight to the joke review. Okay.

Speaker3: [01:08:02] Do we have a stinger for this? Yes. Oh, really? Yeah.

Gerald: [01:08:09] We don't run these things by you.

Speaker13: [01:08:10] That's a really short stinger. Short stinger. You couldn't even get a sip of your.

Steven: [01:08:18] I'm going to act like I have pros working for me for a second.

Speaker3: [01:08:25] Gerald, are you going to help me?

Speaker13: [01:08:27] No. I mean, I.

Gerald: [01:08:28] Know what you were doing. You men of.

Steven: [01:08:30] Genius. Tom Hanks and punch someone.

Speaker13: [01:08:34] Help me!

Gerald: [01:08:36] All right. I thought. I thought you were smoldering to the camera. I don't know.

Speaker3: [01:08:39] Can I see that stinger again?

Speaker13: [01:08:41] Sure.

Gerald: [01:08:42] Try to take a sip. Do it.

Steven: [01:08:47] Nope, still can't do it. That's the stinger equivalent of a branded Jose Canseco bat. Tell me you didn't pay money for this. I did.

Speaker13: [01:08:57] Join.

Steven: [01:08:57] Mug club. It's put to good use. All right.

Gerald: [01:09:00] Better stingers.

Steven: [01:09:01] Join? Yes. You want better stingers, Join. And if you join for just the price of feeding a hodge twin.

Speaker13: [01:09:08] Per day about.

Steven: [01:09:11] The price of a cup of coffee, which these black children clearly don't drink. I watched those. I realized I was paying way too much for coffee. I feel like getting coffee for $0.97. Wow. What? It's fantastic. That kid can wait. I need to go get on Groupon.

Speaker16: [01:09:25] I mean, fair. It's terrible. Coffee. Yes.

Steven: [01:09:29] All right. That's just my care packages. It's just a bunch of Maxwell house and chock full of nuts. It's like.

Speaker3: [01:09:34] Oh, no.

Speaker13: [01:09:35] It's all.

Speaker16: [01:09:35] Expired.

Speaker3: [01:09:36] Oh, I can't. I can't barter with this with Kony. He's he's. He's full of.

Steven: [01:09:40] Chock full of nuts. He's tired of it.

Speaker3: [01:09:42] He wants a rotation. All right.

Steven: [01:09:45] So let's do a joke review. You guys. Obviously, you're not doing touring right now. Yeah. No. Yeah, I can't do it this these first five months as we're back because there's so much to do and I really like.

Hodge Twins: [01:09:55] It's hard being on the road and doing this. This is impossible.

Steven: [01:09:58] Well, yeah, because we have to work all day Friday. Like people think. A lot of the sketches and intros just happen, so it takes a lot of time. But I will probably will do some stuff in the summer, you know, as we kind of slow down because we look, my job right now is to be here for the folks who are adding the mug club. Right, exactly. But we're going to do a joke review where people have submitted their jokes. And you guys, since you've been on the road for a long time and I have as well. We're going to let's let's grade them. So do we have do we have the joke or do we have the setup or is it all in one?

Speaker16: [01:10:23] We have a video of the person telling a joke. Okay.

Steven: [01:10:26] Is it can you can we can we can you pause it at like the setup before the punchline? Sure.

Speaker3: [01:10:31] All right. So the.

Steven: [01:10:32] First joke I just have in my notes.

Speaker3: [01:10:33] Just so you know, you know.

Steven: [01:10:34] Where that is. It says.

Speaker16: [01:10:35] I don't know where that says joke one.

Steven: [01:10:38] Just so you know, it says joke one racist, huh?

Hodge Twins: [01:10:42] All right.

Speaker13: [01:10:42] Uh oh. So there's.

Gerald: [01:10:44] Two gay guys.

Speaker13: [01:10:45] Walking down the beach. Uh oh. And they look down and they see something glinting in the sand, and they pick it up and it's a vase, and they rub the sand off and the vase explodes with an enormous energy and a genie pops out and says, Any wish is my command. You have earned three. Anything you say will be done. Well, the first gay guy goes, Well, I've always wanted a house on the beach. Boom, House on the beach. Oh, that's nice. The second one goes, Well, we can't have a house on the beach without a Jacuzzi boom house on the beach with the Jacuzzi. Pause.

Gerald: [01:11:18] Yep.

Steven: [01:11:18] All right. Do you think you know where the last one's going?

Hodge Twins: [01:11:21] I have no idea.

Speaker3: [01:11:25] I think it's what we.

Steven: [01:11:26] Call the prestige. It's a zag where you think it's going to be a homophobic joke, right? But it's a racist joke.

Gerald: [01:11:31] Well, because the joke is titled racist.

Speaker13: [01:11:34] Yeah, guys.

Speaker16: [01:11:35] I mean, they kind of gave it away in the show map. Yeah, exactly.

Steven: [01:11:38] So I don't know how it's racist, but Hodgetwins, I apologize for you being in studio. Let's see. So we have a beach.

Speaker3: [01:11:45] We have a Jacuzzi. What is the third homo get?

Speaker13: [01:11:49] Well, later that night, the two gay guys are getting it on in the Jacuzzi. All of a sudden, the KKK shows up. Oh, no. And the one says to the other, Thank God we have one more wish than the other guys. Not exactly. I may have used that last wish to wish we were hung like black men. Okay, here's the.

Speaker3: [01:12:09] Thing. I heard a child.

Steven: [01:12:11] In the background. Yeah.

Speaker13: [01:12:12] She said, Daddy. Daddy making a racist joke right now.

Speaker3: [01:12:15] Shut up. Daddy's making a joke about the KKK and two homosexuals, one gay. We don't want to talk about that right now. It's layers to this joke.

Hodge Twins: [01:12:25] She said, Daddy.

Speaker13: [01:12:27] Are you telling the racist joke again, Dad? Are you telling.

Speaker3: [01:12:30] The joke about the one regarding our horrible racist history.

Steven: [01:12:33] Where they used to execute black men by hanging? Yes, I am. Only this time you know it involves homosexuals.

Speaker13: [01:12:39] Yeah. It's okay.

Steven: [01:12:40] What do you give? What do you give that joke out of ten?

Hodge Twins: [01:12:41] I give that joke a zero. You give it.

Speaker3: [01:12:47] Come on.

Steven: [01:12:48] I mean, I understand. Like, here's a perfect example. That's a racist. No, the joke is that they. The joke itself is a joke on racism, right? It's hung like black men, KKK. The joke is that a gay man obviously wasn't intending to be racist. And then, you know, the genie is racist. It's a racist genie. Take it up with the Genie twins.

Hodge Twins: [01:13:04] Okay.

Speaker3: [01:13:08] I'll give it a five.

Speaker13: [01:13:09] Yeah. Yeah.

Gerald: [01:13:10] It's mildly amusing, but. Yeah. No, yeah, it's.

Steven: [01:13:12] An okay joke.

Gerald: [01:13:13] I mean, it's offensive to Asians, too, because obviously they had the smaller. Yeah, well, they didn't. They wanted the grande. Yeah.

Steven: [01:13:17] No one showed up. Yeah. Or except in big trouble in little China. I would.

Speaker3: [01:13:22] Go with Emerald.

Speaker13: [01:13:23] Eye.

