Episode 21 (00:10.606) Hot damn. What a great way to start another podcast, Priscilla. I agree. I actually... Wait, can you hear the bubbles? Because I can. I can't hear anything. I don't know. It might grow some people out. That's fine. It's just super fizzy right now. Welcome, welcome, everybody. Chug it, chug it, chug it. We're not drink drinking. I had my drink and now Priscilla's having her drink. Yeah. Of choice. Just energy drinks, but you know, some say they're just as bad. Sorry, we were both talking at the exact same time. You said something about rallying? Yeah, for our energy drinks. So we're rallying so we can podcast. I was saying that some say they're just as bad as drink drinks anyway. So that's valid. Yeah. Same, same, but different. Yeah. So I had tried the Celsius when you first put me onto them. Yeah. And I liked them. Yeah. And then I went back to, I don't remember. I go through rotations so fricking often. I went back to have a Celsius and it was too sweet. I couldn't do it. But that was also after having had the baby. As you were talking, all I could run through my head was that song, that Beastie Boys song. What one? Maybe, wow. Why did I even try to name who said that? Probably extremely wrong, but it's not them. where they say that line, like, back to reality, and then the rest is all mush in my head, and it's just like a beat at that point. Why did I even bring this up? I hate when I do that. That's okay. I bring it up as if I know all the facts, but they're all fragmented in my brain. And so I know I can't bring any receipts to the table. And I know that like 85 % of what I'm saying is just concocted up. in my brain as facts. Will, with just the one line, are you talking about Eminem's song? Episode 21 (02:13.526) Probably. Probably. I think I mashed up a Beastie Boy song with the Eminem song. So it was going to a different beat with the same lyrics. You know, this isn't the first time this happened to me this week. Really? Yeah. Just yesterday, I was sitting at my desk after a meeting and I had a little tune in my head and I sang it out loud for like a second. I was like, doo doo doo doo. What is that? And I sat there for like a couple minutes thinking about it. Turn around and told my coworker, why do I have the Wii Sports song stuck in my head? And she's just straight up like, did you play that recently? No. Did you see a commercial or a video? No. Then why do you have that in your head? I don't know. But I guess it's been living there for a while. Listen, some things just live rent free in your brain. and you don't realize it and then it just pops up. Like, what's, man, what's that cute movie with all of the emotions? Yes. Inside Out. Is it? Yeah. Okay. That one. I called it something else and my mom was like, that is not the name. And I was like, my bad. The bubble mint gum? Bubble mint gum? Yeah. It's that one commercial and then the little angry guy gets all mad because it just keeps popping up and he's like, I'm gonna play this. That's real life. Yeah, that's right. That's right. You're right. Mm hmm. Yeah. Those things just live in your head. Like right now. Well, I can tell you after you've become a parent. Yeah. There are certain songs that you just listen to over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. And then, you'll just be doing the dishes and you start singing this f***ing song or you'll just be doing the laundry and your husband walks by and he sings the tune or hums the tune and you're like, don't f***ing start that s**t because it is not going to get out of my head. So for me, that's commercials. Yeah. And the biggest one that I could I'm not good at being on the spot and ask like, name this or. Episode 21 (04:35.054) or sing me a tune. But the one I can do for you is the Stanley Steamer infomercial one. Yeah. Stanley Steamer carpet cleaner. And then it just goes on from there. Do you remember any of the ones from like when you were a kid that just like stuck in your head? Apparently not because I proved the other day that I... Again, another reference as to when I conjoined two and think it's just one. I couldn't get the tone right for the Ozempic one. Ozempic, Ozempic. Why am I drawing a blank on Ozempic? Because it's to the tune of like a, I guess, a very popular song. But right now, as we speak, I can't get the right tune. And why? Because I've conjoined it with the O 'Reilly. O-O-O O 'Reilly. Auto parts. Yeah. OK, so that. except in my head it's O -O -O -O -ZEMPIC and then I couldn't figure out the last part and finally someone was like, that's cause that's the O 'Reilly song. I was like, crap. my God. Priscilla, you're Andy from the office. What do you mean? Why? my goodness. Why? Break me off a piece of that. He couldn't come up with it. Fancy Feast? Yeah, yeah. No, I think that's it. I think that's it. You're right. my goodness. That's you. You're Andy! Except I don't sing show tunes at all times of the day. No, but in this particular aspect... Aspit, sorry. You are Andy. my goodness, I just made my day. But OK, it's slightly different because he was getting all the words right except for the last one. And for me, I had merged it with the Ozempic commercial. Same, same, but different. Yeah, OK, fair enough. It starts with an O. Yeah. What even worse if it didn't? You just flip it around a little bit. That's okay. I know all the things about flipping around because I'm dyslexic. I flip everything around wrong. That's fair. Good start right there. See? Prime example. Prime. Episode 21 (06:49.998) On another note, I have a bone to pick with Costco. Girl, tell me about it. They wronged me. Now, okay, to me, this is a funny story. It's still going on. It's fine. It's pending. Yeah, it's pending and I know it's not directly them. You can't blame the whole system, whatever. So we'll just say someone somewhere is messing with me. But I had ordered something to help with the podcast and it's a laptop. I'm going through all the hoops and whatnot because it was supposed to arrive today and I never got any kind of shipping confirmation, whatever. I realized that. Call them up. I'm going back and forth with customer service. They're trying to be helpful, but the first girl that I get, she sounded young. I'm going to start with that. She sounded young. But at the same time, I myself being in my 30s now. You sound young. I sound young. And I sound young and you sound young. Exactly. You sound like we're 12. Exactly. So I was like, okay, I can't hold that against her. She's probably 42. You never know. So I'm like, whatever. Just... that doesn't mean that she doesn't know how to help you. So let's see where this goes. And so I tell her my issues that, you know, it's a simple issue. Just I haven't gotten confirmation of anything. Do you know where this is at? She does her research, she goes and looks, she goes away for a while, comes back. It's like, let me get some more info from you. Goes away again, comes back. And she's like, okay, well, you know, you might get this like in a couple days. I was like, no, no. We're on the last day I was supposed to get it. So like, where are we at with that? And so she goes and she's like, okay, I didn't realize. Sorry. Like, let me go check again. Comes back. So like, I talked to people above me. I'm gonna, I'm gonna transfer you. I was like, Okay, that's totally fine. Like, let's go. Let's move this forward. Yeah, I don't know to who yet. She goes, Okay, so this is so and so with Apple. Episode 21 (09:15.79) I was like, okay. Why would she transfer you to Apple? Exactly. I was kind of confused. I was like, I didn't know that Apple worked in Costco. Okay, let's go. And it's an Apple product. Yeah. But still. But that's just because it's their product doesn't mean that you should talk to them. She literally hashtagged not my problem and sent you on. So that's the thing. She didn't sound like she was trying to do that. It was very much like, okay, so I found the person to help you. This is so -and -so with Apple. I'm going to transfer you now, okay? And I was like, okay, transfers me. So -and -so with Apple, let's call her, I don't know, Magenta. I don't know why I chose a color, but I did. Nowhere near her name. But she's like, hi, this is Magenta. Can I have your phone number or your Apple, what's it called? Apple ID? Yes, thank you. Your Apple ID. And I'm a little confused. I'm like, how is that going to help me find my package? OK. Give her my number. And she's like, so how can I help you? I was like, I'm trying to track down my package. She goes, and did you order it through us? I was like, no. And both her and I quiet for a moment. She's like, OK. And I was like, yeah, why am I here? I don't know. I don't know how to help you because you ordered it through Costco. And I was like, yeah, but we're not Costco. And I was like, I know. It's not even a technical issue with the computer. It's a logistics issue from Costco. Yeah. So I'm thrown off. She's thrown off. And I was like, question, clear this up for me, because maybe this will answer my question. If Costco, if I order a product through Costco, an Apple product, And it like is being sent to me. Is it because you sent it like Apple sent it? And she goes, no, Costco sends it through their distribution. I was like, that's what I thought. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. OK, OK. So back to why am I here? Yeah. She's like, I really don't know. I could escalate you. I guess. And I was like, OK, I don't think that's going to help. But also why say no at this point? And she goes, yeah, I mean, Episode 21 (11:41.198) We probably can't help you, but why not? my God. OK. So most of us are going full on with it like, yeah, OK. So she escalates me next person. So nice as well. And she's like, hi, how can I help you? And I'm like, I don't think you can. I ordered through Costco and I'm here now. I just keep getting transferred. And I'm super chill. I'm like. I already know this is not the path for me and I'm going to have to call them back. So, okay. So I explained the whole thing to her and she's like, yeah, we have no access to that on what they sent you and whatnot, just because it's our product. I was like, yeah, I totally understand that. I did not really place myself here. I ended up here. So she's like, I'm so sorry. I'm like, good. I'm just going to go call them back now. Okay, bye. And I call back and just crossed my fingers I didn't get the same person or I was gonna have to explain to her to please not send me to Apple again, because that was not helpful. And thankfully I got somebody else. good. And she was explaining to me that it shows a history of like, when you call in, what the reasoning is, what they did for you. Okay. So when she says, I'm like, question, does it show that I got sent to Apple? She's reading it out loud to me like a transcript. She's like, yeah, okay. It says right here, customer called in, needed help with Apple product. And I was like, okay, that's one way to put it. And she goes, says here that she called the manufacturer and the manufacturer requested you to be transferred to them for confidentiality reasons. And I said, yeah, that would make sense if it was Apple specific. Yeah, I would totally get that. And she goes, yeah, it sounds like she was new and did not. fully know that they weren't going to be able to help you. I was like, all good, man. Please don't do it again. That second time they tried to help, we still have no idea what's going on. I still don't know where my package is. They're all confused on their end too. They're like, it says it shipped and it charged you? I was like, yeah, but I haven't gotten any notification. She's like, all right, let's cross our fingers and hope it just magically shows up. I'm like... Episode 21 (13:58.83) Yeah, I don't know how long I can live on that with a really expensive product, but sure, let's do that for a day. And like it guaranteed like 100 % they were shipping it to you and not Costco, right? Yeah. Okay. I double checked. I triple checked. Like, because there were the, there was that option too, like go pick it up from Costco. And I was like, we're going to be out of town in a few days. I don't want to really risk that where it finally comes in and we're not here. And this shipping method that I picked was 100 % I was going to be home or Cole was going to be home. Yeah. So that's why I picked it. Of course. And yeah, the next day I ordered something for Cole's birthday and it sent me a notification like immediately after like, hey, great news. We shipped it. And I'm like, so that's what that's supposed to look like. So those are my qualms. It's fine. This this girl was super helpful. The second one in terms of. she sent a message out to the distribution place. I was like, what's going on? We need to know where her package is. So she said that they usually get back to them like 24 to 48 hours later. Do they do business out or business days or do they call weekends too? She didn't say anything about that, but she's like, hopefully in the next day or two. So I think we're both under the assumption that weekends count. Okay. And I did ask, like, hey, do I get updated? Am I in the dark? Like, what do I do? And she's like, you can call back tomorrow if you want and get an update. Like, you should get some email at some point. Yeah. I was like, yeah, but what if I don't? Seriously. So I'm here now and I'm just going to wait, I guess. I did. I did the other option. I called in. to a couple of the locations to see if they had what I needed. And they kind of did, but also kind of didn't. So I just told them I was going to be patient and wait and thank you anyways. And they were super nice. All of them super friendly to talk to. Even the first girl, I swear it didn't sound like she was just trying to like hand me off like this is too much for me. Sounds like she just confused on exactly what you needed. Yeah. So I will totally give her that benefit of the doubt, especially when the second one was like, it sounds like she was new. And I was like... Episode 21 (16:14.702) Totally fine, dude. I get that. We all get that. Yeah, we've all been there. It just, it sent me through a bit of confusion. I learned some stuff. Yeah. And I think I gave Apple a fun story for the day. I think you did. So I think they're going to be more weary when Costco calls. Yeah. They're probably going to be like, why are you calling us again? Costco be dropping the ball though, a little bit lately, unlike logistics and communication back and forth and stuff. Yeah. We had an issue. Jeff went and got my car, he got tires on my car and they lost the tires before we got them, obviously, on the car. I swear they were on your car one minute. Yeah, and then they were gone the next. But they lost the tires in shipping. So they did like a refund and then Jeff's like, but I still need the tires. And they're like, yeah, it's fine. We'll get another set. Well, then they call and was like, hey, we got your set of tires in. And he was like, cool, great. I'll come and get them. So goes and gets my tires. And then they're like, hey, they started the refund for the first set that you originally bought. So we got to charge you for this set that you're about to get. So he's like, yeah, dude, no problem. That would make sense. Yeah, makes total sense. I got a refund. Now you're going to charge me for the new ones. Well. The tire shop and the warehouse did not communicate with one another. Yeah. And the whole first set that got lost, they were like, well, you got those on your car. And he was like, no, I didn't get those on the car. You guys lost them and I had to get a refund. And now I need to get refunded, not charged for those because I got the second set put on the car. So they went back and forth for literally months. Wow. And he had to keep calling and be like, yo, this was a small fortune for these tires. I really, really, really need you guys to refund me. And then they would be like, well, you got the tires. And he was like, no, listen, listen, I did get a set of tires. Yeah. But it's not the original set because y 'all lost the original set. Episode 21 (18:27.47) I got one set of tires, not two sets of tires. I have been charged for two sets of tires. Please refund me a set of tires. Why would I need two sets of tires for one car? I understand the confusion in that part. It's like, hey, you saw that you just charged me twice. Yeah. And it should show that it only got installed