candaceleighhk asks: Seems like a pointless question, but I feel the need to satisfy my curiosity – Suicide Blondes, Homicidal Brunettes… What are Redheads? They tend to be tall, handsome, expensively dressed, witty, ridiculously intelligent - oh, you meant someone other than me. Bit of a boring question, but alright. Well, in my experience, redheaded women tend to be Eco-Terrorists with a righteous fury that Mother Nature would envy. Something snappy? I’d say Androcide Redhead, but that seems too limiting… hm. We’ll call her an Omnicide Redhead: that should please her. Anonymous asks: Like you said before, serial killers get groupies, rock stars get groupies, so do rogues get groupies? Not fangirls, but proper groupies who are trying to get notches on their bedposts? AND Anonymous asks: Ever had a stalker? Stalking a rogue is rather like being a big game hunter: you best know what to do when that lion turns around. I’ve yet to have a stalker that I know of, but I get my share of fan mail. It can’t be because of my naughty reputation and healthy bank account, noooo. My gosh, it must be my dazzling personality. Whether it be missives of adoration or hate, this is why paper shredders were invented. mooseings asks: Do you have any religious ideals or beliefs? Do you think if you had any, they would influence your actions? Given the bizarre things I’ve seen in my lifetime, I’d describe myself as an agnostic. Despite being raised by Catholic parents, that hand-me-down never fit. Would it affect my actions, if it had? No. Any person who needs the promise of divine reward in exchange for continued good behaviour is a waste of an egg. Anonymous asks: I’ve recently seen a lot of art featuring you and a girl named Aurelie as a romantic pair – Any thoughts on that? None whatsoever. Beats me why people do these things: perhaps they think they could make me a good man - that a woman’s abiding love could change me where no professional help could. There’s a laugh - I am what you see, whether you like it or not. Diableret asks: Hello Mr. Nygma – Di here. Wanted to ask, what’s the best way to escape from Arkham? Please help. Go through the front door. See how that works out for ya. Could work, could be a baton to the back of the head. Won’t know ‘til you try! crabbyseer asks: I am the beginning of the end but more or less only change one, I can be drawn out with a kiss, or go off with a gun. I end with a life, but begin with an eye, I am easily broken but held with an infinite tie. What am I? AND iwillpostnothing asks: It travels far when it is bright, it moves by both day and night, but it neither warmth nor light. What is it? AND Anonymous asks: Greetings, Mr. Nygma! I thought I’d try my hand at riddle making, although my fear is that this will be a little too easy for you: A Pirate’s brand, an Odin’s mark, to keep the ocular in the dark, I’ve 20-null vision, but can you see what exactly I’ve described to thee? The first is marriage, though the riddle seems to have suffered a tragic bloating accident. To be clear, it is ‘til death do we part - unless you mean to say that the end of all marriages is a birth. A tad cynical for a simple riddle, but sure. The second is the moon. The third is an eyepatch. Why do you send me riddles? I write them, I don’t collect them. It’s like a child handing you sticky macaroni art with a gap-toothed grin and an expectation of gratitude. Stick them on your own damn fridge. Anonymous asks: Would you tell us a bedtime story? Daddy’s busy. Haven’t you got websites for that sort of thing? chibodees-girls asks: Hello Riddler, I was wondering what your favourite dinner usually consists of? I’m not fussy. I do prefer to make food for myself, since cooking is a great joy of mine. If I’m not in the kitchen then I at least desire to know exactly what went into it, who made it, and why. For this reason I am still alive. As for preference, I avoid nutritional dead ends like macaroni and cheese, hot dogs, or any kind of over-processed gunk that all but screams a bad case of rickets. (amused) But like I said, not fussy. Anonymous asks: Tell us about your exes, please? Let’s see. There’s Scarecrow, Two-Face, Penguin, Bookworm, and the Cluemaster. That last one - what a clash of egos. Compounded by the fact that I was always right. Oh yes - and the Gotham City Sirens, both separate and together. I think that’s all the people I’ve worked with before. That’s what you meant, right? What else could you have meant? wonderlandshouseoftricks asks: Do you have any musical preference? AND askpluckybecky asks: Good evening, Riddler, as I hear you’re not fond of the title “Mister”. Is there a certain genre you enjoy listening to? AND Diableret asks: Hello Mr. Nigma - What is your favourite song? All the best and hope you bring down the bat soon, Di. AND Anonymous asks: Have you heard anything by The Indelicates? I think that a man of your wit would enjoy their music. AND snitchandaspy asks: Riddler, sir! Though I understand you are often busy and may not have time, I wonder, do you listen to music? It's a common habit of genii (and others, don’t get me wrong) to listen to something to stimulate their imagination as they work, or are you a complete silence kind of person? I’m curious as to what type of music would catch your fancy? AND Anonymous asks: What kind of music do you like to listen to? Alright, hold up. Did you just say genii? The plural is geniuses - the word you used is the plural of genie. Never try to be clever in my presence again - how about you take a deep breath and sit down before you hurt yourself, old sport. Now what were you babbling about…? Music. I love music. Who doesn’t? Big band and swing are my favourites, for personal and public singing purposes. Classical is best employed when working, so the lyrics don’t impede your thoughts. (mutters) Genii. Fuck’s sake.