Gerald: [01:13:25] The genie is like no, no, no.

Speaker3: [01:13:27] It's always funny though to.

Steven: [01:13:28] Like, you can't find enough like Chinese actors who actually do decent Chinese accents. Like either you get one who can't act because they're from China or you get an American trying to do a Chinese accent, in which case it's like, Oh, whatever.

Speaker3: [01:13:41] Did you.

Steven: [01:13:41] See big trouble in Little.

Speaker3: [01:13:42] China? No. Oh, really? You didn't? Oh, yeah. We should watch this. Okay. All right.

Steven: [01:13:47] All right. Let's go to joke number two. These are submitted.

Gerald: [01:13:49] I got to get better, right?

Steven: [01:13:50] Yeah. Please tell me the next one is a joke from. I don't know what it is.

Speaker16: [01:13:53] Let's take the spoilers out of the fucking mouth.

Speaker13: [01:13:57] Listen to the.

Gerald: [01:13:58] Tool Man getting smash mouth here. Come on.

Speaker3: [01:14:01] You guys should give me a setup because all I have is a joke here, and it's.

Steven: [01:14:03] Going to ruin the punchline. All right, joke number two. It involves the secretary of transportation, I believe.

Speaker13: [01:14:08] I really appreciate you guys. One thing, though.

Steven: [01:14:12] Pause, pause, pause, pause, pause.

Speaker3: [01:14:15] Is that did he turn his.

Steven: [01:14:17] Basement into a.

Speaker3: [01:14:18] Rave?

Gerald: [01:14:19] It looks like he's playing strange animal intro in the background wearing a louder with Crowder shirt. I'm like.

Steven: [01:14:24] It's like a and he has multiple screens. It's like a buffalo. Wild Wings meets a rave. And he has he has the ceilings that you have at like high school you know, where you throw the pencils up in there. What, are you kidnapped?

Gerald: [01:14:35] Yeah. He kidnaps liberals and locks them in that room. Okay.

Steven: [01:14:38] Either way, there are some bodies down there, I guarantee you. All right, let's play it again. Let's play it from the beginning.

Speaker13: [01:14:43] I really appreciate you guys.

Speaker14: [01:14:46] One thing, though.

Gerald: [01:14:47] As of late, it's really grinded my gears.

Speaker14: [01:14:50] Which is your lack of respect for the greatest transportation secretary this country has ever had. Mother of one husband, Charleston. Every time you say that guy's name, you say it wrong. It's Pete.

Speaker13: [01:15:05] Bridges.

Steven: [01:15:07] Oh, come on now.

Speaker14: [01:15:08] Both his name and, quite frankly, something he probably prefers at this point. I kind of think Gerald does, too.

Speaker3: [01:15:15] Oh, boy.

Speaker13: [01:15:16] Ten on ten.

Speaker14: [01:15:17] Hopefully this joke wasn't a train wreck like he was. Hopefully that's not too soon. Have you. Have a great day, guys. Thank you.

Speaker3: [01:15:25] Well, look, because of your insult of Gerald.

Steven: [01:15:27] I give it a ten on ten. But that wasn't really a joke so much.

Speaker16: [01:15:30] Yeah, it's not a joke.

Hodge Twins: [01:15:31] Definitely a homophobe. Yes.

Speaker13: [01:15:35] All right. So, by the way.

Steven: [01:15:36] So is everyone in Ohio who can't drink tap water because of Pete Buttigieg? I guess they're all homos.

Gerald: [01:15:42] That was.

Speaker13: [01:15:43] Yeah, I give him a three. I give him a three.

Steven: [01:15:45] Yeah. Yeah. You gave me a three. Yeah.

Hodge Twins: [01:15:47] You know what? I'm feeling like homophobic today. I give it a seven.

Speaker13: [01:15:50] Whoa, Whoa. Damn good for you.

Hodge Twins: [01:15:55] These damn gays, man.

Steven: [01:15:57] I don't know how many more times we'll be doing this segment. No.

Gerald: [01:16:01] The quality has been pretty low so far, especially going after me. Come on.

Steven: [01:16:06] You probably should have done a segment on that Cuban migrant who flew over here on that makeshift plane. Yeah. Can we bring that back?

Speaker3: [01:16:11] Cut it from the show. You guys said.

Speaker16: [01:16:14] Yeah, let's do this instead.

Speaker13: [01:16:16] All right.

Speaker3: [01:16:17] Here's the third joke.

Steven: [01:16:18] Let's see, guys, just let me know which ones we really want to end on because I'm not going to go through what? There's five. There's five.

Speaker13: [01:16:24] There's three more.

Speaker3: [01:16:25] That will take some.

Speaker16: [01:16:26] Chance.

Hodge Twins: [01:16:26] I only have. Cool, man. Keep it going.

Speaker13: [01:16:28] Two more. There's four. Keep it going.

Speaker16: [01:16:30] I only have two more. So we'll just play the two. All right, let's.

Steven: [01:16:33] Play one more. Wait a minute.

Gerald: [01:16:35] There's a joke that didn't make the cut.

Speaker16: [01:16:36] So it was five in the map. I only have four.

Speaker13: [01:16:41] I say screw the rest. Yeah.

Speaker3: [01:16:42] What was it? Who was screening for this? They say, Come on, come on.

Gerald: [01:16:45] Yeah, They left to go. Slit their wrists. Yeah.

Speaker3: [01:16:49] If I see Frank Travalena in here.

Steven: [01:16:51] I swear to God. All right, let's grab the next joke.

Speaker16: [01:16:53] Okay. Next one is Brautigan.

Speaker13: [01:16:55] Oh, this guy.

Speaker3: [01:16:55] Goes to a one second. Okay, so this guy goes to a psychiatrist and he says, Listen, Doc.

Speaker13: [01:17:03] I think my wife is trying to kill me.

Speaker3: [01:17:05] And the psychiatrist.

Speaker13: [01:17:06] The psychiatrist.

Speaker3: [01:17:08] Asked the guy.

Speaker13: [01:17:09] Do you mean your wife's trying to kill you?

Speaker3: [01:17:11] And the guy didn't have proof. But he said, like, every time.

Speaker13: [01:17:13] She makes dinner, I.

Speaker3: [01:17:14] Just.

Speaker13: [01:17:14] I get the sense she's trying to poison me. She wants to kill me. This went back and forth.

Speaker3: [01:17:19] The psychiatrist did his best to convince the guy that his wife wasn't trying to kill him. So eventually the psychiatrist said, All right, listen.

Speaker13: [01:17:26] I will have a talk with your wife. Come back next week and I'll let you know for sure if I think she's trying to kill you or not. A week goes by, the guy goes back to see his doctor, and the doctor tells the guy, I had a conversation with your wife last Sunday for a whole hour. Take the poison. Take the poison.

Speaker3: [01:17:49] I can't believe that he still has to.

Steven: [01:17:50] Convince people he's not Jewish.

Speaker3: [01:17:54] That's a classic. That's a.

Steven: [01:17:56] Classic joke. I give that one an eight.

Hodge Twins: [01:17:58] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I give him eight.

Steven: [01:17:59] Yeah. Also, the guy's wife was a was a soccer player, so.

Gerald: [01:18:03] Oh, well, all right.

Speaker3: [01:18:04] Let's grab this final joke.

