Abyss Grocery Commercial 1

[Opening jingle]

MANAGER MENDY CHARR
“Come on down to the Abyss where we have everything; from the 9 Rings of Hell to the highest choir, we have everything you desire. Need a little pixie dust baking powder to give your cake that supper fluffy lift? We have it!”


ASSISTANT MANAGER TATUM VANDERBURGH
“Do you have powered blood?”


MANAGER MENDY CHARR
“Yes, we do! We have regional and type!


CASHIER OLIVER
“Do you have Mana berry wine?”


MANAGER MENDY CHARR
“Yes, we do! The Abyss is host to all kinds of liqueurs from Cornucopia wines to Hell's best oak and brimstone whisky. Don’t believe me, come check it out for yourself! Remember to shop smart, shop the abyss!”



Disclaimer 
The Abyss Grocery store is not liable for any accidents or reactions from any of the products we sell. Please be advised that if you have misused any products to seek medical attention either by doctor, priest, or hellspawn.