00:00:06:00 - 00:00:12:58 Unknown What are you talking about? I just hit this thing for, like, 10s. Let's see. 00:00:13:03 - 00:00:35:58 Unknown Who buries duplicates? I'm so sorry. Oh. Oh, sorry. I'm making a piece of tiramisu, so. Oh, sorry. I'm stopping now. Anyways. Hi. Welcome back to Toke It Out. How are you guys? How was your week? How is your post post for 20? Is it amazing? How was your 422? Was it fabulous? I hope so, I'm good. Thank you so much for asking. 00:00:35:58 - 00:00:57:25 Unknown I really appreciate that. Some life updates for me. I went to a new Botox performance of One eyebrow is higher than the other. Yes it is. Don't mention it. Don't be a jerk. Okay? We're going to fix up in a couple weeks. Don't you work? Don't worry about sweetheart. Don't worry about it, sweetheart. So that's what this is all I have to say about that life update for me. 00:00:57:30 - 00:01:18:01 Unknown What? Okay, so, listen, I. And I think I've talked about my Botox person on here before. I really like her. But I recently started going to a dermatologist because I had, like, a little. What's it called? It's like a little. It's technically like skin cancer, but it's like it's called basil cells or whatever. My mom's got a history of it. 00:01:18:01 - 00:01:41:18 Unknown It like, is genetics. So, I had to get it removed. And I just thought, if I'm going to see somebody doing those kind of procedures, I wanted it to be in the same office as my dermatologist, if possible. And luckily, there is this woman there named Gail who has been doing this for like 28 years. So, I just decided to go to her just in case something weird happens with my skin. 00:01:41:18 - 00:01:57:04 Unknown There's some kind of weird breakout. I don't. At least the records are all right there. So that's what I was saying about that. But anyways, yeah, my eyebrow might be a little bit higher. On the other one, too. Weightless. And that was the problem the first time. If you don't remember, I'll put up the picture again if I can find it. 00:01:57:09 - 00:02:23:13 Unknown And then just the podcast where I always have animal hair on my lips. Gross. Fucking gross. But guess what, y'all? I found you better believe it. The Guy Fieri lights the Guy Fieri, Waterloo beverage. Oh, no no, no, hold on. I'm not. I'm not very good at this. You guys aren't. You know, the water. Whoa, whoa. 00:02:23:18 - 00:02:43:21 Unknown The Waterloo beverages. Sorry, audio listeners. You guys don't even fucking care that I'm showing these. But we do have these, and we're going to try it probably a little bit later in the episode. I'm going to wait till my dry mouth kicks in just a touch more, the Waterloo, Guy Fieri, Flavortown. I'm always on the road to Flavortown. 00:02:43:21 - 00:03:01:15 Unknown Listen, my life is a road trip to Flavortown, and I know a lot of fat jokes are about to happen and be like, you know, if you know. Yeah, bitch, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. I like to fucking eat delicious food, have delicious flavors. That is the spice of life. 00:03:01:15 - 00:03:21:30 Unknown I literally don't at me. And he was. And by the way, these are fucking sparkling waters. So this is everybody should be able to have this hopefully. I don't know, maybe if you are like my friend who just got their gallbladder out, literally, my friend saw that I was listening to Britney Ross's podcast. She got her gallbladder out, and then I hit up my friend. 00:03:21:30 - 00:03:37:19 Unknown She's like, oh, by the way, I'm in the hospital like 20 minutes from you. I'm getting my gallbladder out and I'm like, it's an epidemic. So, so hopefully she can still have these two because I'm gonna send her home with some, actually coming to visit. But we have the spiced mango sorbet. Here we go. And put it off camera. 00:03:37:19 - 00:03:59:18 Unknown Sorry, sorry, sorry. Chaotic as always. We have the huckleberry cobbler and then the Italian lemon ice. You guys don't remember? That was our most anticipated of the month. So we are going to get into a couple of topics, and then. And then hold on for. Oh, my. Here you go. Audio listeners. That's for you. Listen, that's for you. 00:03:59:27 - 00:04:24:54 Unknown That's for you. Go look here. Jingle, jingle. I was at the dog park, and I was. I'm just like. I'm goofy, clumsy. My, I like, got a set done. And then I broke this pinky. And so she had to miss out on the the new set like new Bluey set. So bummer. Bummer. But go ahead, roast me, roast me more. 00:04:24:59 - 00:04:51:47 Unknown I just I like to call it out. I like to call it out. I like to call it all out at the top of the episode. How do you. It's six minutes of me talking about not shit. Not shit if you're still here. Wow. How am I trying to diplomatically say this? Every outfit I see a sex worker where I'm, like, beautiful. 