Hello there, Internet, I’m Baxter. You probably don’t recognize my voice, but I’m your friendly, neighborhood curmudgeon with four legs and a tail. And while I am not unhappy about my fluffy Los Angeles existence, there are a few things I can no longer refrain from barking about. Namely, all the things that you bi-pedals just do not seem to understand about your self-described “best friends.” Yes, okay, I’m venting. But honestly, you guys are so bad at listening that I literally had to start my own podcast to be heard, so… Have I got you by the ears now? Great! 

Now go check out the first episode of Inner Monodogue wherever you listen to podcasts.