once. Yeah. So like... What's happening? Math, math. Yeah. Right? Yep. So, like eventually we got a refund. Yeah. But it was a hassle to get a refund. Geez. Yeah, and I... This adds on to my story a little bit. I paid for expedited shipping so that way I could get it before we went out of town. And it wasn't... And the only reason I went in for it is because it wasn't that crazy. It was like $11. And I was like, okay, I can breathe with that one. That's fine. Sometimes it's like $60. Right. no, thank you. No, same. So $11. I'll do that. Well, the second girl was so nice. She goes... Well, when it does deliver, please feel free to call back and we will refund you that expedited shipping. You're goddamn right, you will. But I laughed because at first I thought she was saying like they were going to expedite it again. And I was like, go for it. Yeah. And then I realized she meant the original expedited shipping, which is now null and void because it didn't get here. OK. And then I chuckled even more because I'm like, do you know the efforts I will have to go through to get you people back on the phone for $11? That's true. I might swallow that $11 and just take my time back. Definitely. I'm buying my time back. That's all it is. Yeah, it really is. I'm a sucker. And I think that's why they only make it $11. Like, sweet, if we don't make it, you probably won't call back for it anyways. That's true. That's very true. Also, if y 'all hear a storm, I hope it's calming because it's really coming down. Yeah, it is. It is pouring. And I think at one point I heard some hail. Did you hear that? Yeah, I did. Okay, yeah. So if you guys hear that, you're welcome. Yeah, this is also, I really hope this isn't coming down where Cole is. Because he went out. Is he outside? Yeah, partially, at least they were going to walk to their location. that sucks. It does suck. What a night for a boys night, right? man. Sucks to suck, Cole. Should have stayed in. Should have stayed in and talked and gabbed with us with about... Episode 21 (20:51.982) fun products, but we kicked you out instead. Yes, I agree. Now he's having a good time, I'm sure. I'm sure of it. All right. I'm going to pull up your first thing. OK. I honestly don't need. yeah, that's what I brought. It's been so long, I forgot. Welcome to my brain. Yeah. OK, so I bring to you the Ninja Digital Air Fry Countertop Oven with 8 -in -1 functionality, flip up and away capability for storage space. with air fry basket, wire rack and crumb. Crumb? Yeah, I know. I almost said the other word. I was reading a little bit too fast of myself. Crumb tray in silver. OK, so I saw this oddly enough at Costco. I did too. Did you really? Yeah. So I like this. My grandma always had a... the countertop little oven. It's not what it's called. I can't think what it's called. Like convention oven. Yeah. So she always had one of those on top of her counter in her kitchen. I thought it was the greatest thing ever. She didn't have a toaster. She had that toaster oven. Yeah. Toaster oven. Yeah. Thought it was great. But my problem with it is it takes up so much counter space. Yeah. And that's a big bugaboo of mine. that I don't like for things to take up a lot of counter space. And this, you can flip upright and kind of like tuck it away to where it's up against the wall and you get your counter space back. Now my qualms with this is I am a little concerned that it probably does way too many things because it has eight cooking functions. You can air fry, you can air roast, you can air broil, you can bake, you can toast. You can... Literally, there's a setting called bagel. You can dehydrate and then you keep warm, which OK, that's great and all. The little excessive and I probably will use it for like two settings if I'm being completely honest with you. But at the same time, it's a little nostalgic because my grandma had one. Yeah. But also like, I feel like this thing. Episode 21 (23:10.382) I could make some bomb ass sandwiches in there. I probably wouldn't really use the air fryer setting because we have an actual air fryer. And then I probably wouldn't bake in it because we have an oven. But then you could bake smaller stuff so you don't have to turn on the whole oven. And it gets all hot and s**t. Yeah, that's true. I like this. I think this is cool. I go back and forth on if I want it. I'm not serious. not necessarily that I want it, that I need it. I want it for sure. I've looked at it so many times and every time Jeff is like, do we need it? I hate when they ask that. Yes, I need it. These are always going to probably be no, you don't need it, but it's cool and it does all this cool s**t and you want to play with it. And then you have all these high expectations of making s**t. So my other grandma, we always used to make like little personal pizzas. And this would be perfect for that. And look how it like folds up and you can put it, you can still have it on your counter and still have counter space. And that's what I keep falling back onto. Cause look how much space it takes up. It looks like a fricking pizza oven. Okay. So this is not the first time I've seen this and not just in Costco. you've seen it other places? Well, my company. as they are very generous around the holiday season, they host a whole Christmas party. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they always make it casino themed. And so the point of making it casino themed is you play with fake money and you're supposed to earn yourself enough money to get yourself a spot in picking a present. So they provide literally a present for everybody all at the same... cost point. So that way no one feels jipped. It's awesome. And essentially like, yeah, you're just buying your spot in line to pick one. So this was one of the items. It was. And I, my eyes were on it. But my coworker got it instead. And I eyed him down and I was like, you better use it. Have you heard anything? Like, have you questioned him on it? He says he hasn't used it yet. Episode 21 (25:29.166) He has not used it and he's had it since Christmas. It is May. What is he doing? I don't know. But they got lucky. I guess it was on deal. They get a lot of their presents during Black Friday so they can get them for cheaper. And so if it doesn't amount to the price point, they will join it up with other things that are also lesser of a price point so that you still get the full thing. And so this came with the Keurig. Bruh! I know! I know! my God. All these things. I'm like, dang, y 'all got this for cheap. Tell them I'll give them five bucks and a high five for it. I already tried that. damn. So yeah, 20 bucks and a high five. Maybe 20. So yeah, he beat me to it. So I ended up picking the monitor we are currently using. I mean, I'm not mad at it either. It's pretty awesome. This monitor was very helpful because the computer, the company was... giving away their retired desktops. They were upgrading some of them in the office and some of them are just deemed too old. So instead of just throwing them away, they're like, hey, who wants these? So I took one home, but I didn't have a monitor. Priscilla's over here breaking s**t. man. Unplugging stuff going all over the place. You good? You back? I'm back now. OK, guess who's back? Back again. Shady's back. Tell a friend. Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? Guess who's back? I had to let you finish it. Thank you. I swear. There are so many moments where I'm like, this is why we would need video. Maybe we'll just, we'll video just for the TikTok reel. Because these are my golden moments of you. These. good. I'm glad. I'm going to have to make a full reel of just you singing. no. Nobody wants that. No, it's going to be you singing that, me singing the Goofy Goober song. Riley's. Riley's. That's all. Episode 21 (27:41.55) It's just all the jingles. But yeah, I forget where I left off. But he got a Keurig and this and then your office was giving away monitors and you got this monitor, which is badass. Yeah. Some joker at work has not used his freaking ninja badass toaster oven eight in one. Man, I need him to play with it because I need to know if it's worth it. Like, OK. I'll recheck in. I'll check in again on Monday. Tell him that I'm going to come up to work and I'm going to beat him up if he doesn't play with it. I will. I'll tell him that. I'll play the audio and be like, she means it. Yeah. Walk up to him with your phone and just play me saying, hey, I'm going to come beat you up if you don't play with your damn toaster oven. Yeah. And because I need to know if it's badass and if it's worth having or not. Yeah. I mean, I definitely agree with you on the whole, like, it's standing up is being awesome thing because I remember having in college one of the like more basic ones, like, you know, the ones that they sell college kids because it's cheaper to have and it's like a two in one. That's your toaster, but that's also your sort of oven that doesn't really work full capacity, but whatever. Exactly. And yeah, that thing took up so much room. This picture exactly. I used to have those knives. I used to have that whole knife set. Are you sure this isn't just your kitchen? Yep, because I don't have that toaster. Not as far as you know. Well, if Jeff's holding out on me, we're going to have words. Also, my counters are a completely different color. OK, yeah, that's true. But no, I want to know if this is worth it. So I think there's a couple things that I think is a little bit of overkill. I've seen people do the rotisserie chicken in this thing and I think that's a little ridiculous. I'm surprised one fits in there. Right. I said the same thing. I don't think I would go that far. Maybe to reheat one of the ones from Costco. Do you guys get those? No, not yet. Really? Yeah. Okay. I love them. My grandma always used to get them. So I have memories aligned to going over to her house and eating those. I think they're delicious. Episode 21 (29:54.03) Jeff thinks that they're bland and boring, but he also is Hispanic and he is about all the flavor. He's like, it tastes white. Yeah. So like, I think I'm a little there with him on that. Like my mom would definitely get them from like, Kroger Tom Thumb, whatever was around. just as like a really quick option. I just wasn't a fan because it tasted too bland. Yeah. but she would get them so that she could put them in quesadillas and stuff like that. Yeah, those I can totally understand. Yeah, so she was getting it for an alternative purpose of like to add it into stuff. And that I was a little more on board with, but honestly, I'm the worst person to ask because I'm just not big into chicken in general. What's wrong with you? What do you eat? Without the sauces, it's like nothing to me. Like I'm just like, whatever. Get out of here. So like I like... raising canes because of the sauce. But if I didn't have sauce to dip it in, I'm not really interested. I know people love Chicken Express, but nah, I'm good. KFC, I'd go there for the mashed potatoes and I used to really love their mac and cheese. I don't know. Something about - It's garbage. The last time I had it was gross. Did it just go down in - its quality. I don't know what happened. We don't get KFC. It usually makes us sick. So yeah, I haven't. We've had it once this year and I think I was sick. I was sick. And you know, when you're sick and you just get those very specific cravings where you're like, I just need this one warm thing, please. And so Cole went and picks them up. And all I wanted was the mashed potatoes gravy and The mac and cheese and mashed potatoes and gravy always hits. It always hits. But yeah, that mac and cheese, I don't know if I just really dislike when mac and cheese is mushy. Yeah, no, I think they did something different because like growing up KFC. Yeah, that was the s**t. We ate a lot of KFC. Also, Michigan doesn't have as many fast food places out here as Texas does. So there's not as many options. I didn't know that. Episode 21 (32:11.502) Yeah. So like if you want chicken, it's KFC. There's nothing, there's no alternatives. Yeah. Well, they just started getting the Lord's, well, I almost said the Lord's chicken. Chick -fil -A. That's what we call it in our household is the Lord's chicken. That's great. Yeah. So Chick -fil -A is dubbed the Lord's chicken in my household. Yeah. But they just started getting that. So what I was growing up, it was... KFC, that's it. I'm surprised that you don't like Chicken Express, but not liking chicken and then they have their gravy. But you don't like their gravy? Not really. I know, I'm sorry. man. I know. They just changed their fries. Yeah. And Jeff and I had some qualms with it, but they just, it's the shape is now a crinkle fry, whereas before it was not a crinkle fry. Yeah. And you know how sometimes those things taste different? Yeah. It is the exact same flavor. Which I was like, y 'all are about to get your asses f***ing fired if you fucked up my fries because I love their fries. Because crinkle fries, the huge benefit of those is that they're thicker and mushier. Yeah. So like, I like to think of the crinkle part as the best part because that can hold more ketchup. Yeah. I'm a five year old. It's fine. It's okay. I love potatoes, which my child also loves potatoes. I ate so many potatoes while I was pregnant. I craved potato. I like potatoes too. In any and every form of potato that you could possibly imagine. yeah. All the potatoes. Yeah. And then when I was pregnant, it just escalated to unmentionable numbers. And now Reeves is just like, Tato! Tato! My, so when I was growing up, my great grandmother would, I believe, only eat a baked potato. That's it? Yeah. Like just, she just wanted baked potato. And I remember growing up thinking, that's going to be me when I'm that old. Hell yeah. Because I loved the fact that, I mean, yeah, they always told her like, you gotta eat other things. And she's like, nah, I just want my baked potato. Skin or no skin? I think she would have the skin. Yep. Yeah. Episode 21 (34:34.606) I'm cool with the skin. Yep. Yeah. Just chop that s**t up and eat it. Exactly. Yeah. It's all over the earth, baby. Yeah. I love potatoes. Me too. I'm a potato. I tell Reeves he's a potato all the time. Okay. You can make so many baked potatoes. Yeah. So bringing you back. Bringing you back. Let me sell this to you. On its f***ing tangent. Yes. I want one of these, but I am hesitant to buy one because... I have so many freaking appliances. I don't really have the room. I don't want to eat up the counter space. I literally have things that do all the things that this does, which is making me try to control the urge to buy it. And Jeff and I have literally had the conversation. He's like, do we need it? And I'm like, no, but I want it. See, but I like to sell things to Cole by saying, but Cole, if I get myself something that can do... what two of the things in our kitchen does, then we no longer need those two things, because I consolidated into one. See, but I love my toaster. It looks like the brave little toaster. right. That's a throwback. Right? So I will never get rid of my toaster. Like, even if that thing dies, I'll probably be like, I don't know if I could do it. Question. Yes. Brave little toaster question. OK. Was the blanket... in the movie, a heated blanket? Yeah. Okay. That's why it has the face. That's why his face looks like, yep. Okay, cool. I never really asked anybody that because I felt like it was a dumb question. Even as a kid, I was like, I don't know why its face is like that, but I'm not really going to ask. Yeah. But that's how I am with life. I just don't ask questions. No, because you were, you're going to inconvenience somebody. Yeah. I don't want to bother you. Okay, actually, she's quoting me from like five minutes before the podcast started. So that's actually really funny because there's a, what's it called? There's a TikTok out there of this girl in New York who was just trying to like, she was trying to record her nifty like grocery carrier. It looks like a crate, but it's on wheels and the back wheels are tri -wheels so it can go up the stairs. And it was really cool looking. Episode 21 (36:58.03) And so she's like out in the middle of the sidewalk, whatever. She's clearly in a very open area where people can walk around her. No big deal. OK. So she's showing it off. No words. Just like Vanna whiting it. And this woman approaches her and is like, Hi, I was