00:04:51:52 - 00:05:14:16 Unknown I need that outfit. Where'd you get that? And it's always just some, like, bagged outfit. But in my heart of hearts, I'm like, gorgeous. Where'd you get that? Amaze thing? Where'd you get that? So I think in my past life, I, may have dabbled in that work. You know, maybe that's what I'd love to do. Oh, my God, have you heard about past life regression? 00:05:14:18 - 00:05:38:15 Unknown Maybe that's something we'll talk about. Let's talk about past life regression. Because part of me definitely thinks I was part of, like, some weird things back in the day and some, like, harsh traumas and whatever. So, and I don't know, is that because the cycle repeats itself? Who knows? Past life regression. But I've heard of other people doing this. 00:05:38:20 - 00:06:08:33 Unknown My therapist even has done this, like, swear she's been like, oh, yeah, know I've done it. Our past life regression is a therapeutic technique that uses hypnosis to help individuals recall and explore memories of past lives, often within the context of reincarnation beliefs. While proponents believe that pleasure can provide insights into current life issues, resolve traumas, or offer a spiritual experience, it's not scientifically supported and is considered largely discredited by the medical community. 00:06:08:40 - 00:06:34:54 Unknown Listen, I am with you there like I. Is it scientific? I don't know, I don't know, I don't know if I would, I don't know if I would necessarily categories as scientific I don't know. Reiki works for some people. I'm not I haven't done Reiki. So I just don't have a personal perspective. But Reiki has worked for some people and it's just and it's just moving energy from what I understand. 00:06:34:58 - 00:06:59:57 Unknown Like so who's to say this hasn't I love and have love since I was like 12 years old? Holly Madison, her show, her podcast, the fact that she had lives in Vegas. My dream, very cool. Love it. But she has done past life regression and she thinks it's good. I'm paraphrasing. She has said it has provided some insight to her life. 00:07:00:01 - 00:07:45:12 Unknown So let's see. PLR invite involves guided hypnosis or deep relaxation techniques to help individuals access their subconscious mind and potentially recall memories of past lives. How would you use? Therapists often guide clients through visualizations, sensory experiences, and questions to help them explore their alleged past lives. So, I like in my, like, semi-conscious state, am I in like a quote unquote and like, maybe, this isn't the right world word, but like dream world, you know, am I in this like, you know, this kind of DMT fueled, dream world, like, R.E.M. type situation? 00:07:45:12 - 00:08:13:30 Unknown I don't know, and I'm whatever. I'm not saying that you are. You're not. But like it, obviously, if you're in deep relaxation or hypnosis, your conscious mind isn't really in the driver's seat, right? So whatever. Whatever. Let's keep going. Potential benefits. Advocates suggest PLR can offer insights into current life, whatever unresolved issues, and can even root the causes of certain emotional or physical problems. 00:08:13:30 - 00:08:35:58 Unknown Okay, so like physical problems, what are we talking about? Like, like I can't read really well. Is that because in a past life, I was kicked in the head by a horse? I don't know, I'm literally I'm using me. I don't know, like, have I been more susceptible to traumas than, like the other people in my family because of is that nature? 00:08:35:58 - 00:09:03:54 Unknown Is that nurture? Is that past lives? Are we adding another Sigmund Freud? Would we go crazy on this? I would go crazy with this. For real? Is that who did nature nurture my like okay, hold on. Who came up with who came up with nature nurture like that theory. Sure wasn't Sigmund Freud at all. Okay. It was coined by English, statistician Sir Francis Galton in the mid 1800s. 00:09:03:59 - 00:09:29:29 Unknown Sir Francis Galton would go crazy over past life. Regression, nurture nature, past life regression. What's up? Oh. What's up? Also Sigmund Freud, his psychoanalysis theories emphasize the importance of early childhood experiences and relationships in shaping personality and behavior. Totally a nurture kind of dude. Totally in nurture. Kind of do that. So that makes sense. That makes sense. 00:09:29:29 - 00:10:01:10 Unknown You want to focus, mom? You know, nurture all the way he care about nature. Gross, gross. But anyways. Okay, so, so past life regression, scientific validity. The medical community largely views players unscientific and considers, claims claims recovered past life memories as either fantasies, delusions or confabulation is, oh, that's a fun word. Confabulation or false memories, I don't know, I was like, oh, it was a fun word though. 