Steven: [01:18:06] And then I guess we'll declare a.

Speaker3: [01:18:07] Winner, I guess. Okay.

Speaker13: [01:18:09] We will.

Speaker3: [01:18:10] It's like a women's swim meet.

Speaker16: [01:18:12] All right. Final joke.

Speaker13: [01:18:13] Hi, Uncle Stephen. So the other day.

Steven: [01:18:17] I tell my wife I'm going to go fishing with.

Gerald: [01:18:19] My buddy John.

Hodge Twins: [01:18:20] And she goes, Oh, no, I.

Gerald: [01:18:21] Know exactly where you're going. You're going to go get drunk.

Speaker13: [01:18:24] And I said.

Steven: [01:18:24] No, I promise.

Speaker13: [01:18:25] We're just going fishing.

Steven: [01:18:27] So John comes.

Speaker13: [01:18:28] Picks me up, we go straight to the bar, we get hammered drunk, I'm.

Hodge Twins: [01:18:32] Slamming the beers. I end up.

Speaker13: [01:18:34] Puking all over my shirt. I'm like, Oh, great. Now she's going to know I've been drinking. I know this joke. So my buddy John says, Here's $20.

Steven: [01:18:42] Bob Einstein joke.

Speaker13: [01:18:43] Pocket. He said, Just tell your wife I got seasick. And so I gave you $20 because I ruined your shirt.

Steven: [01:18:50] Great idea. So I walk in, I stumble in the door, hammered drunk. My wife goes, Oh, my.

Speaker13: [01:18:56] God, I knew it. I knew you were going to go get drunk. And I said, No, no, no. We went fishing. She goes, Oh my God, take off your shirt. So I take off my shirt because you got puke all over you and I can smell the alcohol. I said, No, John got seasick on the boat and he puked on my shirt. So he gave me $20. He fumbles through the shirt. She goes, Yeah, but there's $40 here. I said, Oh, yeah. He also gave me another 20 to my pants.

Steven: [01:19:27] That's actually one of my favorite Bob Einstein.

Gerald: [01:19:29] Zag, though. I don't think that was the original.

Steven: [01:19:31] It is. It's just it's always funnier when Einstein tells us like.

Speaker3: [01:19:34] I know he also shit my pants.

Gerald: [01:19:37] But he didn't say he also.

Speaker3: [01:19:38] Did he know.

Steven: [01:19:39] He said he also gave me another $40. It could be whittled down, but that is that's one of my favorite Bob Einstein jokes. It is a great joke and there's a great documentary on. But what do you guys give that one? I mean, you're hearing it for the first time from a, you know, a guy.

Hodge Twins: [01:19:50] In his I think his delivery was a little off. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Steven: [01:19:55] When was the last time you guys bombed, like, on stage? Has that happened anytime?

Hodge Twins: [01:19:58] It was it was a it was a liberal shithole up in a was up in Rhode Island. It's the first year we was doing I was making transgender jokes and it was a poster on the wall, a transgender every Thursday night.

Gerald: [01:20:11] And it was Thursday night, guys.

Steven: [01:20:13] It was drag queen like a drag queen thing.

Hodge Twins: [01:20:15] Yeah, they have it there every week at the Comedy club. And it's like when we got there, the the comedy club had advertised the show on Facebook to people who were not our fans. Yeah, Yeah. So there was a bunch of people came there for, Oh, that place is liberal. Oh I can imagine. Yeah. So it was, it was quiet. Yeah. Just like you could hear a pin drop in that bitch. And it was the most uncomfortable shit. And I looked at Kevin about five minutes. I said, Let's roll through these fucking jokes and let's get out of here.

Speaker3: [01:20:44] Oh, it's the worst feeling.

Gerald: [01:20:45] Yeah.

Hodge Twins: [01:20:46] It's the worst feeling when you bombed when the man you would have called be fucking kill yourself.

Steven: [01:20:51] Oh, I know. I remember the first time. I really, really. It was at an open mic night and I used to come out and part of the joke was, and here's sometimes a joke works. If there's enough people in the audience just because even if a small portion laugh, it creates an uncomfortable kind of wave. Right? And so I used to come out to DMX, N-word, bring your whole crew.

Speaker3: [01:21:09] And so that was part of it.

Steven: [01:21:09] We're like like everyone else is coming out.

Speaker3: [01:21:11] You know, we're like, all right, we're bringing out, you know, I don't know. We're bringing.

Steven: [01:21:13] Out David. I remember Dave Pride was a great comedian in Montreal, and he comes out and it's something like, I don't know what it is. It could be like, I don't know, it could be Bon Jovi or something. And I come out and it's like, I.

Speaker3: [01:21:22] Got blood on my hands and there's no remorse. I got blood on my because the corpse, I'm a nasty. And the whole.

Steven: [01:21:28] Joke is I go out and I'm like, like, like, cut the song.

Speaker3: [01:21:32] But it keeps playing. I just love bring his whole crew. And I'm like.

Steven: [01:21:37] But do it. So the audience would always be like, But then the thing is, it was an open mic night. There were there were four people.

Hodge Twins: [01:21:44] Oh, four people.

Speaker13: [01:21:46] There, four people in the audience. But hope that's a good crowd.

Speaker3: [01:21:50] And they laughed zero at this. And two of them were from my high school.

Speaker13: [01:21:55] Oh.

Speaker3: [01:21:56] One of them was a girl who I almost. Was dated, but she turned me down for another guy.

Hodge Twins: [01:22:01] So still a loser? Yes.

Speaker13: [01:22:04] That's why the right call.

Speaker3: [01:22:05] Oh, right.

Hodge Twins: [01:22:07] Was he was she an audience with the with the guy?

Speaker3: [01:22:10] No, no. She was an audience with someone else, I believe. She became a lesbian.

Steven: [01:22:14] So that also did wonders for my confidence. Yeah.

Gerald: [01:22:16] You were her last shot. Yeah.

Hodge Twins: [01:22:19] I know. Gordon. A woman now.

Steven: [01:22:21] Oh, my gosh. That was terrible. I bombed one time at the Comedy Cellar, and it was like an audition. It was terrible. I had a bit. That was about Michelle Obama. Anyway, before I even got to the bit, it turns out there was like a bachelorette party with a bunch of black women.

Hodge Twins: [01:22:35] Wait a minute. You're telling conservative jokes? Oh, I don't care.

Speaker3: [01:22:40] You know, I was like, Yeah, I always have. That's the problem. Like, I used to be okay with bombing. And I had something.

Steven: [01:22:44] About Michelle Obama. And this was during the and she just before I could even get she goes, no.

Speaker3: [01:22:48] That's just racist.

Speaker13: [01:22:51] Like.

Speaker3: [01:22:53] Like any white people in the club are going to laugh after a black woman. Just did you did.

Hodge Twins: [01:22:58] You give her that look? You just gave.

Speaker13: [01:23:00] Like you.

Hodge Twins: [01:23:01] Give me that look like you black bitch.

Speaker3: [01:23:06] And then I tried to continue with it and she went, No, like Michelle Obama. No.

Hodge Twins: [01:23:12] You cannot scream a black man. No, you.

Speaker13: [01:23:14] Cannot. Looks like. No.

