EDWARD: Anonymous asks: Do you rape women? Or do you just stalk them down and follow their every move?

You must be a JOY at parties. At first, I wasn't going to answer this. I had considered letting it fade from both my inbox and my memory, but then I thought: oh, why pass up a moment to tear off the proverbial strip? Now when I see something like this, given what I've answered before, I can't even get mad. Oh sure, I'm slightly peeved that my only two options in this question would make me either a sex offender or a maladjusted pervert, but this question has the stink of Casefile 77 all over it. For those of you who haven't been around long, Casefile 77 asked me if I had ever committed a sexual assault on a woman before; apologising for being candid but "hey, I was a criminal, after all". My response was justifiably incensed. To this day, that is still the dumbest question I have ever been asked, which brings us to this one. So why am I not mad at this, when I was with 77? Simple - because 77 asked a question that, albeit incredibly stupid, was genuine. They really thought they were asking a good question, and making a valid point about criminals, to boot. It was INCREDIBLY infuriating. But - they didn't know how I would react. Now, my feelings on this subject are known. So when this question was asked, the author (in their mind) knew I would become angry. I refuse to give them that satisfaction. I will simply say that the author of this question is nothing more than a troll. A pathetic, sub-human worm that isn't fit to lick my boot heel. Furthermore, shame on you for using such a serious issue as a means to simply try to get my goat, you insensitive piece of garbage. (tosses papers aside) We're done here.