just wondering what you're doing. And she's like literally captioning it as like it's happening to her. And she's like, she goes, the instant panic when I lie just to like not inconvenience somebody slash sound weird. So she lies and she goes, I was just taking photos of this and documenting it because I'm selling it like just full on lie. OK. And she takes that lie even further because the girl's like, you're selling it. Because yeah. OK, cool. Because I was actually coming over here to see where you got it. my God. And she goes, I guess she forgot for a split second. that she said that she was selling it. So she goes, I think I got this from Amazon. And she goes, OK, cool, but you're selling it, right? no. And her paws of just like the paws is small, but to someone like me, it's infinitely long. Yeah. Because you can hear the thoughts just in that pause. And she goes, yeah, I'm selling it. Like, no, no, no. And yeah, she could retract it. Yeah. But you know what? To people like us. that she's inconveniencing somebody. my God. So we don't feel like doing that. We'd just rather just move on with our day. So she's like kind of sounding unsure. And the girl's like, OK, cool, because I have cash right now. If I can just buy that off of you now. And she goes, and she goes, yeah, like I'll give you a hundred dollars for it. Things change from that point. You can see her just go, wait, really? Are you sure? Like. girl don't sell yourself out of it. And like I think the mental math happened in her head like, how many could I buy with that? Yeah. So by the end of it, yeah, she like fast forwarded the video and just the girl's walking away now with her grocery cart thing. Well, I hope you bought it for $30 and you just made $70 off this lady. I really hope so. Clearly she really knows how to sell it on the street because she was not trying. Episode 21 (39:18.926) Dang. But that was amazing. I loved that because I showed it to Cole and Cole's like, that's so dumb. She should have just said something. I go, so you don't know yet that that's essentially me. Yeah. And he goes, would you really do that? I was like, a thousand percent. I would put myself in that situation and sell something to somebody just to get out of it. And I. would be the person buying it because I, a thousand percent will walk up to somebody and be like, I love that. Where did you get that? And if you said you were selling it, I'd be like, I will buy it off of you right now. How much do you want? So everywhere there is a me who is sheepishly selling something they never intended to sell. And then there's a wolf over here hunting s**t down, hustling. that is so funny. Now, I will say my brain would totally just justify it and be like, It's fine. You can get a cooler new one now. Yeah. Yeah. Totally. And I would be like, ha, sucker, I just bought this off of you. I'm going to use a s**t out of it. Overly paid grossly for it. Then I would have been pissed. I love that so much. But yeah, this I will say like, I'm a huge fan. I think you should just consolidate all your products and get this and tell me how it goes. But I get it if you don't too. I've put this on my future house list. Yeah, it's on the list. Yeah. Let's see the AI generated customer review. Let's see, let's see. Customers like the quality, performance and ease of use. Can't speak today. Of the air fryer, they mentioned that it cooks great, does it all with ease and that it folds up and out of the way. They are also happy with heating, ease of cooking and size. However, some customers differ on cleanability. I mean, honestly, it seems like the easiest thing to clean so far of this type of product because it literally just pops the bottom off so you can clean the inside of the crumb tray. Yeah. But also you got to make sure that you're actually cleaning it. That too. If you just don't, yeah, it's going to be super gross. Yeah. Episode 21 (41:38.35) What was the price of it? It's got great five stars. I think it's at like 79 % of five stars. I think it's like 130 something. I want to say 135. no, 149 .95. So close. 150. Well, it's on sale. yes. Sorry. It is 32 % off right now. What's the original price? I can't see. $220. That I can't justify. Also, did you see that this one has eight functions, but they sell one with 13 functions in one - What the fuck? with 13 functions and a smart thermometer. No, I didn't see that. I just looked at the eight function one. I can't just OK. I in my brain can't figure out what to do with eight functions. How the fuck do you think I'm going to figure out what to do with 13 functions? Yeah, that's five extra functions. Priscilla five. That's a whole handful. Is there is there a breakdown of this one? Is there a breakdown of all the? Functions of this one because... Go down right there. Up. Air fry, air roast, bake, broil, toast, bagel, reheat, dehydrate. And then the new ones are sear crisp, rapid bake, frozen pizza, fresh pizza and griddle. man. Rapid bake. Interesting. Man, I also want like a fricking sandwich press so bad. be making fancy grilled cheeses in our household. I'd request you to bring a sandwich every time with you. Man, Jeff makes the best goddamn grilled cheese. Change your life. So yeah, they... and like, okay, so this is how people are getting their freaking rotisserie chickens in. Because this... There's an extended height. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This makes so much more sense now. Okay. There's an option for an extended height and a standard height. for the 13 and smart thermometer. Same thing for the just 13 and eight functions. Yeah. All of them seem to have like a secondary option. Okay. That makes more sense. Because yeah, when you were saying that people were putting the rotisserie chicken, I was like, that's like a mail slot. What are you talking about? Like, are you putting like a Cornish hen in there? Yeah. Like tiny? But no. Okay. Full ass chicken. Fair enough. Fair enough. Episode 21 (44:04.654) One day I'll come for you, but not for $264 .99. F**k that. I'll use my toaster. that's... And my air fryer. Yeah, that's like extended height. That's all of the everythings. All of the each. Yeah. Standard height was... okay. So standard height with eight functions. So basic of the basic. That one's the $219 originally, but... Or like $220 originally, but $149 on sale. Okay. So... Not so bad. okay. Well, I'm gonna move on to mine now. All right. Are you ready? Yep. What's happening? I'm showing you something that confuses me, but I really love the concept. I really don't know what's happening. It's like a little mini 60s fireplace. it's like a chiminea? Chiminea? Is that how you say it? We always call them chimneas. Chiminea. that's just fireplace in Spanish, I believe. The little clay things, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah, we call them chimneas. That's what I was told that they were called, in full honesty. I mean, it's just pronunciation, that's all. Same spelling, I'm sure. And also, my translations always suck because I go very literal. So like, yeah, for me, in the actual indoor fireplaces, that's called a chimenea. But like... Also, that could just be way too literal. I don't know. Whatever. it doesn't matter. But yeah, this is like a 60s version. OK, so like outdoor. Huh? Is it for outdoor indoor? No. well, it's indoor because it's mini. Like what mini? Like, what are we talking mini? Well, like melt a candle mini like on. it is mini tiny. Yeah. OK. OK. OK. Episode 21 (46:06.638) Yeah, when he said indoor outdoors, like, I mean, you can leave it outside, but it looks it. You can't understand how big it is from the picture because there's nothing, no context reference. Yeah, I'm surprised by that. I'm surprised that there's no context because I got this originally this idea from Instagram and full on. I thought it was like up to my chest. No, no. that's cute. That makes me think of the powers. OK. That there now there's context. Yeah. So the second one I showed you, that's the Mondrian. Like, you know, style one that they make super cute, very artsy. Jesus, Priscilla, this thing is so tight. No wonder why I thought it was full size is two hundred dollars. Yeah. OK, well, that explains why I thought it was a big