00:10:01:15 - 00:10:31:26 Unknown Confabulation is false memories. So false memories. Is that like deja vu where, like, something in my brain is released and it's supposed to be related to something else, whereas sometimes I'm like, oh, I'm having this moment. It feels like I've lived this moment before or. But I mean, like the fourth dimension real. And I'm not even trying to get like a scientific, like there's a fourth term, like the upside down type shit I'm talking about, like space and time being the fourth dimension and how, I mean, even AI has kind of explained it. 00:10:31:26 - 00:10:51:52 Unknown I've seen, excuse me and I explaining it. I've seen one girl on TikTok, talk to, you know, AI ChatGPT or whatever, and it just back and forth going like, you know, it's like how the internet kind of always existed, but like, we couldn't tap into it. But the ability to do that was always kind of there. 00:10:51:54 - 00:11:17:20 Unknown We just had to harness that ability. It's like I was kind of always there, but we had to harness the ability to use it kind of thing. So, you know, is, is that fourth dimension of space and time of like things have like technically already happened and are going to happen at the same time, kind of like it's all kind of happening coinciding, like, I don't know, talking about high thoughts and low key topics. 00:11:17:20 - 00:11:40:13 Unknown I'm getting I'm getting like fourth dimension within this podcast. It's gotten out of control. But that's kind of what I'm thinking. So I'm like, okay, confabulation is false memories. Okay, so it maybe confabulation aren't exactly deja vu, but that's kind of where I'm going with it. Whatever. False memories. Maybe it's just like, I think something like your brain will kind of fill in the gaps. 00:11:40:13 - 00:12:02:57 Unknown Like, if you blacked out, your brain will kind of fill in the gaps of what has happened a little bit. And not if you like black out from, like, you know, your roofied or whatever. Like you're, you're drinking too much, you know, you're just whatever. But like, in like, trauma events isn't it a thing where like, you kind of black out there, yet your brain kind of does that to protect you, but you can kind of put those pieces back together. 00:12:03:01 - 00:12:35:47 Unknown Is that what it is? But those things really did happen. I don't know, false memories we're talking about. Your brain automatically wants to finish the story. So, like, people, false memories, confabulation. So it's like people who claim to have seen been an eyewitness to a crime, and then, they're describing the person they saw committing the crime, and they kind of do it correctly, but they misremember some things because of the because their brains kind of filling in those gaps of, like their, you know, missed memory of it. 00:12:35:58 - 00:12:58:13 Unknown Is that it? Hello I don't know. And then fantasies, delusions I mean delusions feels like you have to be in such a different state of being to be having, like, delusions, like, I mean, you're making up your life like. And I mean, are they comforting delusions, like, you know, live your life if these are delusions that, like, if you want to be like. 00:12:58:13 - 00:13:26:15 Unknown And my past life, I was a 1940s movie star. Amazing. If that's going to help you heal, live your healed life having that delusion or whatever, fantasies, I guess. Like, that's what I'm thinking. Like your fantasies, like your dream state, your your pure imagination. Your subconscious is, you know, projection of whatever you're thinking, whatever state you're in, whatever you want to be thinking about. 00:13:26:15 - 00:13:43:06 Unknown You know, if I think about if I watch Hocus Pocus enough times and then I do one of these, am I going to think I'm a Sanderson sister in a past life? Like, I mean, you know, I have no idea. So and I'm not saying that there's anything like I still want to do it. Like, make no mistake, I am very aware that this may not be real. 00:13:43:21 - 00:14:14:58 Unknown Does not mean I don't want to do it. I certainly want to do it 100%. So ethical considerations. Okay. The use of hypnosis and suggestive questioning and PLR raises concerns about the potential for inducing false memories or misinterpreting subjective experiences. That feels like a doctor's thing. You know what I mean? That feels like a that feels like I have a bad doctor who's like, being shitty rather than I have somebody who genuinely believes in this and wants to help me. 00:14:15:03 - 00:14:37:53 Unknown And obviously they're going to sell it to you like they're that person regardless. Because what kind of marketing technique are they going to? Nobody's going to be like, oh, just kidding. It's actually, you