Hodge Twins: [01:23:16] Now you see why that guy was on Seinfeld? Was that guy who was in the comedy club. It's a black dude stands up to Michael Richards. He just loves He ain't put up with these niggas. I'm a damn movie star.

Speaker3: [01:23:28] Yeah.

Steven: [01:23:29] That was the first time someone got cancer. But here's the thing. He wasn't a comedian, right? Michael Richards Right. So he was just kind of on stage for the first and you imagine you're not a stand up comedian, right? And you're uncomfortable and you just I feel like it's like a kid. What happened with him is he just saw someone else. You know, you have like Nick DiPaolo or someone like that go out and just, you know, roast. And people love it because he knows what he's doing. Or it could have been Nick Schwartzman or could have been Bill Burr, whoever it is like I think it was at the the Laugh Factory in L.A. Right. So he goes out and he's like, Oh, that's what I have. And then there's these black guys.

Speaker3: [01:23:55] Who were like, You suck cracker, you suck cracker honky honky, honky, hokey, hokey. He's like and he's doing his Kramer like hockey, hockey. And then they was like, Well, I'm a honky. He's a nick.

Speaker13: [01:24:13] All right, let's see where this Nick is.

Hodge Twins: [01:24:15] Here they come in.

Speaker3: [01:24:16] And then you're like, okay, maybe you just let's see where he goes with it. Maybe he develops. He's like, 100 years. We would have had him hanging from a.

Speaker16: [01:24:22] Noose with a stick up his ass.

Speaker13: [01:24:25] Fucking lost it.

Hodge Twins: [01:24:27] You know, it's the same thing happened to Bill Burr. Not to him specifically, but he went on after some comedians. It was in Philadelphia, Philadelphia. And from the moment he walked out, he was booed and he actually made him famous for that. Yeah, actually propelled his career.

Speaker3: [01:24:40] That actually.

Steven: [01:24:41] Didn't happen. But with me when I was at UMass and it went off on Remember Trigger Puff and they were.

Speaker13: [01:24:46] Like, hate speech on this campus. Keep your hate speech off this campus.

Speaker3: [01:24:50] And we might.

Steven: [01:24:50] Have a video from that. I remember that. Yeah, it got a bunch of like 5 million plays across the platforms in like 24 hours. I was it was me. It was back then. Milo Yiannopoulos, Christina Hoff Sommers. And I remember it was my show originally, and I'm like, Hey, do you mind if we do this whole thing? And I was like, Yeah, sure. That'll make it easy. I don't have to do an hour of comedy and stuff and we'll we'll have them and we'll do like a panel. And I think it was Christina Hoff Sommers goes out first. I don't remember the order, but I remember someone went out before me. It may have been the emcee. And before they say a word, you're like.

Speaker13: [01:25:18] Oh, boo. And I go.

Speaker3: [01:25:21] And I remember I had like notes.

Steven: [01:25:22] For a speech. And I was like, Well.

Speaker3: [01:25:26] All right, let's do this. And I just walk out and.

Steven: [01:25:30] There was this fat, you know, she became a meme twigley puff.

Speaker3: [01:25:32] And she was like, Yeah, keep your hate.

Steven: [01:25:33] Speech off this. And I just walked out and I'd never done this. I was just like and I was always a clean comedian and I just like, gave her I couldn't I didn't have enough middle fingers to give.

Speaker13: [01:25:40] Yeah.

Steven: [01:25:41] And I just went off. And that was a moment that kind of went that went viral. And it was it was sometimes it just happens. And like at that point, you know, sometimes you just know you're not going to do comedy, You know, that if the audience is not having it, you're like, This is not going to go well. So let me just kamikaze this and see what happens here.

Speaker13: [01:26:00] Yeah.

Gerald: [01:26:00] Can't feel any worse than bombing. So go.

Steven: [01:26:03] Oh, they used to have me. That was a thing in Montreal. I would, they'd have me emcee a lot of shows, you know, we're like going to do like because for those people who don't know, like open mics and stuff, you have like ten comedians and they would have me emcee it because if the audience was bad, they would just be like, All right, go out and do your thing. And I would just pick someone out and just go off. Yeah, Like if there was a like that was kind of something that I liked doing. So they were like, All right, you go do this like, like a suicide bomber. Like, go out, reset the audience. You're like the.

Speaker13: [01:26:29] Enforcer. Yeah, yeah.

Hodge Twins: [01:26:32] Go up to the fat guy in the front row. Well, yeah.

Speaker3: [01:26:34] That's how I got so much.

Steven: [01:26:35] They would have me emcee so many shows where there's ten comedians, you're coming out and they're like, We need you to do five. Why? Because they threw a bottle at this guy. You're like, All right, okay, So you go out. And so I got so much experience so quickly because I just I liked it. I was so used to being hated, being a conservative in Canada. I was like, I don't care. They boo.

Hodge Twins: [01:26:49] Yeah, we can't even book shows in Canada no more.

Steven: [01:26:51] No, of course you can't. Yeah, because.

Speaker13: [01:26:53] You know.

Hodge Twins: [01:26:53] Watch it in either.

Steven: [01:26:55] All right, let's see. The thing is, people wouldn't know if it was you or if it was their prime minister speaking.

Speaker13: [01:26:58] Yeah. Oh.

Speaker3: [01:27:00] This is the twins. I don't know.

Steven: [01:27:02] It's uncanny. All right, let's grab some chats.

Hodge Twins: [01:27:05] I look better than that.

Speaker14: [01:27:07] First chat from Tanya Papaya. Question for the hottest twins in L. Wc crew. What's your favorite film from your childhood? And did it affect your life growing up? Don't say.

Steven: [01:27:16] Roots. Oh, no.

Hodge Twins: [01:27:17] Oh hell no. That movie sucked. My favorite. I don't really. Well, I have to. I have Coming to America and raised in Arizona. Oh, okay. There you go. I like that kid movie. Stand by me.

Steven: [01:27:28] Yeah, that's a really messed up movie.

Hodge Twins: [01:27:32] He's got a dog that was together and they kids walking. It was like they.

Steven: [01:27:35] Find a body.

Hodge Twins: [01:27:36] Yeah, yeah. What was his name?

Steven: [01:27:38] And it was there was Kiefer Sutherland was in it and they had like little Corey Feldman.

Hodge Twins: [01:27:42] Oh, no, I kind of like that. You make me feel like shit now. Thanks a lot. No, no, no.

Speaker3: [01:27:45] I'm just saying that I remember watching it. I was a little bit.

Steven: [01:27:47] Older and I was like, This is pretty dark for a kids movie.

Gerald: [01:27:51] I just realized mine has a horribly racist part.

Steven: [01:27:56] What, from a kids movie? Yes. You're just paranoid because you got two big black guys.

Gerald: [01:27:59] This is 100%. It's actually kind of funny, but this was the example, Dumbo.

Speaker3: [01:28:04] Oh, yeah, The crows.

Gerald: [01:28:05] The crows?

Speaker3: [01:28:05] No idea. Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Oh, that was Dumbo. Oh, yeah. No, I.

Gerald: [01:28:09] I watched that movie on a loop. The VHS, like, over and over. That's my favorite. When I was very, very, very young. Yeah.

Speaker3: [01:28:14] Look, we can't sanitize everything, but every now and then, I go back and.

