EDWARD: Sirofchaos asks: Good evening sir Riddler, I was wondering how I could become an apprentice, or at least an upper-class henchman, of the most powerful and intelligent man in the world? And, anonymous asks: Would you ever consider taking on an apprentice? I'm sure there are plenty of people, including myself, who would love to learn from you. And, anonymous asks: ask-piedpiper's query had me thinking that you were about to get your own Harley. How would you react to such a thing?

Honestly? The idea has never appealed to me. Oh sure, there are some who need the everlasting love and support of what is, essentially, a bubbly punching bag, but I prefer my solitary lifestyle. Is that to say I would never have some sort of apprentice? Who can say? The only problem would be that if I did bring someone into the proverbial fold, they couldn't be smarter than I was, or else I would no doubt destroy them for fear of being outwitted and overthrown. And if they weren't as smart as me, I would see no reason keeping intellectual dead-weight in my company. It would seem, therefore, I should just be left to my own devices.