know, you know, fuck you. This was all fake. I build your insurance, right? You know, I cast your check whatever. You know, certainly everybody's going to tell you that they're this person, but hopefully and truly that they are. 00:14:38:06 - 00:15:01:52 Unknown Same with Reiki. I mean, I'm sure that there's enough people out there who have, like, you know, don't ask that a handful of times and got their yoga certification, said, yeah, that's probably the next step. And then there's probably another percentage of it that, are like, no, this has helped me or I've seen it help people. And I'd like to help people in this way, and this is where I want to go with it. 00:15:01:57 - 00:15:23:45 Unknown And I don't mean to pick on Reiki. I'm only saying that because I know it's such a controversial practice of, like, healing for people. And if it heals you, who cares? Who cares, who cares? I could really I could really get high key topics with this. I just read a news article about, something that's going on in our political climate. 00:15:23:45 - 00:15:51:56 Unknown And I just like there is I cannot stress this enough to you guys if you are dealing with mental health, addiction, suicidal thoughts, things that are super high key, there is more than one way to heal from it. You may be trying to heal one way and it may not be working. And I want to let you know there is other alternatives to healing. 00:15:52:01 - 00:16:12:33 Unknown You do not have to follow one set traditional path of healing to be healed. Granted, I'm not saying that the the path that you're trying isn't the only way, and I'm not saying that you haven't tried a million paths already, but I'm saying that there is 1,000,001 to try. You know, we're real sorry if that's a little high key for you guys. 00:16:12:37 - 00:16:40:25 Unknown Okay, so next we got. Let's get back into it. Fun. Sorry. So this really started off with me saying that I love sex worker, where, like, any sex worker, where I'm like, yes, girl, that's so fucking beautiful. Hey, are you guys loving the trend of, just, like, showing a sign of something that you really enjoy, even if it's super mundane, with the caption that says almost forgot that this was the whole point. 00:16:40:30 - 00:17:01:19 Unknown And it's like, you know, there's somebody that, like, in the Costco hot dog, or they're, playing fetch with their dog, or they're feeding their fish, or they're making a peanut butter and jelly. I don't know why these are all petting food related. Not really sure. So my recommendation of the week is for you guys to find your almost forgot. 00:17:01:19 - 00:17:30:06 Unknown This was the whole point. Like definitely the weather's changing. Get back out there. The transition periods can be hard for some people I know and but I we're getting into so much more brightness and sun and vitamin D and all that. So, I hope that you will all take this opportunity this week to just look at, the transition into spring and, the soon transition into summer as well. 00:17:30:10 - 00:17:51:42 Unknown And find your I almost forgot this was the whole point. So, I had my moment where my cat was laying on my chest and I was like, yeah, that's the whole point. That is. That's it for me. I've been holding back. I've literally been holding back this entire episode, talking about this. If you have not seen Sinners yet, I need you to go ahead. 00:17:51:46 - 00:18:16:10 Unknown Close this podcast right now. You don't need to listen a second to this podcast longer. You need to go out and see Sinners You need to go watch Michael B Jordan play. Fucking petition for Michael B Jordan to be playing twins in every single movie that he's in, purely so that he always has the most screen time. He's never not on screen. 00:18:16:15 - 00:18:39:47 Unknown Love it. And I obviously there's plenty of scenes in this movie without him on it, but who it is, I'm like, I know you can see the chills, whatever it was. So how do I say this? Fire. Incredible. I don't know, it's two hours and 17 minutes I need. I know how we got from past life regression to Sinners 00:18:39:52 - 00:18:58:46 Unknown But talk about past life regression. Talking about your never ending life. I knew it was going to be a vampire movie, so going into it, I was like, Bette, I know that this is going to be a vampire movie. Two hours and 17 minutes. This movie is the first hour. No vampires. The first full hour. You don't see vampires. 00:18:58:46 - 00:19:23:42 Unknown And I thought I was going to be mad about it, and I wasn't, you know, at the end of that hour, I kind of was like, where's the vampire? Oh, and then that's that was kind of it. The story of it is impeccable. Two hours, 17 minutes. I was entertained every single second of this movie. Not only that, I needed more. 00:19:23:51 - 00:19:46:15 Unknown I wanted more story. I wanted the story to go on. I wanted to know more about this world and these characters and the the vampires of it all, because it very much centers on, you know, not the vampire clan. It very much centers on, who's being attacked this one night. Like, we could have gone on about the vampires. 