Steven: [01:28:17] Watch one, and I'm like.

Gerald: [01:28:19] All right, yeah, that's rough.

Hodge Twins: [01:28:20] Remember the Tom and Jerry with the black woman?

Speaker13: [01:28:22] Yes, I do. Thomas Thomas with the broom, too.

Hodge Twins: [01:28:26] Loved it. Yeah. Just look at the black woman. Watch your feet. The feet. These big black.

Speaker13: [01:28:35] Feet and that big.

Gerald: [01:28:36] Broom she's trying to.

Hodge Twins: [01:28:37] Hit. Yeah, Yeah, My mom loved that shit.

Steven: [01:28:40] And the implication is that black people can't keep their homes clean enough to keep a rat out or a mouse. Whatever. I remember.

Speaker3: [01:28:46] I was like, it was Peter Pan.

Steven: [01:28:47] Recently, I was watching with the little ones and there was a warning. Now in Disney it says Warning this film contains racially insensitive material. And some of them, like Aladdin, you're like, Come on now, this doesn't make sense. But then I was like, Peter Pan was. I don't remember. Yeah, I remember thinking Racist and Peter Pan. And then I watch it and it's.

Speaker3: [01:29:02] The Indian chiefs are like, Oh, we're going to we're going to burn him alive. So we have like a New York accent. And then the song starts, What makes the Red Man red?

Speaker13: [01:29:12] I'm like.

Speaker3: [01:29:13] Oh, I remember this.

Gerald: [01:29:15] Oh, one for you. Okay.

Hodge Twins: [01:29:18] All right. Back to the Future has something like a black and stuff. What was that? Biff's house? It was a blackface. Is it?

Speaker3: [01:29:24] It was. I don't remember. Hopefully they're pulling.

Steven: [01:29:26] Some of this stuff.

Hodge Twins: [01:29:27] Yeah, you have to look. Yeah. One of those gnomes. Land gnomes. But he's all black. He's black as shit. He was a black gnome.

Speaker13: [01:29:33] Yeah, but.

Gerald: [01:29:33] You can paint a gnome.

Speaker3: [01:29:35] Yeah, exactly. It's not blackface.

Steven: [01:29:36] It's just a gnome.

Speaker3: [01:29:37] That happens to be black.

Hodge Twins: [01:29:38] Look. Yeah, I'm black. If I say blackface.

Speaker13: [01:29:40] Okay, fine. That's fine.

Steven: [01:29:42] I apologize. And privilege.

Hodge Twins: [01:29:44] They took it out the movie, though. I think they did.

Steven: [01:29:46] They take it out of the movie? I don't know. So what was so my favorite kids movie? Gosh, I don't know. I don't know. I can't remember which one would be my favorite kids movie at that point. I like the sandlot a lot. Sandlot was good, which was highly unrealistic because all the kids weren't Dominican. Next chat.

Speaker14: [01:30:00] Next chat for Mr. Comedian question for Crowder. What do you see as the biggest lie being pushed in society today? How do you shelter yourself and your family from the lies and point them to reality?

Steven: [01:30:10] The biggest lie being pushed today absolutely, is that there's no such thing as men and women, that men and women are fundamentally interchangeable, that children don't need a dad and a mom, and that a dad and a mom are uniquely, intrinsically valuable, that they can provide something to a child that the other can't. I think that is the biggest lie. Like I've always said before, municipal governance, before state governance, before federal governance, you need self-governance, and that requires strong families. And I think that is the most important issue that we face, and it's the reason they're pushing for it so aggressively. How do you shield them? Strong families? Your children should not be in public schools. You have to monitor what it is that they're watching and you have to start having conversations with your children. Young Do not expect other people to do it for you or that they will come to the logical conclusions. Naturally, that used to be something where, you know, when people sort of the cluster was towards the center, like if you think of the difference between like Democrats, you know, you think of the difference between someone like, I don't know whether like JFK or Nixon or something like that, you know, there still was a moral backbone. That's not the case today. So people thought, oh, my kids will make their own decisions. If you haven't taught your children how.

Speaker3: [01:31:07] To think, not what to think, but how.

Steven: [01:31:09] To think critically, certainly I would say not even by the time they get to college, but by the time they are in high school, you have failed because the norm is going to be, hey, you can choose your gender. The norm is going to be everything is racist, the norm is going to be socialism works. This is what they teach in. A big reason for that is because, you know, largely white women have infiltrated public schools. I don't know if there's any coming back from it.

Speaker3: [01:31:31] Land before.

Steven: [01:31:32] Time. That was a shitty film.

Speaker13: [01:31:34] Oh yeah.

Speaker3: [01:31:35] Oh my gosh. The whiny was a little foot. That was the.

Steven: [01:31:38] Brontosaurus, which is, I guess, one of those ironic names.

Speaker3: [01:31:41] I'm little foot, but it's big and you're like, Oh, it starts with the parents dying and they're orphans, right? Like orphans. We have to get to the valley. It's like, shut up. Who cares? Your little foot. This other one's a whiny vegetarian. Like, I'm. Glad you guys are oil.

Hodge Twins: [01:31:56] Oh, yeah. It must be a Peewee Herman, too. Yeah, we used to watch that with Peewee Herman. How did dude so gay. But I love that guy.

Speaker3: [01:32:05] Here's the thing, though. That guy people talk.

Steven: [01:32:07] About getting canceled.

Speaker3: [01:32:08] Like that.

Steven: [01:32:08] Really wasn't fair. The guy was in an adult film theater. Yeah, which creepy. Sure. But was doing what people do in adult film theaters. And that was the big thing. Everyone thought it wasn't a pedophile thing. It was like he exposed himself on an adult film theater. I think it's just.

Gerald: [01:32:21] Because he's on a kid's show and he's.

Speaker13: [01:32:24] An adult.

Gerald: [01:32:25] Theater. Doing what you.

Speaker3: [01:32:27] Yeah, I know. But I think the.

Steven: [01:32:29] Guy got a That's not really fair. He got a bad rap. He got a bad rap.

Hodge Twins: [01:32:33] Do you know who gave me a bad rap? Was the Wiggles. Remember them? The Wiggles. The Who?

Speaker3: [01:32:37] That was. That was. That was after you. So you were watching that when you were in your 30s?

Speaker13: [01:32:41] No, I just always hated them.

Hodge Twins: [01:32:42] It gave me, like, weird. Like I never liked those guys. I couldn't stand Fraggle Rock and things was creepy.

Speaker3: [01:32:48] Oh, that monster. They kept wanting to eat them like, Mom, I kind of fraggle. They're like, Yeah. Hey, we're really glad we sprung for this retarded Muppet. Yeah. And he's trying to kill the protagonist of this entire show. What could possibly go wrong?

Gerald: [01:33:01] Never ending story. That was one.

Speaker3: [01:33:02] Oh, that movie sucks.

Gerald: [01:33:04] As a kid, it was fantastic. No, shut up.

Speaker3: [01:33:06] You take it back. You take it back. Labyrinth was.

Steven: [01:33:08] Fun. Labyrinth was good as a kid. Even dark Crystal.

Speaker3: [01:33:11] Neverending Story is a festering pile of.

Steven: [01:33:14] Dog shit.