one. So even though I bring this, I don't actually still understand the point. I just really like the look of it. What do we do with this thing? I haven't figured that out yet. So in one of the phones... Is it an accent? Is it a conversation piece? I feel like this one has a full on many pieces of logs of wood with matches. And the matches are half the size of the little fireplace. Yeah. It's adorable. Don't get me wrong. I think it would be adorable for a conversation piece. But like, am I supposed to put like potpourri in this? Am I supposed to like burn stuff in this? Like, what do I do here? I mean, do we think that if you light some little firewood in there, it'll actually stay warm and maybe heat up your like top half at a desk? Are you going to do that, Priscilla? Are you going to chop up many pieces of log? You're going to take a full ass log. Go get you a little hatchet. Chop up this. my goodness. Are they seriously selling these mini logs of wood? Five rope incense with log holder. that. Episode 21 (48:21.102) That makes sense that it could be for incense. Yeah, that makes more sense. But can you for real buy the log, please? Can you look? I need to know. Log holder log. Palo Santo. Yeah, you can. Because it's Palo Santo. How much? Please click on that. I need to know. How much? Fifty five dollars. Well, it's coming with the holder. That's why. fancy, fancy. my goodness. it's got hot in here. That's expensive. It's been hot in here, but it got hotter because it's $55 for mini logs. my God. You could burn f***ing sage. OK, so your house will never be haunted. I'm a fan of that. That's pretty cool. Could you imagine if I had one right here next to us? That'd be so sweet. And we're like, we are protected. I mean, that's pretty cool. Is there a way to get? these items without the log holder? Because what if you already got a log holder and you need a refill? that's a good point. But then again, it's Palo Santo and like incense. You can just get that elsewhere. That's true. And literally, Jeff buys real firewood and I can literally bring you over some real firewood. That's valid. And Cole can just chop it up. Yeah. I love this. Like they sell little place settings for this little mini fireplace. It's cute. Like that looks like a whole patio. Yeah, it does. Way better than mine. I've become that person that has miniatures of everything because it can't have the full size. This is goals. This is dreams. Would you like to see my dollhouse? This is all I could afford. We're in a house out. Yes. But as you can see, it's too expensive to upkeep. So I've decided to make a dollhouse with all the things I actually really want. Look how bougie I am. A house that I want in real life would cost a million dollars. This dollhouse, however, costs the low, low price of 500 bucks. Look at my mansion. Right. Living big. Episode 21 (50:34.99) But they have my Barbie version of myself. They have a lot of styles. I do. They're really cute. I dig them. Very retro -y. Very much so. Like 60s. I can see this in like, you know, like one of those, I like that one. Them step downs. the, yeah. So those living rooms that were like sunken in. And then what would happen? Then the entire like couch is sunken in more. Yep. Yeah. Yup. In a big circle. It's like built in. my God. So yeah, this thing just reeks of like 60s vibes to me. Big time. And it makes me so happy. Like I feel like I need to just go put on some bell bottoms and talk about love child and... See, so if this wasn't... Free love. $185. I know. It's... It's a lot. It's too much for me. It's really pretty. It's really cute. Are they handmade? Yeah. Okay. You've been coming in with all the handmade stuff. I know. I love it. I'm here for it. I mean, you just know that my Instagram and my TikTok and everything else just knows that I'm a sucker for it. Yeah. But I mean, I love that kind of stuff. And it's unique and that just, it's more fun. It's so much more fun. I think they're really cute. I forgot to even say who it's by. So this is by an artist named Kate Schroeder Ceramics. I just want to say Schroedinger's cat. It does look very similar to that. Yeah. Big time. So yeah, if y 'all want to see what we're talking about, you can go to our Rekomi and see that. Yeah, we'll have the links up. Yeah. But I'm a huge fan. It's called like Tiled Astro Star Mini Malm. Burner? Malm? Malm? Malm. But yeah, they're mini burners and they're so cute. And like I said, if it weren't for the price, like just burning Sage alone, I'd be like, yeah, I'll get it just for that. My Sage will burn in style. Yeah. Big time. So I really love this. Her Instagram showed... Episode 21 (52:52.59) showed her making them by hand and I was like, my God, that's so cool. I love those videos. They're so satisfying to watch. Yeah, they really are. So soothing. Yes, big time. I think they're cute. Me too. But I can't wrap my head around. It says very hot when exposed. Wait. What? Minimal murmur. Burmur. It can be very hot. when exposed to an open flame, don't touch. Well, thanks. I can't believe that this clay item around fire would be hot. Isn't that sad that they have to say that? Well, it also says, please note, this product is not an actual fireplace and cannot withstand a sustained open flame. Okay, that's good to know. So no candles? I... Maybe like a tea light? I think that's all that would fit. Yeah, I think a tea... Like, just for... perspective for size for our listeners. I think a tea light would fit in this, but you'd have to cut the wick really, really low because I would be concerned that if it got too tall, that flame got too tall, then it might damage the inside. Okay. So while reading something - Holy s**t. All right. So that's what a real one - Well, so I was reading this note at the very bottom while you were talking and it said, many mom burners are not affiliated with the original mom fireplaces. They are simply a homage to them. And that right there, I was like, homage is, thank you. You're welcome. And that right there, I'm like, is that what those 60 ones are called? Like mom fireplace? Yeah. I didn't know what those call. Why don't they teach us this stuff in school? Honestly. They're beautiful. They are. I'm obsessed. I am too. I can't show Cole. my God. I can't show Cole because this is his favorite style too. What do you mean you can't show Cole? This is dream goals, man. No, I know. But like if I show it to him, he'll get overly excited and be like, what if we found a way to make our fireplace that? I see what you're saying. So yeah, got to keep this in the vault until like we have a place that we can do this to. Well, he's going to listen to this and then you're fucked. Episode 21 (55:10.318) Yeah. Okay, that's fair. It's also fair. so nice. See, there's the exact what we're talking about, the sunken in living room. Yep. With the seating. Yep. Yeah. And the fireplace. Yeah. Man, can you imagine if they bring that back? Fugie 60s. It's meant to come back. It's going to. It's going to happen. One day with our help. I like this product. I think it's adorable. I think it's cute. I cannot justify spending that much on a tiny little tabletop item. I know. But it's adorable and I like it. Yep. Big fan. Just I'll have to be a fan from afar. That was only 150. Well, this is for what you're looking at is the little like holder for it. that's just the tray? Yeah, the patio tray. Yeah. Also made by hand. Yeah. I need to stop finding things that are made by hand. No, you don't. I love the things that you're making by hand. They're just so expensive and I can't have any of it. It's okay. We can dream. Fair. Okay. We can't have everything that we bring on the podcast. If I brought dollar items, I could. That'd be boring. That's true. Say hello to the hand sanitizer. But I found a dollar tree. OK, I'll move on to you now. s**t, I have another item. Wow. Are you that done with me already? No, I've just we've gotten on such tangents. I've forgotten and we've gone off on a couple of them that we've talked about other products. OK, so what I bring to you is the angry mama microwave cleaner. I don't know if you've seen this on anything. or trending or videos or anything, but I judged it. Okay. I judged it. I judged it. And then I was