00:19:46:15 - 00:20:08:13 Unknown We could have gone on about the past of this town. We could have gone like. I mean, there could have been so much more to be told. But it was beautifully done, and there was a lot of music in it. And I thought also, I was like, I don't want I am not one for a musical break in a movie unless we're doing a musical. 00:20:08:13 - 00:20:27:52 Unknown And I'm expecting this to, like, add to the story and kind of like tell the story within the music. I was like, I'm not really a big this music was so good. And it was it was well done. It was well placed. It wasn't like, okay, let's break in like it was well placed. Except maybe the vampire song. 00:20:27:52 - 00:20:50:55 Unknown The vampires, when they start singing, I kind of was like, what the fuck are they doing? But also it kind of it made sense for how cocky they were. I want to tell you guys, Rotten Tomatoes has given this movie a 98% audience. Tomatometer 97% audience score. That's awesome. This movie is. I went to go see it at the Drive-In. 00:20:51:00 - 00:21:15:59 Unknown Not gonna. They were definitely not gonna ever double feature this movie. I've never seen the Drive-In so packed on a Wednesday evening. On a Wednesday evening, I'm. We're probably 25 cars in this bitch. I'm like, you're joking. This is. It was. It's a good movie. Would I go see it again? Yes. Do you want to go see Sinners Hit my line? 00:21:16:10 - 00:21:36:33 Unknown Because I will go see it with you. Michael Beach is so fucking beautiful. There's like. I'm like, staring. Okay? I need to get out of here. I need to get out of here. Okay. Next movie we're seeing is until Dawn. Very much excited for that one as well. Might be my most anticipated of next month, actually. No, it's not. 00:21:36:37 - 00:21:53:40 Unknown I don't know, it's going to be, but, this is also my recommendation of the week. This was really good to me. Might recommend I wrote it in my notes recommendation the week go see centers all caps. Do you five exclamation points. So okay, go see it. Go see it. Okay, so I said that, we talked about it. 00:21:53:40 - 00:22:11:52 Unknown It was amazing. I wish I could tell you guys more about it, but it really is. You know, you have to see it like it. And it's not like, sound like a load of the rings, like, oh, you just have to see it to experience it. But, like, I'm going to tell you the story in there. It's not going to be nearly as beautiful as they're going to tell you. 00:22:11:52 - 00:22:36:10 Unknown It. Hey, who that dude who said, like, measure here and then ring you, you know, whatever. And if it's a longer than three inches, whatever. If it's like, hey, I guess I'm supposed to have long hair. So crashing out about my cutting my hair feels appropriate. It feels extremely appropriate. I wasn't supposed to cut it, according to this guy. 00:22:36:10 - 00:22:55:51 Unknown I mean, whatever, I wanted to cut it and that's totally fine. But, we are in grow out process. We are in get extended process. But we're going into summer and extend us in summer is a bad idea. So. So hey, are you supposed to have long or short hair? Let me know, because what the fuck? What the fuck? 00:22:56:00 - 00:23:24:24 Unknown I don't know, I'll tag the creator of that guy that is doing it. But if you haven't seen. Okay, but if you haven't seen it. Okay, I'm like being so vague about it. So if you haven't seen, it's some like, TikTok video going around, obviously. And people are taking a pen and you're supposed to measure from, like right above your ear, your ear hole, your ear hole and like, measure and that you're supposed to do it with pens and then take your chin and bring it across. 00:23:24:28 - 00:23:46:00 Unknown And whatever point is meant there is like, what you're supposed to, what you're supposed to measure. Yeah. I was gonna make a joke, and I won't, but it's supposed to be whatever it is. And if it's like three inches or shorter, you're supposed to have short hair. And if it's three inches or longer, you're supposed to have long hair. 00:23:46:04 - 00:24:06:30 Unknown Mine was like four inches long. So I was like, okay, great. So my crash out about my hair. Super valid. Super. Okay. Makes sense. It's going to be okay. Don't worry, guys, I'm not upset. It just hurts really deeply in my soul. Love. My hairdresser will be going back to her. It was not her fault I made her do it. 00:24:06:45 - 00:24:27:12 Unknown And honestly, to get rid of all the like, the on the