Speaker3: [01:33:14] That's not true. I care how many shirts they sell at Hot topic. Everything in that film sucks. That's not true. Go back and watch it. Did you see the dialogue in that film? The guy? It's like the rock Monster. He was like, Oh no.

Speaker13: [01:33:27] I like.

Hodge Twins: [01:33:28] To eat.

Speaker13: [01:33:29] Rocks. Great.

Speaker3: [01:33:31] This advances the plot.

Speaker13: [01:33:33] How about the movie The Goonies?

Hodge Twins: [01:33:35] I remember The Goonies.

Speaker13: [01:33:36] Goonies.

Speaker3: [01:33:36] Goonies. Goonies is good. Neverending story sucks. Didn't suck. It's angering bad.

Hodge Twins: [01:33:41] The little Asian kid in there.

Speaker13: [01:33:43] Adult?

Speaker3: [01:33:44] No, it wasn't even Asian Atreyu.

Steven: [01:33:45] And I auditioned for the show in Canada.

Speaker3: [01:33:47] Neverending Story. Did I tell you about that?

Steven: [01:33:48] Oh, we're getting to the root of your anger.

Speaker3: [01:33:49] No, no, no. I auditioned and it was down to me and one other guy.

Steven: [01:33:53] For the best friend named Luke, which was like Sebastian was the name of the main character. Oh, it was down to me and this other guy. And that night I got a call. I was like, they said.

Speaker3: [01:34:02] Yeah, you didn't get it.

Steven: [01:34:03] And I said, Oh man, because I thought I killed you.

Speaker3: [01:34:05] And they said, Yeah.

Steven: [01:34:06] They decided to go.

Speaker3: [01:34:07] Well, they decided they were.

Steven: [01:34:09] Going more ethnic. And I watch.

Speaker3: [01:34:10] It and it was this. It was this Bangladeshi kid. I was like, it was me. Or that he was like, Oh, Sebastian, don't play with the book. You lose. I'm like, I can't believe I lost to that. But fair play.

Hodge Twins: [01:34:23] But they didn't pick the best.

Speaker3: [01:34:25] No, they didn't. The kid was not good.

Steven: [01:34:27] Yeah, I, I should have been in the never I that should have been me. I also told that story when I auditioned for Are You Afraid of the Dark? And I didn't realize until that I was a ringer that was brought in because it was the name was Andy Wang. And I was reading The Tale of the Misfortune Cookie like it was the first. And I was sitting there and as I'm blowing, I'm like, Oh, no. I realize everyone else in the in the audition room is Asian.

Speaker3: [01:34:48] Yeah.

Speaker13: [01:34:49] You're like, this is, this is.

Steven: [01:34:50] And I had to go through it. Like I had to go through the motions. Like, can you just let me go? Yeah.

Gerald: [01:34:54] You aren't going to say yes? No, you're not going to.

Steven: [01:34:56] Say yes to this. I don't make a good WANG.

Speaker13: [01:35:00] All right.

Steven: [01:35:01] Let's grab a couple more chats and then we'll go.

Speaker14: [01:35:04] All right. Prince P asks for the twins. What is the funniest actually racist thing that has ever happened to you? Wow. And what impressed you about it?

Speaker3: [01:35:13] That's a really loaded question.

Hodge Twins: [01:35:15] Somebody's funny and racist at the same.

Speaker13: [01:35:16] Time and impressive.

Speaker3: [01:35:17] And impressive.

Gerald: [01:35:18] Forget the impressive part at the end.

Hodge Twins: [01:35:20] I mean. Well, we grew up in Virginia and it was down in the South. And I remember I had this white friend because we lived in a poor white neighborhood.

Steven: [01:35:26] Oh, now you're pulling a Gerald. Look at all.

Speaker13: [01:35:28] My white friends.

Hodge Twins: [01:35:28] Oh, no, no. We lived in a poor white neighborhood because my dad didn't want to live in a black side of town. So where does.

Steven: [01:35:35] Your dad lived? In another side of town. You don't say?

Hodge Twins: [01:35:37] No. My dad didn't want to live on the black side of town. My apologies.

Speaker3: [01:35:40] Because that was racist.

Hodge Twins: [01:35:41] To me. He thought it was safer to be with a bunch of white racist people than a bunch of crazy ass niggers. But. But anyway, we had this white friend, his name was, Well, I ain't going to say his name.

Speaker3: [01:35:51] Say it. Say his name. Say his name.

Hodge Twins: [01:35:54] He came to our comedy show. Yeah, he came to one of our comedy shows. I hadn't seen him for years, but anyway, we just playing. I said, Why do you always have to go when your mom calls you? It's like your dad never calls. And it's like, Well, he went up to the top of the hill and he was talking to his dad and I said, What did he say? Can you stay out and play? He said, No. My mom told me to stop playing with niggers. Wow. I was like, How old are we? Was like 12. He stuck.

Gerald: [01:36:14] The R on that.

Hodge Twins: [01:36:15] One. Yeah, we might be even younger than that. Didn't help. The crazy thing is, when he said it, men keep just started busting out laughing. And then I was like, Fuck you, you little.

Speaker3: [01:36:27] And did you not play with him anymore?

Speaker13: [01:36:28] No.

Hodge Twins: [01:36:28] We went. His mom wasn't there. We always played with him. It was his dad was really cool. Yeah, but his mom was racist. His dad follows me on Facebook. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Not his mom, though. Yeah, his dad. They divorced. They actually end up divorcing, like.

Steven: [01:36:41] Yeah, just so you know, I divorced that bitch. Sorry about the whole. Can't play with everything. Yeah.

Speaker13: [01:36:44] Yeah.

Hodge Twins: [01:36:45] You know, we're such kids. Yeah. He didn't even know the real the implications of that. When he said the N-word. He probably did. He said it just like you were saying. He said.

Speaker13: [01:36:53] Yeah, See you later, niggers.

Hodge Twins: [01:36:55] I'll see you tomorrow. It was like the way he said it. I just thought that shit was funny because he didn't understand. Because he wasn't racist. Yeah, he wasn't racist. It's a perfect.

Steven: [01:37:02] Example. When you hang people on words like he was like.

Speaker3: [01:37:04] He was just.

Hodge Twins: [01:37:05] Repeating his mom. Yeah.

Steven: [01:37:07] I mean, it didn't help that later on he joined a hate group, but.

[01:37:10] Yeah, but, you know.

Hodge Twins: [01:37:12] Yeah, but I was like, wow. I was like, okay, well, see you tomorrow. Yeah, See you at school tomorrow.

Steven: [01:37:17] It's funny, you know, I had never actually heard a white in my life say the N-word, like in an actual racist context, of course. And again, this is the difference People sing in hip hop songs. People telling a joke. Okay, Sure. And you may say that's in bad taste, but someone actually saying it like I don't like. And it was at a Bob Evans and it was in Virginia, actually. I was doing a comedy gig and the guy was like, Oh, let me take you out to lunch. And then he said it and I'm like, And then it was Bob Evans. It was all white people. So they just looked at him and he was like, I.

Hodge Twins: [01:37:41] Heard it a lot growing up, but where we live, shit happened like every other weekend. I mean, I remember I went to Hopkins House, man, that dude, why don't you say his name? He's probably dead anyway.

Speaker3: [01:37:53] Probably got taken out by someone.

