Wartime Bulletin

Wartime Bulletin
Introduction 
•	[Intro Music] Helldivers-themed music plays for 10 seconds, followed by static interruption.
•	[Joe Turner]: "Greetings, Super Earth citizens! You're tuned into the Wartime Bulletin, your critical source of updates from the frontline. Today, we address the escalating crisis with the Terminid Control System, highlight rescue operations on Choohe. and Penta, and touch upon a controversial legislative move, stirring up quite the debate across our planet. Stay with us for an episode packed with crucial updates."
Update Segment
•	[Tech Update - Penny Lively]: "Thanks, Joe. Exciting yet challenging times for our Helldivers as the RL-77 AIRBURST Rocket Launcher becomes available to all, providing a much-needed edge in our operations. Unfortunately, the MD-17 ANTI-TANK MINES are currently offline, a direct consequence of the automaton sabotage at our production facilities. In lighter news, watch for the upcoming Warbond, launching May 9th, featuring innovative trap-laying weaponry and a welcomed arctic armor!"
•	[Super Earth Announcements - Joe Turner]: "In recent developments, the liberation of Penta has been a bittersweet victory. While most chemical factories and their brave workers were secured. [ChewUs]Choohe's fall to the automatons has been a heavy blow, costing us invaluable resources and the lives of countless dedicated explosive technicians. Furthermore, we're facing an emergency with the mutated Terminid eggs and the critical need to deactivate the Control Systems that are causing this. These challenges demand our immediate attention and utmost bravery."
•	[Super Earth Senate Update - Penny Lively]: "On the legislative front, the Super Earth Senate has passed a new law restricting Helldiver recruitment by region on Earth. This decision has sparked widespread controversy, seen by many as a potential sign of Automaton's influence within our own Senate. This law, slated to take effect at the end of the month, also proposes that active Helldivers from the restricted regions might be expelled from the Corps by May 30th. Such measures have only fueled the fire of concern among our citizens about the integrity of our democratic society. Would you like to hear more?"
Closing Segment 
Joe in non-italics and Penny in italics. Bolded is together
•	[Sign Off - Joe and Penny]: "For more details on these issues, tune into the Wartime Update this Friday at 0400, May 10th. Today, we remember the 23 million Helldivers who have made the ultimate sacrifice. Their valor will forever be etched in our hearts. Thank you, listeners, for your continued support. Stay vigilant and prepared for your next mission. Until next time—keep fighting for freedom!"
•	[Outro Music] Static sounds increase as Helldivers-themed music fades out.