end kind of felt good. But now. Now it is. Back to it. Back to it, to it. I'm not sure what that one. Not sure what that is at all. Okay, so the Pope died, right? We're going to talk about this one, and then we'll do the Waterloo taste test. 00:24:27:12 - 00:24:52:01 Unknown So if you don't want to hear about the Pope exploding, go ahead and skip it. But did you know in 1958, the pope's body, while lying in state exploded. The pope's body while lying in state exploded. Did you know that? Did you? Because I did, I did. We're gonna look that up really quick. I have not looked it up since I heard that fact and watched, like one TikTok video about it. 00:24:52:06 - 00:25:17:04 Unknown Dude, I bet you it's just like, gone from history. Hey, the Pope died. The Pope's body lies in state for public viewing. At the Vatican, at Saint Peter's Basilica. It says for three days. Okay. Everywhere I'm seeing it, says the pope, it says Pope Francis will lie in state in a wooden coffin for three days. Why do I feel like it was? 00:25:17:11 - 00:25:41:49 Unknown Which Pope? The Pope is usually buried in three coffins. What? But Pope Francis wasn't. Here's why. Pope Francis was not laid to rest in the customary three coffins that was used for pontiff. These for centuries. Why are popes? Traditionally, the pope is traditionally buried in three coffins. Did not know this. We'll talk about the Pope exploding in one second. 00:25:41:49 - 00:26:10:48 Unknown The past pope. Not Pope Francis, but the Pope remains dressed in a white cassock. Cassock symbolizing purity. Are moved from the private Papa chapel, where the Campbells or chief Cardinal this is. These are made up words everywhere he's made up. Chief Cardinal oversees the death certificate. Why three coffins instead of one? Traditionally, the Pope's burial includes three nestled coffins, each in its own material purpose and symbolization. 00:26:10:48 - 00:26:36:19 Unknown According to Vatican News, the inner cypress coffin, symbolizing humility, holds the pope's body and personal items. The middle coffin, made of lead preserving the body and secures the important documents, and the outer coffin, crafted of or chrome, ensures durability, symbolizing strength, and honors the Pope's dignity. Well, I guess you don't want, you know, once you know nuclear war happens, you don't want people like reading the Pope's coffin. 00:26:36:19 - 00:27:07:26 Unknown So I, I get it, I get it. I guess people saw what we did to the, Egyptian like, pyramids and said, not our pope, not our popes. Thank you. This has always been the tradition. In the book The Death of Popes, papal historian Wendy J. Roden writes, the tradition of using three coffins dates back to the 14th century and continued through Pope Benedict the. 00:27:07:27 - 00:27:32:37 Unknown Something. I'm not about to resolve that. What is that? The 16th. Yeah. Funeral in 2023. In 2024, Pope Francis simplified funeral rites in the Ordo. Found something. Something opted for a single sancta lined wooden coffin. Okay, yeah, because it probably is like, this is a waste of resources and stuff. I'm he's probably like, I'm not the Pope anymore. 00:27:32:42 - 00:28:03:42 Unknown Like I'm dead. Y'all good for Pope Francis? That is awesome. But so according to Lauren, the mortician, and I'm paraphrasing, so please go watch her video. I'll link it below about the Pope exploding. But, in 1958, the pope, died, and they used to embalm the Pope. Obviously, because there's public viewing and you need to mitigate some of that decomposition at some point, at least in the beginning. 00:28:03:46 - 00:28:27:19 Unknown So for viewing. So I'm not laughing, you guys. So you need to like so you obviously need to embalm the body to some degree, for public viewing, especially for three days of public viewing, just sitting out in the open 24 seven. So, I don't know if it's 24 seven. Actually, I don't know if there's, like, visiting hours for the Pope's body. 00:28:27:19 - 00:28:49:50 Unknown It feels like those three days would be so significantly holy that, like, mean, not holy, but so significant to the Catholic Church that, like, what if I arrive? What if I'm, like, traveled from, like, German and I'm like, I have to come see Pope Francis before he I devout Catholic. Whatever. I arrive at three in the morning, the morning before they're going to close it. 00:28:49:55 - 00:29:07:19 Unknown What if I need to see the Pope's body? What if I need to see the Pope's body? What if I need to see the Pope's body at 3 a.m.? Maybe I do. You don't know that. Okay, but. So back in the day, they used to obviously have to embalm the body. And they used to use. And it's a very secretive process from what I understand. 