Hodge Twins: [01:37:54] Tried to kill himself, like, five times.

Speaker13: [01:37:56] Oh, boy.

Hodge Twins: [01:37:57] But what, did he just.

Steven: [01:37:59] Go into an NBA game and yell the N-word at the top.

Speaker3: [01:38:01] Of his lungs?

Hodge Twins: [01:38:02] I've never been to his house, but his mom was racist. Racist as shit. I said, was it fucking racist? White momma? Don't worry about that nigger. She's not here. So I'm in a house, right? And he's got this dog, and the dog is shitting all over the place. Yeah. Yeah. So I got pissed. I got pissed. I was. I was pissed up. I took my shoe off. His dog came up to lick me. I took the dog shit and I wiped it all over the dog. I did. His mama came home. Oh, what's this shit all over his damn dog? Yeah. Time for me to go.

Speaker13: [01:38:37] That is neat.

Hodge Twins: [01:38:40] Yeah, because there was shit everywhere he wouldn't clean.

Speaker3: [01:38:42] You covered the dog in his own crap. Like Schwarzenegger in Predator?

Hodge Twins: [01:38:46] Yeah. He stepped in and he got pissed off and said the dog came, so he took the shoe off. So here you go, you bastard. Just wipe the shit on him.

Speaker3: [01:38:53] Well, you know, now we have that.

Hodge Twins: [01:38:55] Was messed up.

Speaker3: [01:38:55] I shouldn't have did that. The good news is we still have racists watching, but we.

Steven: [01:38:58] Now have animal rights activists.

Gerald: [01:39:00] It was a white dog. So it's a hate crime.

Hodge Twins: [01:39:02] Well, it was like ten when you did that. Yeah, Just a dumb kid. Just a little kid. Yeah. No, of course.

Speaker13: [01:39:07] We all make mistakes.

Speaker3: [01:39:08] Yeah, we all make mistakes. And people actually, you got.

Steven: [01:39:10] Over your fear of dogs in this studio. People still go and watch that clip for that. And now you guys have dogs?

Hodge Twins: [01:39:15] Yeah. Or. Yeah, I got two dogs. I got a pit bull. Another look like a skunk. I don't know what it is. Well, that's.

Speaker3: [01:39:19] Because he keeps smearing.

Steven: [01:39:20] Crap on it. That's not his natural.

Hodge Twins: [01:39:22] A white stripe right down his back. Let's go.

Speaker3: [01:39:25] All right, let's grab one final check.

Steven: [01:39:27] Oh, gosh. I think we'll actually make our time today. And then. Then we'll head out. And tomorrow we won't do joke review. We appreciate it, but we'll do better.

Speaker13: [01:39:35] We'll wait on you to do better. Yeah. Final chat.

Hodge Twins: [01:39:38] Screen them better.

Speaker14: [01:39:39] Yeah. All right. Crippled Cowboy has a question for Guru Crowder. I'm 20, in a wheelchair in openly MAGA with dating. How do I increase the odds of finding genuine love? Grow some.

Speaker3: [01:39:48] Legs.

Speaker13: [01:39:50] Oh, God. Jesus.

Gerald: [01:39:52] I think maybe he has cold blooded.

Speaker13: [01:39:54] Does he?

Speaker3: [01:39:55] Yeah. Yeah. You know what? You should just like, you should just wheel yourself into.

Steven: [01:39:58] A rally and say.

Speaker3: [01:39:58] I want to be where the people are. See them dancing now? I'm just kidding. Let's go grab a bite now.

Hodge Twins: [01:40:07] Go find you a crippled girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah. Be a lot easier than getting someone standing up, you know? Yeah, exactly.

Speaker3: [01:40:12] I mean, yeah. I mean.

Steven: [01:40:14] Otherwise, how are you going to. It's going to be like a Spider-Man kiss where you're upside down the whole time.

Hodge Twins: [01:40:19] Makes them get a girlfriend. He's just sitting in his wheelchair, just getting sucked off. Yeah, just a good old days right here.

Speaker3: [01:40:26] Is there a is there like a dating app for handicapped people?

Speaker13: [01:40:29] It's got.

Hodge Twins: [01:40:29] To be there's got.

Gerald: [01:40:30] To be like, maybe a filter for.

Speaker3: [01:40:31] That like gear grinder, dot com.

Hodge Twins: [01:40:35] Gear.

Speaker14: [01:40:37] There is disability matching is a free disability dating app for the disabled wheelchair and physically impaired women and men who want to meet up.

Steven: [01:40:44] Of course it's free because you're not.

Speaker3: [01:40:46] Going to be the asshole.

Steven: [01:40:46] Who charges disabled people.

Speaker13: [01:40:48] For dating. Great idea. Can't show up on.

Hodge Twins: [01:40:57] 599 a month. Yeah.

Steven: [01:40:58] It shows up on Shark Tank.

Speaker3: [01:41:00] They're like, All right. And what are your sales?

Steven: [01:41:02] I'm not comfortable with that. Let's just go with zero. Increase your chances of dating.

Speaker3: [01:41:11] I guess, is the implication.

Steven: [01:41:12] Obviously we're joking is that you're saying it's difficult because you're disabled or more so because you're MAGA, in which case, look, places like, you know, church places like, you know, find some local political organization to become affiliated with. And I will tell you this one thing in in every handicap or I don't know if we use the term person wheelchair bound someone.

Speaker13: [01:41:30] Worse.

Speaker3: [01:41:31] They've.

Steven: [01:41:32] Always been with gorgeous women.

Speaker3: [01:41:33] Yeah, they really have. But I will tell you this because I don't have a I.

Steven: [01:41:36] Don't have a problem with that because, you know, that's permissible nowadays. Of course.

Speaker3: [01:41:40] Is, is.

Steven: [01:41:41] We had my dad managed properties and there was this one basement apartment where it was a couple and both of them were severely mentally retarded and that was dangerous. But I was like, You can't do this. I'm sorry. Like someone has to step in. And like this is an appropriate role for government. They're going to burn the rest of this apartment down like they would they would lock themselves in.

Speaker3: [01:42:01] The apartment.

Steven: [01:42:01] Regularly and they and then they would call someone, but they would call the wrong person to ask them to get out. And they're like, we don't have the key. Just unlock the door. Like we can't I don't know.

Speaker3: [01:42:13] We can't get out. And so they would have to, like, pull them out of the window.

Speaker13: [01:42:17] Geez.

Speaker3: [01:42:18] Because both of them because think about it, they didn't have an advisor. Right? Right. So how do we escape? I guess we're going to die.

Speaker13: [01:42:27] And this is all true.

Speaker3: [01:42:28] They were both retired.

Hodge Twins: [01:42:29] I should not be laughing at one time.

Speaker13: [01:42:34] Right?

Hodge Twins: [01:42:34] You dumb fuck.

Speaker13: [01:42:35] One time one of them thought.

Steven: [01:42:37] That voices were attacking them and then the other one.

Speaker3: [01:42:39] Agreed. I think voices are attacking me. Do you hear them? No, but I'll take your.

Speaker13: [01:42:44] Word for it.

Hodge Twins: [01:42:46] So it's the guy and a girl? It was a.

Speaker3: [01:42:48] Guy, Yeah. Older two. And they were.

