EDWARD: Look, all I’m saying is “What have I got in my pocket” is NOT a Riddle! That’s just a question! By definition alone, he lost the contest. (IKKY caws) EDWARD: I know he had three guesses, but that’s still not fair. It’s just a cop out is all. It’s a matter of… oh. Well… this is different. Why would they put a wall here? He asks, fleeing from an asylum. Good point, Edward. I guess we’re going through door number 2, Ikky. Well, this is considerably more sewer than I care for. Hold on tight, wee one. The terrain is a bit… ugh. I shudder to think what the terrain is. (IKKY caws) EDWARD: Yes, I know it’s bad, but they’re not YOUR Bruno Maglis wading through human filth, are they? Oh good lord… One would be at a loss to imagine how this could get worse. (Crocodile growls) EDWARD: …Why do I say words? Okay… backing up now. Haha, no need for trouble, fellas. Just a bitter human with an incredibly tasty bird passing through. (Crocodile hisses and snaps) EDWARD: I don’t think they’re buying it. ???: You shoulda known better than tryin’ to pass down here, boy. EDWARD: Wait… ???: You ready to feed some bellies? EDWARD: …Waylon, is that you? …. WAYLON:….Eddie? EDWARD: Dammit Waylon, you scared the shit out of me! WAYLON: Well at least you in the right place! Haha! Damn, Eddie! It’s good t’see ya! EDWARD: Likewise. I could do without the crowd, though. WAYLON: Oh these guys? Ahh, they just here to scare. Ain’t gonna hurt ya none. Are you? Aight now, run along while Daddy gabs. EDWARD: So is this the latest idea of fun? Sewer security? WAYLON: Y’know it was to start with, but Arkham noticed some of the runaways beggin’ to be let back in, and they started wonderin’ why. When Jonny found out what I was doin’, he made sure Arkham threw a few dollars my way to keep the folks where they aughtta be. EDWARD: Good work if you can get it. WAYLON: So whatcha doin’ in ol’ Croc’s neck o’ da woods? EDWARD: I’m a man on a mission, albeit a conscripted one. WAYLON: Eh? EDWARD: Our good Doctor’s gone missing, and I’m going to help him out of the goodness of Oswald’s heart. WAYLON: I was gonna say, bout the only way Ikky’d be on your shoulder is if Jonboy was in trouble. Hadn’t stopped by in a while neither. Figured he just didn’t wanna talk to Ol’ Waylon no more. EDWARD: Does he visit often? WAYLON: ‘Bout once a week if he had the time. Said he was takin’ on new patients, but he didn’t charge me none. Heh, I mean… no one’s ever wanted to talk to Killer Croc before. Gets lonely if you let it. Sometimes you just need someone t’talk to, y’know? EDWARD: I… yeah. Sometimes you do. WAYLON: Speakin’ of! You have to meet the chirruns! EDWARD: Beg pardon? WAYLON: C’mon over here. Come meet the family! (Duckling quacks.) WAYLON: C’mon over here, kiddies. Come say hi to Eddie naw! (More duckling quacks.) WAYLON: Alright now, this here is Waylon the Third. This one’s little Dickie. This here is Jonjon, and this one’s Eddie – he’s the smart one, that one. Always runnin’ around. Where’d he put his little hat? EDWARD: They’re beautiful, Waylon. A perfect little family, but I’m afraid I have to get on my merry little way. Duty calls and whatnot. WAYLON: Where you headed, anyhow? EDWARD: Uhm… 43rd and Nine. WAYLON: The farm? Ohhh, you’d do well to stay away from there, Eddie. There’s a stink in there water don’t wash away. EDWARD: Any other day, I would avoid it like the plague, but I fear my hands are tied. WAYLON: You wan’t ol’ Waylon t’tag along? EDWARD: The muscle would be appreciated, believe me, but I fear we would draw too much attention together. WAYLON: Fair ‘nuff. Farm’s about six miles east – you follow system A here, and hang a left at the split. It’ll take you right alongside 43rd, so it’s just a hop to the farm. EDWARD: A and then left. Much obliged, Mr. Jones. WAYLON: You need help though, you know what to do. EDWARD: Most assuredly. Take care of yourself Waylon, and the chirruns. WAYLON: You too, Ed. Don’t be a stranger now, huh? EDWARD: Certainly not – now that I have an address. WAYLON: Bye now. Bye Ikky. (IKKY caws) EDWARD: Alright Ikky, only… six more miles.