00:29:07:19 - 00:29:45:22 Unknown So very secretive. And the cardinals or like medical cardinals whatever used to do it. Something obviously went horribly, horribly wrong in 1958. And alternative embalming led to a grotesque sight. So Pope Francis, ahead of this is Pope Francis, who recently died ahead of lying in state. The pope's body. Pope Francis's body underwent a temporary embalming process known as Santa, to proxy, with the goal of a more serene and natural appearance of the deceased that lasts up to ten days. 00:29:45:27 - 00:30:13:04 Unknown This method of preservation was adopted after an unexpected incident involving the embalming of Pope Pius the 12th. This is according to PEOPLE.com. Pope Pius the 12th had stated that upon his death, he wanted to be preserved in a different matter than was standard in the centuries prior. A typical embalming process that time at that time would involve removing organs from the body, and, in the popes case, preserving them in jars. 00:30:13:09 - 00:30:39:01 Unknown Stat is so like Cleopatra, King Tut shit like that is so Egyptian. That is so preserving them in jars, like, I mean, what for? What is he buried with them? Weird. However, Pius told the, physician doctor that he wanted his body to be preserved without removing his internal organs. Hey. What? That's not how embalming is done. 00:30:39:01 - 00:31:06:54 Unknown If you guys didn't. Pius the 12th was externally preserved using oils and resins before being wrapped in cellophane before being wrapped in cellophane. I system believe to be used with cloth. Jesus Christ, where are they getting cellophane to preserve the body of Jesus Christ? What are you talking about? Where do you think they got? Cellophane. Why are you talking about cellophane? 00:31:06:59 - 00:31:40:09 Unknown What the fuck is cellophane that I am? I still bit cellophane noodles. Oh, so I'm stupid? Okay. What the fuck ever. Okay, what was not accounted for, however, is that pies the 12th died at the papal summer estate. There was a procession to Rome where he was set to lie in state. Okay, this is 19 again. 1958. The intense heat sped up the decomposition and purification process on the lightly embalmed body. 00:31:40:13 - 00:32:10:39 Unknown The body effectively exploded from the gases within the fourth day, lying in state. His nose and fingers then fell off, prompting ending to the public viewing only after then, not only did his body visibly start decomposing, but it did so before a crowd of faithful mourners who were horrified by the sight. Members of a Swiss guard became sick and even fainted as the stench traveled. 00:32:10:44 - 00:32:38:31 Unknown Whew! It looks like a thief butler, a professor of religious studies at the University of Pennsylvania, tells people that the moment marked a turning point for the church, which wanted to go to great lengths to make sure this would not ever happen again. Yeah. No shit. Are you kidding? Exploding pope? That's horrible. That's scary. So we didn't get to a lot of my topics again, mostly because I talked a shitload at the top of this episode. 00:32:38:36 - 00:32:55:06 Unknown But you better believe we are going to do the Waterloo taste test because it is the end of April, and we have been anticipating these all month. And I am going to give you I have not tried these yet, so I'm going to give you my very first reactions. Whether or not I say I like them or not. 00:32:55:06 - 00:33:12:36 Unknown Top of this, I want to let you guys know, go out and try them because I my taste buds are not your taste buds. So if I say that this is gross or something, it's totally fine. You still may think it's amazing. Okay, audio listeners, this one's for you. Okay, here it is again. This is a spiced mango sorbet. 00:33:12:45 - 00:33:34:21 Unknown Ooh, just out of carbonation I like it. The flavor's so faint actually, it's really delicious. The spice mango sorbet. I'm going to rate them at the end because I want to make sure I'm like comparing affectively. But I mean, if we're talking hold on because the spiced is not spicy, it's not like obviously like a cinnamon spice, like spice mango sorbet. 00:33:34:30 - 00:34:00:23 Unknown They're talking about Tajin and mango clearly. Is the spice here. But the Italian is so, flavorful and not spicy. Hot temperature. Spicy. It's extremely, it's it's extremely flavorful. It's very good. It's very good. I don't know, we'll do tops, but I, I'm I'll read them after this one. Here you go. Audio listeners again. Skirts. Dude, this mic may have cut out a bunch okay. 00:34:00:32 - 00:34:19:06 Unknown This one is the Italian lemon ice. I should love this because I grew up having Italian lemon ice. From a Italian bakery. Right around the corner from my house. Shout out Vito's Bakery for always having the best Italian ice in Michigan. I don't live near it now, so good luck to you. That one's a free for all. 00:34:19:06 - 00:34:40:17 Unknown That's that's a freebie for you guys. Locals, the Italian lemon ice. I wish it was a little sweeter, but I understand why they're not doing it sweeter, too, you know what I mean? Like, I wish it was a little bit more like ice creamy, because Italian lemon ice is like a creamy lemon kind of icy flavor. It's not really like a, like lemonade. 