Steven: [01:42:49] Severely mentally retarded. And it was just a dangerous couple.

Speaker3: [01:42:53] If you leave the gas on the stove on, you know where everyone else is. The smell, the voices, it smells when they show up and gets cold.

Speaker10: [01:43:04] Hey, what's the smell?

Speaker13: [01:43:05] Give me a cigarette. Yes.

Speaker3: [01:43:08] And then the thing is, everyone.

Steven: [01:43:10] Else in the apartments had to be on.

Speaker3: [01:43:11] Alert, right?

Steven: [01:43:12] They were always having to check in on them.

Speaker3: [01:43:15] But the point is, I don't think you run into that.

Steven: [01:43:17] Problem if you're in a wheelchair.

Speaker3: [01:43:18] That's true.

Hodge Twins: [01:43:19] I they didn't have a neighborhood watch. They had a dumb ass watch.

Speaker13: [01:43:22] They had they had every apartment.

Speaker3: [01:43:24] Didn't want to get burned alive.

Steven: [01:43:25] Watch.

Speaker3: [01:43:26] And the thing is, they were really nice people, but they were.

Steven: [01:43:28] Constantly getting injured. They were constantly.

Speaker3: [01:43:31] Like it was just it was really dangerous.

Speaker13: [01:43:33] And again.

Speaker3: [01:43:35] What do you do? What do you do? Yeah. And that's why, you know, that's why we evicted them.

Hodge Twins: [01:43:40] It's like that one episode or something about Mary when he went in and he had his nuts.

Speaker13: [01:43:45] In his head, the beans above the frank and beans.

Hodge Twins: [01:43:48] Frank was like, You get the zipper to the top.

Speaker3: [01:43:52] So the point is, there's.

Steven: [01:43:54] Someone for everyone.

Hodge Twins: [01:43:55] Yeah, yeah, yeah, it is.

Steven: [01:43:56] You just need to take the proper precautions because, you know, there is a community as well. And if you put them all at risk, then you're just being selfish. I don't know. Gerald, do you want. Do you have. Do you have something like deep to say.

Gerald: [01:44:07] Anything to end it right there.

Speaker3: [01:44:10] Did any news break while we're in here? Did anything happen? Did they arrest Donald Trump?

Gerald: [01:44:13] No, no, no, no. The whatever the group is meeting today, but I can't think of what they're called grand jury. They're meeting today. And we'll see if they come up with a decision. But I'm sure CNN's going to make you think they're arresting Donald Trump so that you'll not tune out. Yeah, right, exactly. No, I mean, look, with anything like this, like that's a very difficult situation to be in, Right. Obviously, being in a wheelchair, can that mentally that can be something that's almost insurmountable for most people, right? Sure. So that's the first thing you have to do is get to a place where you're you have something to offer to somebody. And I'm not saying like the physical side of Gerald. No, no, no. Stop it. Oh, my God.

Speaker3: [01:44:47] I mean, that was. We were joking. That was the meanest thing said today. If you're in a wheelchair, get to the point where you have something to offer society.

Steven: [01:44:54] No, I.

Gerald: [01:44:55] Did not say society. I said, somebody.

Speaker3: [01:44:57] Let's. You know what?

Speaker13: [01:44:58] Here you go. Give me some rope.

Speaker16: [01:44:59] Yeah, maybe another shovel.

Hodge Twins: [01:45:00] Let's give some more rope.

Speaker13: [01:45:02] Yeah, go ahead.

Gerald: [01:45:03] If you're constantly just thinking about that and not in a place where you can be exciting and fun to be around and loving to somebody else, then obviously nobody's going to want to date you. So you have to get to a place where you're comfortable with that and then you can go out into these groups, like you said, church groups and other places, because it's just like anything else, like if you're really overweight, if you're constantly negative on yourself or being really maybe it's a good motivator. But when you're out with other people, nobody wants to be around a negative person, whether they are skinny or fat, it doesn't matter. Nobody wants to be around a negative person whether they're in a wheelchair or whether they can. They can they can place in the 100 meter dash. Right. It doesn't matter. So make sure you get to a place where you're offering something to somebody so that you can be an attractive potential, mate. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, I think you're absolutely, regardless of where you happen to be sitting. Yeah.

Steven: [01:45:45] And by the way, I think it's very, very easy to get into the not the Special Olympics, but it's the Handicap Olympics. What's the one where it's handicap? I think it's special. No, special is where it's mental.

Gerald: [01:45:55] Oh no, that's true. Yes.

Steven: [01:45:56] Is it the handicap Olympics? The what is it?

Gerald: [01:45:58] There's they did come up with a new name for it.

Steven: [01:46:00] The Olympics. Stop it. It's a Which one is the Paralympics.

Speaker13: [01:46:04] The Paralympics?

Steven: [01:46:05] Olympics.

Speaker3: [01:46:05] The Paralympics. Oh. Oh, You could get like the Pistorius legs.

Gerald: [01:46:09] Why aren't you doing that?

Speaker3: [01:46:10] What's that? The South African guy who killed his girlfriend? Yeah.

Hodge Twins: [01:46:14] Those guys. Yeah. The legs that go tink. Tink.

Speaker13: [01:46:16] Yeah. Yeah. But, see, you could be like Lieutenant.

Gerald: [01:46:19] Dan and get new legs.

Speaker13: [01:46:21] Yeah, exactly.

Hodge Twins: [01:46:21] Tink, tink, tink, tink.

Gerald: [01:46:24] There's options, is what I'm saying.

Steven: [01:46:26] I always wonder, though. I will say maybe someone can answer this. You know what? I'll leave you with a question for tomorrow, because I watched the Paralympics and of course, you know, we're proud, obviously. Yes. Everyone in the country, we have the Paralympics. I don't know when. I have no idea. So I just know I feel an immense sense of pride whenever it does happen. Yes. But here's the thing. I always I don't know how they pick the events. How do they pick the events? Because there are so many different ways to be physically disabled. What if someone are they like, okay, you don't have. Your legs. Wheelchair. Wheelchair basketball. What if a guy is like, Hey, how about.

Speaker3: [01:46:58] One armed basketball?

Steven: [01:46:59] Not enough players? That's wheelchair basketball. You have to go do one arm shot put. But that's not my sport.

Speaker3: [01:47:04] Well, look, it's the Paralympics, okay? We only.

Gerald: [01:47:06] Need one arm for.

Speaker13: [01:47:07] Shot put.

Hodge Twins: [01:47:07] Play tennis.

Speaker3: [01:47:08] Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. I mean, they play have to play doubles someone. She's a left handed and he's right. Hands like you go left. You go right. Why do I always have to be left? Because you only have a left. I don't know how they pick the events. I have no idea. So genuinely I'm curious.

Steven: [01:47:27] And I could. I could.

Speaker3: [01:47:28] Do the.

Steven: [01:47:28] Research on it, but I can't be bothered. So you guys just let me know how they how they figure out the Paralympics. And I feel like that's as good a place as.

Speaker3: [01:47:37] Any to end this show because it went off.

Steven: [01:47:39] The rails very quickly. Hodgetwins Thank you very much.

Speaker3: [01:47:41] They're going to be I think we have Kari Lake on This week taking her life in her hands. We'll see you tomorrow, 10 a.m. Eastern. God bless.