like, you know what? I'm going to try it. So I bought it. This s**t f***ing works. Do you have one? I do not have one, but my mom got one. Okay. And I watched her use it. Yes. Episode 21 (57:23.854) And she was like, it works. And I was like, all right, you clean that microwave. And I walked out because I didn't want to get roped into cleaning with her. all right. That makes sense. It worked. Amazing. Now, granted, our microwave was not filthy at all by any means. So you have to take what I say with a grain of salt because my stuff is fairly clean. I don't want to talk s**t on anybody or anything. But I mean, it's. better than my floors are. My microwave was fairly clean. It wiped everything down so good, so well. The thing is, I do wish that I had had lemon juice to put in there because you use it with water and vinegar. So then it just smells, everything smells like my whole kitchen smells like vinegar. So that wasn't overly pleasant, but I mean, by the next day it was fine. worked so good. Side note, I burnt the s**t out of myself. because it's plastic. No, because my dumb ass, I left it in there because I was like, well, she's going to be hot. So I cleaned around her. And when I reached over, stop it. Yes, I bumped her over. I'd like to also point out that she comes with like little angry arms on her hips to grab. huh. so that you can safely remove her out of the freaking microwave. Yeah, so my thought process was, let's see how well she worked and if I need to go another round. Valid, but her head screws on so she wasn't going to spill over. It doesn't screw on, it just clips on or slips on. I like how she comes with different hair colors. Right. So you can really embody yourself to it. Right, I have the same thing. So red, blonde, yellow, whatever you want to call that, brown and purple. So I bought the red and blue one because it was cheap. It was like five dollars when I got it. So I was like, I can justify buying this for five dollars if it doesn't work. Yeah. Worked great. I loved it. Burnt myself on the first go around, but that was totally on me. Yeah. Not the angry mama microwave cleaners fault at all. Episode 21 (59:37.966) I don't think mine has the little flowers on her little dress like this one does, which I think is adorable. Yeah. That might also be why mine was only five dollars. Highly recommend. The s**t f***ing works. As long as your stuff, I would hope I would like to hope that your microwave is not caked with things. But if it is, this probably is going to do you some wonders. So apparently, along with angry mama cleaner. There is a fridge odor absorber. Cool, mom. That's so funny. She has a same like angry face on her. Yep. But she's covering up her nose. She's got mittens on and her hair is white and she's got a coat on because it's cold. And she's like, ew, it smells gross. OK, so what do you do with her? Do you just put your. man, what is it? Baking powder? Thank you. Baking soda? Yeah, baking soda. I don't know. It doesn't say technically. It just shows her in the fridge with some, not steam, but powder coming out. I think it's just for effect. what does it say right there? chili mama, baking soda, fridge, and freezer odor absorber. I think you probably just literally put baking soda inside her. Yeah, but still. my God, it's cute. I like it. I do too. I like that they keep coming up with cute little characters for things. I feel like my angry mama needs a cool mom now. Yeah. That way she has a friend and they can have coffee and talk s**t. Talk s**t. no. I'll put them in the... wait, I can't put her in the pantry. No. Because I put my hot mama or angry mama in the pantry. because I can't keep her in the microwave. You can keep her in the fridge so that way they can talk s**t there. Yeah. And behind closed doors. Exactly. I see what you did there. Look at you. Look at me go. That's awesome. I'm clever. Yeah. Sometimes. So I like it. I don't remember where I saw this. I was trending there for a while. But yeah, highly recommend. Definitely would buy. Don't have the cool mama. Interested in looking into the cool mama. Episode 21 (01:02:00.238) Definitely recommend the hot mama, angry mama. I can't get my s**t together. She can be hot too. Yeah, she can totally be hot. Hot mom. Hot mom summer. Get the lemon juice. That's the only recommendation. That makes sense because I feel like that was my mom's one comment. She's like, God, it smells so bad. And I was like, well, that's on whatever you decide to put in it too. Yeah, which I didn't read the directions at all either. I just like bought it. And then it showed up and I was like, so how does this thing work? my God. And Jeff was like, well, luckily we have white vinegar. my God. I mean, I'm glad it works. So I think I did the the poor me version of just putting in a bowl and sticking it in the microwave. That still also worked. Yeah. But yeah, I know my mom definitely was like a fan of this when she used it, because she was also skeptical and was like, OK, they say this is going to work, but I don't think so. Yep. And because I think she got like a cheap version before that, I want to say something like that where it was like a knockoff version. It didn't really do anything. it's just disappointed. And then she was told like, you should just get the actual thing. And which how cheap was the one that she bought of this one with only five bucks? Well, if I'm not making this up in my head, I had to be super duper cheap. I don't know. Because five bucks is super duper cheap. The dollar and high five. Yeah, it probably had to be like a dollar or something. Dollar and high five. She ain't got no high five. That's how cheap it was. But yeah, this is really cool. I like it. I like the idea. I like that we're jazzing stuff up. Very cartoony. It's more fun. Just like Scrub Daddy. That's why Scrub Daddy, I feel like, got launched so hard because Scrub Daddy was so cute and smiley. And it was like, that's adorable. And then it... You know, help said it's actually a good product. Have you used them? What? The scrub daddy? Yeah. OK. Did you? So we were grocery shopping the other day and Jeff saw the scrub daddy and it wasn't colored and they were just white. And he's like, don't you all get f***ing cheap on me? He's like, don't you all take that color out? He's like, it's part of the fun. Don't you all get cheap on me? That was for the the eco -friendly version. yeah. So they they sell them colorless. Episode 21 (01:04:23.502) for the people that don't want like all the dyes and stuff and they just want it to be like as, I don't know, what's a good word for it? As organic as possible. Yeah, that's a good word. As organic as possible. So no colors to dye into anything slash use slash whatever. So yeah, that's what they... And I've gotten one of the white ones before, but then the problem is you see everything that gets left behind. Yeah, it's all dirty. I have a scrub mommy too. Yeah, same. Yeah. And we were at Costco and they had the scrub daddies. Yeah. And Jeff was like, no, no. And I was like, but babe. So the reason, part of the reason why we moved to scrub daddy too is I'm not really a fan of sponges. Me neither. They gross me out. Me too. And Jeff has a bad habit of like leaving it in the sink. And that is like my biggest bugaboo because it sits there and gets all gross. So I am a repeat offender of throwing them away. And then he'll be like, God damn it woman, where's my sponge? And I'll be like, I don't know. Cause I really legitimately don't remember having thrown it away. Sponge fairy came and took it. Yes. We went through so many sponges at times because if it just gets to a point and it grosses me out, automatically straight to the trash. You're not going to feel good about washing your dishes at that point. Exactly. It just feels like you're making them... Just as equally bad. Exactly. Just as dirty. Except with invisible gross stuff. Exactly. Exactly. So I threw so many of those away. We were buying them in bulk at HEP because I was throwing them away. And then I got smart. So I would throw them away and then I'd put like a new one on the counter for him. Like, it never happened. Weird. I don't know what happened. And then he would go in there to do something else. And