00:34:40:17 - 00:35:00:34 Unknown Lemon. It's, like lemon in sweetened condensed milk type situation. I like it, but, like, I feel like lemon. Chelo Lacroix is more Italian lemon ice than this. So. All right. So I'm going to be my least favorite, actually so far. Which, hey, means I'm not biased because if I grew up with that, it's my least favorite. 00:35:00:34 - 00:35:24:58 Unknown Maybe I'm just a harsh critic too, but if you like the lemon cello, Lacroix, you'll like that. This. Imagine, like the lemon toe Lacroix. But it's not as creamy because there's obviously, like, less main Lacroix. And then there's lemon, cello, Lacroix. Whatever was trying to be something new. All right, so this one, I'm most excited and least hopeful for. 00:35:25:03 - 00:35:49:51 Unknown Because the the huckleberry cobbler. Yeah. Whoa. That burp was like that guy who tries to chug the sparkling water. These are like words to do. And they turns around, he hits the garage door. It's me, that huckleberry cobbler. I want the cobbler part to be strong, but I don't know, I don't know. Are you on the snooze one more time? 00:35:50:02 - 00:36:08:57 Unknown Do you think the mic cuts out because it's too loud? I'm sorry, I think I looked it all up so? So audio listeners, nobody could hear this because the ground. Oh, it smells like shit. I literally can smell it from here. That's why you smell that and smell smelling the others as well. That's nice. Mango is fucking good, dude. 00:36:09:01 - 00:36:37:58 Unknown The fuck is a huckleberry anyways? The fuck is a huckleberry anyways? All right, let's time. Oh, no. No. Oh, okay. But it's giving. It's not giving cobbler. It's giving pie filling like it's not. There is no like, Graham cracker cobbler is to this. It is only pie filling and just only pie filling and like, it's like sweet. 00:36:38:11 - 00:37:00:49 Unknown But, guys, my eyebrows I can't get over. This is fucking crazy. I'm going to have this lady fix this before, like. Or, like, lift this up all over. See, I can, like, hold it like that. Hey, one minute I don't get out all. I'm getting distracted. But, No, it's giving. Like it's sweet, but it's sweet. Like I wanted the Italian lemon ice to be sweet. 00:37:00:54 - 00:37:28:39 Unknown It's sweet like it's. If you like wild berry flavored things and wild berry flavored drinks. And sparkling waters and stuff. You will like huckleberry cobbler, likely, but don't expect it's the coolest canned to. I really like the colors. But like, expect like wild berry pie filling flavor is basically what this is. The Italian lemon ice. Super good, but it's okay. 00:37:28:46 - 00:37:54:30 Unknown That's usually what put thing. It's super good. But it's basically like depending on the cost of both, you might be better getting lemon cello if that's your vibe. Like Lacroix. And then lastly, the spiced mango. Oh. Excuse me, scuse me. Okay. Not sure where the camera's, this spiced mango sorbet. Go ahead. Get you, get you a case of this. 00:37:54:30 - 00:38:15:46 Unknown Get your three cases of this because of this fire. This is a really good. This is really good. We anticipated it literally all month, but here we are. Whatever day this is coming out the 30th. The fucking 28, I don't know, but we waited and it was worth the wait, so definitely go get one of these. 00:38:15:46 - 00:38:42:05 Unknown That is so delicious. I also recently tried the Zero sugar Mountain Dew like citrus, Baja Blast or whatever. Like they're I don't know, I'll try it again a couple different ways and I give you that suggestion next week. Okay. Chill out. Two out now. But yeah, I'll, I'll give you that suggestion next week. It was good. It needed honestly it needed the spiced that this has in it to make that better. 00:38:42:05 - 00:39:06:13 Unknown So I'm if you guys that new like I'll look it up and see what it is next week. But with a Tajin rim we're good time, right? I'm on this crazy pants. Crazy crazy town banana pants. Okay, guys, that is going to do it for me. I hope you guys have an amazing week. Go watch my video from last week on surviving, nuclear apocalypse. 00:39:06:18 - 00:39:22:54 Unknown Super interesting. I really had no idea a lot of you guys wait in, different places than were listed, so, very cool for you. But be prepared. No. Just power. I'm just kidding. But definitely tell your weird uncle about me. I will see you guys next week. byeeeeee 00:39:22:54 - 00:39:30:16 Unknown Boom boom. Oh!