he's like, where are all the sponges? And I was like, there's one on the counter and he's like, no, all of the other sponges. I was going to use it to clean something else out in the garage. And I was like, we're out. We're going to have to go to the store. See what had happened was... Yeah. So I've been using Scrub Daddy for a while and I think the only thing that gets me wanting to buy a new one now... Episode 21 (01:06:46.798) is their Halloween version. I haven't seen those. Okay, so they have like a summer set and a Halloween set and their summer set is like a little octopus, a little starfish, a third option, whatever. Okay. Their Halloween version. I can remember two of the three. One is a ghost. Yep. And one is Frankenstein. No way. Yes. I bet you one's a pumpkin. Probably. So I love those and I keep convincing myself out of it because Cole's like, do you really need a Halloween version? Like, no, but I want it. But my qualm with it, it's similar to yours. Cole either leaves it like in the sink, like on the bottom of it, because I have a little holder for it. So he either leaves it out of the holder or he doesn't fully like rinse it off. And I'm like, I swear if I see anything on that, I have the urge to throw it away. Me too, it grosses me out. Me too. And so I switched to the square ones. The square ones? They have mesh square ones. So same material on the inside except a little more abrasive on the outside. Okay. And so I got that thinking like, okay, this might be easier to upkeep, whatever. Yeah. Tell me why. So I had one. Cole moves in. And suddenly there's like a big tear in it. And I was like, I didn't realize I had this that long. OK, I throw it away. I put a new one in. Yeah. Two days later, a big tear in it. And I was like, what is happening? There is one common denominator and it is coal. And so I was like, babe, what's going on? And he's like, well, I'm cleaning the knives. I'm like, yep. With the sharp side down. He goes, well, how else are you going to clean it? Gently from the other side. Do you know how many things I fucked up cleaning knives? So many things. I've cut bristles off of brushes. I didn't even realize I was doing it. I was just talking to Jeff, scrubbing, and then I looked down and there's bristles all up in the sink and I was like, I fucked up. I don't think he was noticing either. I don't think he noticed that all that had happened. I was like, all my sponges, they all just are all torn up. And he's like, I'm sorry. I'm like, no, it's fine. I guess I'm... Episode 21 (01:09:05.966) one of the few that's very ultra aware of when I'm washing a knife, like, okay, don't be cutting nothing up. So that's why I started noticing and I was like, okay, I'm gonna try this out again. No cuts. Yeah, no cuts. I'm like, no cuts. I just get into cleaning mode and sometimes I don't notice it. That's him. That's definitely him. He's the cleaner one of the both of us who gets into cleaning mode. And I'm just like... weary behind like, no, no, no, not that. No, no, no, not that. And he goes, fine, you do it. I'm like, no, thank you. I'm no help. No, thank you. I also, I'm the throw awayer big time. Yeah, cultu. Yeah. I think it's just, when you're the cleaner, you're also the throw awayer because cleaning, you throw away stuff. It just makes sense. And he is always walking behind me. picking up after me because the way my brain works, as I'm doing something, I'm moving on to the next thought. So I'm literally in mid -movement, putting something down to go do something else, not doing it intentionally. I'm just off doing something else now that's another task that I have to do. And so he's always off behind me and I just hear him either putting stuff away, throwing it away, and I'm just off in the distance, sorry. Like there's that's every couple because Jeff is the one that moves from one thing to the next thing. And I'm the one that is coming behind cleaning. But I've gotten a lot better. I've gotten a lot better because it used to be like he would be cooking and I'd be cleaning up behind him as he was cooking. And then he'd be like, where'd the spoon go? Yeah. Where's the tablespoon? my God. Yeah. I'll be like, you were done. I put it in the sink and you're like, God damn it, woman. No, I was still using that. Like. I wash it real quick, sorry. So that's literally us cooking where he's behind, he's cleaning. I'm like, where'd the butter go? I'll put it away. I haven't even used it yet. It blows out. Because I'm going to use it. And then, my bad. OK, I'll get it out. No big deal. I'm like, you know, it's no big deal. The process is broken. And let me ask you this, as he's cooking, does he finish a task and put it away? Episode 21 (01:11:23.566) my God. Yeah, me too. I have to. I'll set up all my ingredients. Yeah. And after I use that ingredient, I'll put it away because I'm done with it. I can't do that. I cannot stand it to be a mess when I'm cooking. I cannot cook in my kitchen unless my kitchen is clean. Okay. So I don't like cooking unless the kitchen is clean. That is one thing. Yeah. But once I start... there's no mid task to clean because I know the cleaning will wear me out. Yeah. And I need to keep all of my energy for the rest of the cooking. OK. So that's where I'm like, I'll do it later. And then that's where Cole comes in and he's like, or I'll just do it now. Yeah. Yeah, that too. That works. That is so funny. Yeah. That him and I are one in the same and that you and Jeff are one in the same. Yeah. That's too funny. What are the odds? And I'm over here like, babe, I would change myself if I could. I'm telling you, I love you so much. Yeah. I don't know if I have it in me. It's just how my brain works. It literally is how my brain works. It happened literally just yesterday. I opened a new pack of like, they're not you Colts, but like they're the Costco version, the cool plus. Yeah. And I was opening up a new pack and just as I was like doing that, I put the whole pack down on the counter and was walking away to go start grabbing stuff to leave for work. And I turn around and I see him grabbing it, putting it in the fridge and I go, my god, sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good catch. Yep. Good catch. See, this is why we're with our other person because we balance the other person out. Opposites attract. It's so true. So true. Yeah. If it works for batteries, why would it not work for relationships? Except Cole and I are also both weird. So we have that in common. Yeah. But you have to have a common denominator. That's true. It can't be completely opposite or then just... How did you get along to begin with? Exactly. Yeah. Bingo, bango. I always want to add something to the end of that, but I don't know what to add yet. F**k it in the bucket. F**k it in the bucket. God, that used to be our saying. Man, I totally forgot about that. I loved that saying. I don't even know how we came up with it. That started because one of us, I feel like you said f**k it. Sounds about right. That tracks. And my stupid random brain. Episode 21 (01:13:49.998) turned around and was like, in the bucket. And it just, it felt good. Cause it rhymed. It rhymed. And we were also just so over that day. Yeah. We were burnt out. We were so burnt out in general. I think that was one of those Fridays that we had to work a long day. And then we had, or we came in on that Saturday. I think it was one of those situations. And so we were so over it. Yeah. And so you f**k it, me in the bucket and... That was our saying to the end of that whole journey of, f**k it in the bucket, man. This is just how it goes. It's the equivalence to us as the, it's fine, dog. Or, I'm fine. It's fine. I'm fine. Everything's fine. F**k it in the bucket, man. F**k it in the bucket. my God, that's so funny. I like to picture a little ball of trash just going into a bucket. F**k it in the bucket. Big time. And that little piece of crumpled trash. Those are my problems. Yep. Exactly. this was fun. Yeah. We should do this again sometime. We really should. Why? my God. Maybe we should turn this into a podcast. What? Just a thought. No way. F**k it in the bucket in the bucket. All right, guys. 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